AggressiveWhenStartled
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Mission Impossible by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
24 Feb 2023
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The thing of it is, when everything goes to shit Bucky isn’t even trying.
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SHOCKING! Spiderman's Alien Baby: Friendly Neighborhood Hero and His Hanukkah Blessing by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Dec 2022
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“Happy Hanukkah,” Ned said. Peter could hear him typing, presumably pulling up classified medical documents from Mr. Stark’s system about the Diplomatic Space Incident the previous night. “You got…eight days of quarantine.”
“Aunt May is going to kill me,” Peter moaned.
“She’ll have time to calm down,” Ned said, trying to sound helpful. “You really got, like, two weeks. But eight days sounded funnier.”
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New Roach by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
02 May 2022
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“This is a new horse,” Jaskier says uncertainly.
“Hm,” Geralt grunts, which Jaskier probably should have expected.
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Blind Date by AggressiveWhenStartled, quietnight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types
21 Dec 2021
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“I just had the best idea I have ever had in my life,” Bucky said, punching straight through a doombot with his metal hand and clutching the napkin with Steve’s phone number in the other. The formerly (somewhat) dark and peaceful corner of Central Park was now lit up with energy beams, flashing robotic lights, and panicked astronomy buffs running for cover. Oh well, it wasn't like they'd been going to see many stars what with all the Christmas shit everywhere.
“The bar you are setting for that is not high,” Natasha told him over the coms.
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My Big Fat Wolf Wedding by AggressiveWhenStartled, galwednesday, quietnight, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 May 2021
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“MARRIED?”
“Basically married. Permanently engaged anyway. Weres have their own deal.” Natasha sounds much, much too gleeful about Steve’s rapidly expanding personal hell. “So you better wake your blushing bride and tell him the happy news: that it was an accident and you had no idea what you were doing.”
“I,” Steve says, strangled. “I can’t do that!”
“You can’t?”
“He thought I was proposing! And he accepted!”
“Wow, maybe he’s just as dumb as you are,” Natasha says thoughtfully.
“I can’t just promise him a ring, take him home, drink from him three times in a row and then wake him up the next morning to say oops, just kidding!” Steve casts around, looking at his wreck of an apartment. “I don’t even have any good champagne!”
Recent series
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Arguing and Corpses by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandom: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
13 Oct 2013
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Arguing and corpses. That's it. That's the whole fic. Oh and sex.
I will probably add one or two one shots that are incidental to the plot, and MAAYYYYYBBEEEE write a third, but for now, this series is complete.
- Words:
- 70,740
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
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The Old Codgers Greatest Hits Album by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
13 Dec 2020
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- 57,217
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 474
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Workplace Hazards by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
23 Dec 2015
- Words:
- 33,318
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 2,341
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Unusual Efforts by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandom: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
13 May 2013
- Words:
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- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 10 of Harry Potter Works
Bookmarked by AggressiveWhenStartled
16 Jan 2026
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big brother shaped by pale_and_tragic for Puimoo
Fandoms: Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Batman - All Media Types
24 Dec 2025
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It should be hilarious when Dick gets de-aged: another brown-haired baby to throw into the playpen, this one no doubt climbing everything in sight and cheerfully babbling nonstop. Only Jason isn’t staring at a cheerful toddler. He’s looking down at a tiny, badly bruised child, shaking in his little Nightwing suit, staring up at Jason with poorly concealed terror.
(The de-aging, and the aftermath, and Dick and Jason Going Through It.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,949
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 53
- Kudos:
- 303
- Bookmarks:
- 82
- Hits:
- 1,864
Bookmarked by AggressiveWhenStartled
15 Jan 2026
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Joker is found dead, beaten on a warehouse floor, and an injured Hood is waiting on Dick’s roof.
Bookmarked by AggressiveWhenStartled
14 Jan 2026
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There was a little girl in his building who cried almost every night, and Matt couldn’t help with that.
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- Part 61 of DCU
- Part 15 of Daredevil
- Part 1 of Dropping off Eaves at the Clocktower
Bookmarked by AggressiveWhenStartled
13 Jan 2026
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Nowadays, with Bludhaven still faintly smoking, a Bludhaven accent mostly sounded like a requiem.
Or: Ferith is back with another “Dick Grayson speaks every language” fic
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- Part 3 of Dropping off Eaves at the Clocktower
Bookmarked by AggressiveWhenStartled
13 Jan 2026