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Operation: How Gay Can We Go? by CaptainKitler
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Feb 2026
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What if the video never leaked and their relationship was still a secret when Shane joined the Ottawa Centaurs? The team wait in anticipation for Rozanov's reaction to his career-long rival joining their team... but wait a minute, they're jumping into each other's arms, giggling like a couple of schoolgirls?
Aka 5 times Ilya and Shane’s 'friendship' seems really gay and the 1 time everyone realises it’s been actually gay the whole time.
Cue the Ottawa Centaurs being absolutely clueless, the Montreal Metros mourning the loss of their best player, and the Centaur WAG's (+Harris) being absolutely done with their ignorant partners.
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24 Feb 2026
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So Shane Hollander is, how do you say in English, a dirty little thief. A clothing thief, to be precise. Ilya can't say he saw that coming, but he also can't pretend he's all that mad about it.
His shirt looks good on his Shane. On Shane. On Hollander.
Right. His shirt looks good on Hollander.
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- Part 1 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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- English
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- 10,692
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- 3/3
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19 Feb 2026
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Til They Retire Your Number by technicallyverycowboy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Dec 2025
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They lapse back into a comfortable silence. Shane looks at Ilya as he is and thinks about Ilya as he was at seventeen, smoking in the back of a Saskatchewan parking lot. The image is almost unbearably tender for Shane, where his own seventeen year old thrill at seeing Ilya Rozanov meets all the things Shane knows about that lonely boy now.
Shane thinks: Do you love number 81 more than you love this man?
"Hey," Ilya says, brushing his knuckles over Shane's cheek. "Whatever I do, I will be there when you come home."
Ilya decides to retire. Shane is very normal about it.
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18 Feb 2026
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Change Your Win Conditions by Vee (Vera_DragonMuse)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Feb 2026
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Sometimes life came at you with a clenched fist and Ilya had never figured out how to duck.
So here he was, twenty-eight years old, single, dealing with the fallout from injuries given to him by the game he loved, and the second youngest assistant coach in the league to one of the worst teams. Stability was hard to come by, but he was managing.
Then along came Shane Hollander to knock him on his ass, one more time.
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- Part 1 of win conditions
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- English
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- 10/10
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10 Feb 2026
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“It’s my special night, Rozanov. I want you to watch me.” Ilya looks at Shane like he can’t believe what he’s hearing. “I want… I want you to sit there and watch me touching myself,” Shane’s cheeks flush, “and I want you to be good for me and stay put.”
or,
Vegas, 2021. Shane wins MVP and makes Ilya watch.
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01 Feb 2026
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Rozanov cocks his head to the side curiously. “This is porn thing?”
“It isn’t a porn thing!”
“It feels different?” He asks, nosing along his throat. “For you?”
“I don’t know, but I don’t think so.” Psychologically, yes; physically, probably not. He hadn’t felt whatever Rozanov had clearly felt the moment the condom broke. “Though I think it’ll feel different for you. Maybe better.”
Rozanov pulls away until they can look each other in the eye.
“I always feel good with you.” It doesn’t feel like a compliment, but like he’s making a point. “You don’t need to do this for me.”
“I know. I want to do it.” Shane insists.
Shane and Ilya experiment. It's a success.
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01 Feb 2026
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Hudson breaks his right arm, so Connor takes care of him
…and maybe Hudson likes being babied by his co-star, more than he would ever admit.
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- 6/6
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21 Jan 2026
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Leash by a_good_soldier
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jan 2026
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Ilya loves being Shane's dog. He hopes he's good enough to earn it.
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- Part 2 of Dog
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12 Jan 2026
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Any and all thoughts disappear from Hudson's mind completely once he sees Connor's ass, except perhaps, Holy shit, sit on my face. It's so fucking round. So spherical. So ample at the sides. His cheeks are like two globes perfectly encapsulating his crack. Hudson doesn't know or care what the fuck he just said in his mind, because, wow. What an ass.
He gets caught staring by none other than Bigger In Texas himself and his terribly smug smile.
“Picture would last longer,” Connor says in Ilya's accent.
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07 Jan 2026
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"I dare you to play gay chicken, Jeongguk-ah."
"What?"
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gay chicken /ˈɡeɪ ˌtʃɪk.ɪn/ noun [uncountable] informal, slang
a game in which two people of the same sex move their lips as close as possible with or without kissing, and the first to pull away loses.
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30 Nov 2025
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[“Hey,” Jungkook says. “I’m just saying...if you wanted to fuck me and I fell back asleep, you wouldn't have to stop. I’d probably wake up again eventually anyway. And I like the idea, in theory. Of morning sex, I mean.”
Seokjin laughs at him. “You seriously think you’ll wake up?”
“It’s sex,” Jungkook says, like Seokjin hasn’t watched Jungkook sleep through airplane turbulence that knocked computers off tray tables and Hoseok and Jimin genuinely screaming at each other about laundry at 6 am and and Taehyung and Seokjin himself getting into a post-Mariokart wrestling match while Jungkook napped on the couch less than a meter behind them. “I’ll wake up eventually.”]
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02 Nov 2025
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Jungkook finds out that Yoongi has a thing for his muscles, freaks out a little bit, and then puts those muscles to good use.
(shamelessly inspired by That Yoonkook Moment from the summer package)
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- Part 2 of Up and Down
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02 Nov 2025
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"What's rimming?"
He glances over to Jimin and Taehyung and is surprised to see they're both staring at him, wide-eyed.
"Did he just—"
"Jungkook-ah," Jimin interrupts Taehyung, disbelief in his voice, "why are you asking that?"
"I just, um, saw the word. Is it a car thing? Or, like— sports?"
(aka jungkook asks yoongi what rimming is and then can't stop thinking about it. cue some awkward sexting, self-discovery, vmin being mischievous, and yoongi giving jungkook one hell of a first time.)
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- Part 1 of Up and Down
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02 Nov 2025
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where Jeongguk is a dragon hybrid, Jimin is his caretaker, and from there it all goes downhill
or: Jimin should have really taught Jeongguk about consent before he lets him bend him in half
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14 Sep 2025
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jeongguk finds out it’s kind of difficult to get off in the military. he asks jimin for advice and from there it all goes downhill.
or; jeongguk is horny, there are no women, and jimin is really the only pretty thing around
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14 Sep 2025
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Jungkook, a second year art student, is going to die. Cause of death: Kim Namjoon’s thighs.
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Jungkook’s TA is the same guy he tried and failed to flirt with as a freshman.
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02 Aug 2025
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“So, it’s like a submissive-dominant kind of thing then?” Seokjin asks.
“I don’t know,” Namjoon replies. “I’ve never thought of myself as dominant. And with the way Yoongi behaves, to think of him as submissive seems kind of silly. It’s just in those moments. It’s like he changes.”Translations: Russian, Italian and Portuguese on ao3 and on Wattpad <3
You can also listen to a podfic version of the fic <3
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- Part 3 of Catalyst (BTS smut one-shots)
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Hoseok cringes, “How weird would it be if I actually asked to jerk off in here with you?”
“Very,” Namjoon answers instantly.
Hoseok nods, “You can choose the porn.”
Namjoon blinks, “Are you for real?”
Translations: Spanish, Russian, Italian, Ukranian and Portuguese on wattpad and ao3 <3
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- Part 10 of Catalyst (BTS smut one-shots)
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02 Jul 2025
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Methods of Mutual Stress Relief by Only_A_Fangirl
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Jungkook continuously covers his body in tattoos; sure, he likes their look, but there's another reason he wants to be almost constantly under a tattoo needle. He needs a certain kind of pain to really be satisfied during sex, and the sharp pain of a tattoo is the best approximation, but it's hard to have sex while being tattooed actively, so it's not an ideal arrangement. After confessing the details of his situation to his tattoo artist, he's taken to a certain kind of club where he might finally have the type of hookup he's been craving.
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12 Jun 2025
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hold me tighter, make it hurt by apple_jackalope
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“You’re cute, Namjoonie,” Jimin says, wiping down his nose again. “Your nose is cute.”
He drags the pad over cheeks, pressing in where his dimples would be.
“Your dimples are cute.”
Then slowly pulls it over Namjoon’s mouth pressing in again lightly.
“Your mouth is cute.”
Alright, Namjoon is both officially hard and officially on fire. Can a person actually spontaneously combust? He should look that up later.
“O-okay. Thank you,” Namjoon says for some reason.
(Or: Namjoon’s hand is broken so Jimin helps him take his makeup off.)