18 Works in Inappropriate Use of Transfiguration (Harry Potter)
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Adaine's Home Alone by thisisareallycoolname
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series), Fantasy High
28 Jul 2025
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Adaine is going fucking insane cooped up in Mordred Manor.
The first time she's left truly alone, she spends the day "dealing with it"She jerks her shit man idk what you want me to say she flicks her bean crazy style
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- Part 2 of The Bad Kids
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Rebuilding Hogwarts after the war is complicated enough without Hermione Granger waking up naked beside Minerva McGonagall—courtesy of George Weasley's questionable new drink. Neither witch remembers a thing, but the evidence (bite marks, lipstick smudges, and a transfigured chess-piece-turned-butt-plug) speaks volumes. Now, navigating post-war awkwardness and Minerva’s horrified Scottish fury, Hermione must face one more unexpected twist: an unplanned pregnancy.
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When Ron arrives at Hogwarts for his weekly visit with Hermione, she convinces him to go with her for a tryst in the Forbidden Forest. Little does he know that Hermione is out for revenge, and the ruler of the acromantulas is more than happy to oblige her…particularly since the reward promises to be so pleasurable.
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After Hermione walks in on Draco trying to have an office wank—then stays to watch—they’re forced to partner for the first time on a case searching for Horcruxes throughout history.
As they move through time visiting major historical events, Hermione battles with her past and Draco contests with his future, all the while trying not to fall madly in love.
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Everyone knows that the Gryffindor boys are some of the horniest yet sex-stupid boys in Hogwarts. After tonight, maybe they're a little less sex-stupid. Definitely still horny though.
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It's the biggest day of the year for Theodore Nott.
However, a bet from the Weasley twins causes a change in plans. -
Crimson Cheeks by The_Taco_Writes for SadBrainHappyJuice
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Mar 2025
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Draco is welcomed when he comes home by his brat of a boyfriend, Theo, with a very creamy surprise. A snowman of whipped cream.
But Theo fucks up and the snowman is mad.
Look, dude, the prompt was Crimson Cheeks and this is the first thing that came to my mind. I'm sorry if you like cherries.
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- Part 9 of Crack Fics By Taco
- Part 2 of Dreo Diaries
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Forbidden Fruit by alwayshv for SomnophiliaSweetheart
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jan 2025
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Draco Malfoy has a very strict routine the morning before a Quidditch match—a full breakfast, a cold shower, and absolutely no sex. Will Hermione Granger get him to break his rules for her with just one single banana? Although, in the end, she technically devours two.
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Hermione and Malfoy are secretly shagging and flirting dangerously with being found out. So much so that they’ve turned it into a game. When the protean-charmed Cock Coin burns hot, they meet in a new public location to play, and there’s only one rule: come, and you lose.
For the DWS N.E.W.T Wheels of Fate & Fortune Challenge.
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Hermione is Harry's personal healer in St Mungo's for when he injures himself on raids or during training. One day, she gets a notification that Harry is in their private room near midnight and goes to see what's wrong
What comes next is an exceedingly awkward conversation followed by some kink exploration
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“So I’m meant to be Mrs. Claus?” She asked, nervous to see their small nods. “And am I correct in assuming that means Malfoy will be Santa?”
“Don’t sound so pleased, Granger.” He smirked.
“We know it’s not ideal, but the boys have been talking about it nonstop. They’re expecting them to visit this Christmas Eve.”
“No, no,” she waved Harry off, “I completely understand.” She touched her hand to her temple. She could feel a migraine pushing against the crown of her head. “Uh, erm, where are the costumes? Or do I need to transfigure something?”
“The attic,” Malfoy offered, “Remember how to get there?” He made his way past the group and Hermione looked back throwing daggers at her friends.
“I hate you all,” Hermione whispered.
“I tried to call you up here,” Ginny mouthed, a Cheshire-like grin spreading across her face.
“Go on, Mione, Father Christmas is waiting,” Ron winked.
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Hermione is sure of one thing: Draco Malfoy simply does not like her. Maybe this year's Grimmauld Place Christmas Party will change that.
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Why is there a sentient stalk of mistloe following Harry around the Christmas party?
That's simple, it wants him to admit his feelings for Charlie Weasley!
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there's magic in your fingertips by Laurine
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Feb 2021
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Winter holidays are around the corner. For the Hogwarts students, this just means a lot of free time, while for the professors it translates into endless hours of work. Professor Lan can't live like this anymore. He misses his boyfriend, Professor Jiang for Care of Magical Creatures. It's been weeks since they last had sex and he won't wait any longer. But to catch Professor Jiang's attention, Lan Huan will have to take drastic measures. Thank God he's very good at Transfiguration and he knows his fantastic beasts as well as his boyfriend.
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- Part 2 of Xicheng's Magical Adventures (HP!AU)
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Todos los días, con una precisión mortal y a las órdenes de Tom, Borgin guiaba a los desafortunados y mal vestidos que entraban a Borgin & Burkes a la parte trasera de la tienda y adquirían las preciosas partes de sus cuerpos. Y entonces, un niño apareció.
*Traducción autorizada por lordmarvoloriddle.
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Every single day, with dead precision, at Tom’s orders, Borgin would lead the poorly dressed unlucky persons who wandered into Borgin & Burkes into the back of the shop and acquire precious body parts. And then the boy.
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At the very least, she could say with absolute certainty that the Prefect wasn't such a prude after all...
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- Part 4 of In The Shadows of Hogwarts Halls
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For A Moment There, I Thought You Were Going To Let It Get Me by orphan_account
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
03 Jul 2017
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When Jeon Jungkook’s name is spit out of the goblet, he realizes he doesn’t really care about the Triwizard Tournament--all he can think of is that Hufflepuff Head Boy Kim Namjoon is going to help train him. For now, that is more important than any other victory.
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- Part 2 of Harry Potter AU Oneshots
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Brothers Ro, Rab and Sev receive horridly inappropriate mittens and deal with their presents in a less than childlike fashion.
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- Part 3 of Far, Far Away Series
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