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Forgotten by What_Accountants_Do
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
17 Sep 2025
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When Stede Bonnet returns to town after suddenly leaving, his first priority is to find Ed Teach and apologize to him. When he finds him at his bar and seemingly in a relationship with someone he didn't expect, he is hurt and confused.
Life is going pretty well for Edward Teach. His longtime on-again off-again fuck buddy finally told him that he wanted to be exclusive. Izzy is off his back. The bar is thriving. Until one day a very strange man wandered into his bar, and now he can't get him out of his head.
What is happening? Will Ed and Stede find their way into each other's arms again?
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He saw graying hair falling in beautiful, graceful curls, a long but well trimmed, equally graying beard, black t-shirt, black pants, black boots, and a burning red, silky material hair tie around his wrist.
He saw the most beautiful man he’d ever encountered in his entire life.or
Stede Bonnet meets Edward Teach, his daughter's art teacher, and meets himself in the process.
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‘I thought you were fascinating,’ he murmurs now, just in case it wasn’t obvious, their wedding-rings glinting in the September afternoon like the greatest wealth a man could have.
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Where the Heart Runs Yearly by hideplueshi, VioletSmith
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Aug 2025
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In the dead of night, Stede Bonnet is woken up by a banging on his cottage door. It's Ed Teach and his annoying friend Iggy, who is so direly wounded he might not recover. In a last ditch attempt to save him, Ed and Stede turn to the warlock known as Frenchie, whose music can heal blights and move mountains.
Together they embark on a journey to save Izzy's life. The journey will introduce them to innkeepers and bandits, bounty hunters and royals, Fae beings of the other-world and the ghosts of each other's pasts. It will take them through forests and cities, mountains and crossroads, to the ancient haunts of the Mage King himself.
And if they find their way home again, nothing will ever be the same.
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While Ed and Isa are off on their Barbados adventure, Izzy and Stede are left back at the boat with a very heavy tension between the two. Time for Lucius to launch Operation "For the love of fuck talk to each other"
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- Part 28 of The Songbird Chronicles
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Podfic of "Built to Last" by ohtangerines, thisreader by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Aug 2025
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Stede Bonnet left behind his life in the city...his whole life...to start anew. Sea salt air, crashing waves, and endless stretches of warm sand all promise to give him a chance, if only he can let himself be found.
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Things are going great. Ed's off probation, things feel more comfy on the ship, and Stede totally isn't even a little bit overwhelmed with how things have been going the past few months. Not at all. He doesn't need any help from anyone!! He feels so confident he decides to raid a French naval ship.
It doesn't go well.
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Ed stares at Stede. Stede stares at Ed. The porn mag goes floppy in Ed’s hand.
“Don’t be a hater, man. This was hot shit.”
“Ed. Look at it.”
“Holy shit.” Ed whispers. “Stede.”
“T’was I!” Stede says, dramatically. He does a little spin for effect— validated in the way Ed’s eyes go all wolfish. “The gentleman lover!"
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or, stede's short lived modelling career comes back to him, when he thought it was forever forgotten.
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Stede: MY BOSS FOUND ME ON GRINDR
Lucius: did you respond???
Stede: Yeah I'm at his place rn
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Stede's hopeless, pathetic crush on his boss suddenly turns from fantasy to reality when Ed finds him on Grindr. He might end up getting more than he bargained for - or ever could've dreamed of. -
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Ed finds Stede's journal, describing all the things he wants to learn about sex between men but doesn't dare ask about. Ed, of course, feels he's the exact right person to offer practical demonstrations on the subject.
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A season 1 canon-divergence AU set after The Art of Fuckery
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Stede has always been Ed’s.
Well, technically, there was the brief pointless time before he’d met her. But as much as Stede cared to remember, as much as he found worth considering, as long as Stede had been anyone, he’d been Ed’s.
Certainly not romantically.
With her the crown princess, and he a simple knight, certainly not.
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Young Stede Bonnet is forced to marry a stranger and looks for a way to escape. Edward Teach has already escaped one hell and traded it for another on board of Hornigold's ship. But a meeting at the right time might give them both a chance to find something better in each other.
A look at Ed and Stede if they had met earlier in their lives. Still found ways to bring in the plot of season 1, though. ;)
Updates on Sundays.
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When actor/comedian Stede Bonnet is interviewed for the 100th edition of thriving gay magazine The Revenge Mag, he is surprised how easy it is to answer the question, "Who would you turn gay for?"
The answer is the famous actor/Only Fans star Edward Teach.
But when Stede attends the centenial launch party and sees who the cover star is, he realises his words may come back to bite...
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Stede on the other hand was still standing there fully dressed, looking wide-eyed at Ed and the tattoos that covered his skin.
“Well?”
Stede finally snapped out of it, stuttering on some sorrys, “It’s just- it’s not going to be easy for me to… well change with my, my wound.” He chuckled awkwardly, glancing down at the bandages.
“That’s okay.” Ed shrugged, approaching Stede, “I can help you.”
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Ed and Stede swapping clothes in s1ep4 except Stede is still pretty weak from being stabbed and hung and he needs some help.
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#LoveofMyLife by WellSussed (drcfxtina) for ann_banann
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Mar 2025
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Actors Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach are together, in love, and happy. They're also the faces of Queer Hollwood. Ed is kinda tired of it all, but Stede's star keeps rising.
They'll figure it all out, together.
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The main sequel to #NeedforStede
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- Part 4 of #ThirstVerse
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The truth of ourselves is the root of our acting — Sanford Meisner
When Stede Bonnet takes his kids to a performance of Hamlet, he is drawn to the world of theatre and leading actor, Edward Teach. After divorcing his wife, Stede impulsively auditions for a local amateur theatre production of "My Heart Beneath Cloud Breaks as the Storm" written by local queer playwright, Lucius Spriggs.
Things do not go as planned...
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Ed drums his fingers on the table while Izzy and Stede argue over whether a princess would actually stick around to watch a guard deal with an assassin or if she’d be more likely to run off screaming. He always enjoys the fire in Stede’s eyes when he gets firm, and the spark in Izzy’s eyes when he refuses to admit Stede’s got a point.
But every second they argue is a second he isn’t a princess about to get assassinated and rescued.
Ed, Stede and Izzy are fully prepared for some sexy roleplay where Princess Ed gets rescued from Assassin Stede by Guard Izzy. They even have a script written by Stede, so nothing can go wrong!
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Stede pops into the bakery for a chocolate chip cookie before work.
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Stede has spent most of his life coasting by in a life that is safe and comfortable. When he realizes famous investigative journalist Blackbeard has infiltrated his father's unethical company, though, he has to make a choice. Is he going to turn Ed in before he has a chance to drag the family business and reputation through the mud, taking Stede’s father down and changing Stede’s life forever in ways he isn't even ready to contemplate yet -
Or is Stede going to help him?A fic about the paralyzing weight of having to make a choice to escape from a life that is comfortable and safe - but what good is that safety when the life you're living barely counts as living at all?
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Ed Teach is trying to work on himself. He's taking time away from his job and is trying to figure out more about what makes Ed happy. He's devastated to find out that he can't easily get a Blahaj plush shark to add to his new plushie collection, and when kind stranger Stede offers to bring him one, he can't imagine how much his world is about to change. A cute little story about identity, making your own happiness, and a simple love of big plush sharks <3
Cross-posted SMAU from Bluesky!