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    One moment, Naruto is seventeen, bruised, battered, with more scars littering his body than any other seventeen year old should have, trying his damndest best to hold the world together even when it already seems to have crumbled apart.

    The next, he is six again, opening his eyes to four stone Hokage heads on the monument.

    There is a catch. (There's always a catch)

     

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    02 Sep 2025

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    TEARS in my eyes. I thought this was last updated like 14 august 2025 and i was so happy bc this was so fire💔
    Like, idk ive just never seen one in whicg it was uncontrollable partial memories of the future in the most inconvenient times

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    Fluixon called bullshit. “There’s no way someone like you left his side without notice.”

    “I announced my exhaustion and escorted myself towards my chambers. The windows weren’t closed.” He answered easily, as if this was another normal Saturday. “And it’s King Elanuelo to you.”

    “That bastard doesn’t deserve the title of a king.” Fluixon seethed, ready to start an argument. Sorry, Cynikka. He thought. I really tried to avoid this.

    But what came out from the other surprised him.

    “You’re right,” He said, head turning towards the night sky. “He’s just a coward with power. A coward with the fear of death.”

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    Fluxarata royalty au. that's it. that's the lore.

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    27 Aug 2025

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    Very peomising 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

  3. Rec 83

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    Midmysticx: This may come to a shock to you, but I’m pretty sure none of us are in a world where ANY nukes dropped

    YeahJaron: I had to deal with a slime creature that was made of radioactive sludge but there hasn’t been a full on nuke dropping

    MinuteTech: I’m not even going to comment on that, but yeah I literally stopped a nuke launching two days ago.

    BaconWaffles: HUH?

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    Phones are dropped right in front of them, and now they have to deal with interacting with people from different universes.

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    29 Jun 2025

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    PLRASE IM SO???? 1! 1!!! INTO THIS. THIS IS SUCH A FUN TROPE THAT NEEEDDDSSS MORE FICS AND THIS IS SUCH A GOOD FIC WITH AMAZING PLOTS AND AND AND its such a marvel!!!!!

    Its so great seeing all their personalities and how accustomed we get to their original roles,,,, seeing them cursed is weirdly wrong and the unsettling feeling of not belonging and not feeling quite right is soo good.

    I NEED to know spokes problem and the conflict between comedy and tragedy,,,, itll be so great and spokes almost bipolar behaviour is SO suspicious. He has a stronger connection to admin than anyone else (parallels of spoke being admin in LS once? and using exploits/hacks?)

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    Some people enjoyed being constantly threatened with death, Branzy reminded himself hysterically. Some people liked it, they signed up for it.

    Vitalasy had signed up for it and Subz had and Spoke and Mid and Rekrap, and he betrayed them as easily as rolling his eyes, but Vitalasy still grinned that cat’s-tooth grin when they met in passing–-

    (Or: Lifesteal SMP is a voluntary death game. Usually.)

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    30 Jun 2025

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    Yes. I LOWKEYYY need more of this its just. It scratches my brain the right spot

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    Jaron was your average Conspiracy Youtuber. His biggest break from the algorithm was his new hit series "Celebrity Conspiracy" - where he'd claim a bunch of celebrities to be supernatural beings.

    Did he expect to be right? No. Did he expect to now have connections with said celebrities? No. This was entirely unexpected.

    But it was pretty hilarious now that he knows.

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    01 Jul 2025

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    Literally peak cinema this is stupidly funny and they're really endearing lolololol
    Kids in The Corner update when,,,, 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢