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    jerry couldn’t jerk off. oh, he was certainly trying, alright- he was staring at his sexiest trading cards, flipping through the pages of his secret porn mags, and trying to think up every heated scenario he possibly could, but something in his body just couldn’t find any of that hot enough to get wet.

    aka, bill accidentally calls jerry while jerking off, without even realizing it. jerry finds it really hot.

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    Bidibidibidi…

    Moving isn’t easy, especially when you move to buttfuck Long Island! There’s nothing to do, until you stumble into an old, run down comic shop, you meet a group of…interesting…guys

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    The Eltingville Club has a problem: endless 2-2 deadlocks on everything from whether Aliens is better than Alien to whether Return of the Jedi even counts as real Star Wars. Bill Dickey, self-appointed president and chronic arguer, decides the only solution is to recruit a fifth member, someone with knowledge, passion, and the ability to break ties (preferably in his favor).

    Josh Levy thinks he might know someone. An old friend from back in the day, someone he used to trade comics with and argue about X-Men until three in the morning. Someone who definitely knows their stuff and won’t back down from Bill’s gatekeeping bullshit. Someone who could actually fit right in with their dysfunctional basement club.

    The problem was, Josh very carefully not mentioned to Bill and the others that Y/N was, in fact, Y/N. As in, a girl.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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    Josh finally realizes he might be gay and his biggest crush is on Jerry

    Jerry doesn't really like Josh back

    So what'll happen between these two and how will it affect their relationship with their group?

    (I want this to be a surprise to very vague summaries)

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    Bill and Jerrys parents have forced them to attend prom night, and as you expected, it's terrible. Jerry finds Bill sitting outside.

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    Josh and Pete don't show up to the club meeting, leaving only Bill and Jerry to play D&D. Bill wanted to retry the last session because of its shitty ending, and Jerry being Jerry, reluctantly obliged.

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    27-year-old Bill Dickey still lives at his mother’s house as an unemployed, loveless virgin. After a failed attempt at reconnecting with his old crew, he decides to try again to reclaim what he believes life owes him: friendship, hot babes, and riches. Will he successfully revive the Eltingville Club and relive his glory days? Will the rarest collectible (a girlfriend) finally come into his possession? Or will excessive nostalgia, loneliness, and the self-destructive comfort of never growing up burn him down?

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    Cleaning up after a failed D&D campaign with his friends was one thing, but having to clean up one of his closest friends was definitely another much more… complicated task to digest and accept.

     

    Or:

     

    Pete does a bad.

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    Garrett Cox experiences his best fantasy about the Eltingville Club. Everything goes wrong on a Friday night when Josh's tape displays gay porn instead of its supposed topless chicks. Pete proposes an experiment: is a man as good as a woman?

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    After sex, Bill gets one more task to fulfil for Pete.

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    New comic book store. New job. New town. New way of life. New enemies. New friends.

    Everything is new.

    Just because things are new does not mean they came intact when you got them.

    ||This is a reader fic but you are given some story line if some things do not add up think of it as an AU! The point of view switches and Bill will refer to you as She or her. No other specifics like name, hair color, eye color, race, body type etc||

    Please enjoy also I take criticism just dm me on Tumblr @emmaoftheendless or comment!

    Fic has been HEAVILY revised over time.

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    Something he also does is talk to her. Bill never hears their conversations, they're always too far away, but he recognizes that stupid little look Josh has when he talks about something he likes. His eyes get all wide and bright behind his glasses, and if he's walking he'll stop dead in the middle of wherever he is, too focused to care about the people having to walk around him. He's done it so many times Bill just drags him out of the way so the two don't get cussed out for hogging the sidewalk. But he can see that look, and it makes him mad how often he has it around her. No matter how dorky he looks, Bill would rather have that look directed at him, because he understands what Josh talks about.

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    Josh starts hanging out with a pretty, popular girl, ignoring the club. Bill, wrestling with these new and weird feelings of jealousy, struggles to prove it's a joke, especially now that he has to deal with being forced to prom. Will our hero prove his case and accept his bisexuality? Will Josh open his fat eyes to the truth? Will Pete and Jerry give a crap? Find out now!

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    Uhh these are mostly things I do that I think TEC guys would do lol

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    It’s almost your first day at college! And that means moving into your dorm! But that also means meeting your roommate…
    Josh Levy.

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    You move to Eltingville after your dad loses his job, and the moving van loses your shit. You meet three interesting nerds who have a keen interest in you, and one annoying ass nerd who you want to punch in the face.

    They invite you to hang out, a lot. But your life is already off the rails, what else could go wrong?

    (My first fic PLEASE be nice)

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    you leave your sweater behind at bills house by accident. shenanigans ensue

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    You were an overworked, tired worker but you love your cat more than everything. You left your window open and your cat escapes!! That damn cat.
    However, a certain someoneeeee found the kitty.
    Romance awaits.

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    As much as you'd preffer to get by unnoticed in a new town when you were all by yourself, it was like they were actively trying to headbutt in your life by appearing in front of you, over and over, and over again.

    Maybe it wouldn't be so bad, though the first impressions have been... Less than ideal.

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    "GET ME OUT OF HERE, DAMMIT."

    — Fanfic with an original male character, you can read it as a reader.

    — Explicit content, vulgar language, reprehensible thoughts and tastes, mlm.

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    Gunther had just moved to Eltingville club- no friends, no club, no foundation. He needed to smoke the last of his weed. He didn't expect to see Pete, but... It couldn't hurt to share, right?

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