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    Tony Stark had fought aliens. He’d saved the world. Why was one teenager so stressful?

    Peter snuck abord the Quinjet on a dangerous mission. In retrospect, Tony probably should have anticipated that. Then again, he'd never been very good at anticipating things when it came to Peter Parker. Like how much he actually cared about the damn kid. Or how this mission would go so wrong.

    ...Or that he'd ever be so thankful for Steve Rogers.

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    In order to save everyone's lives, Peter is forced to give up memories - their memories of him. As a result, he is left entirely alone in a world where no one knows he exists. After finally moving on with his life, a new threat arises, bringing Peter back directly into the Avengers' path.

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    Peter had successfully kept his identity a secret from everyone, and maybe he had gotten a little careless and smug about it, working as an intern right under Stark's nose. But he couldn't have known that he wasn't supposed to lift Thor's hammer, right?

    Also known as the five times Peter lifted Thor's hammer, not knowing what he was doing. Plus the one time when things became all too clear...

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    After the events of No Way Home Peter Parker gets a new job at a law firm. Coincidentally he also meets a vigilante called Daredevil. Christmas hurt/comfort with Matt and Peter, ft. Foggy and Karen.

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    Flash’s voice lowered. “They don’t actually know what Spider-Man’s powers are? Don’t they work with him now a days?”

    “Sometimes.” Peter shrugged. “I still catch plenty of photos with Spider-Man patrolling on his own.”

    “What’s this? Spider-Man?” The Osborne heir sounded bored and disinterested.

    “Spider-Man is the best.” Flash glared at him. “He’s out there for the little guy!”

    Harry smirked. “Guess it’s just that I’m not one of the ‘little guys’, Flash. I don’t really need the everyday vigilante.”

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    I ignore MCU and any other canon timeline and make my own because I want Harry Osborn moments, Flash Thompson Redemption Vibes, and Independent Peter Parker

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    “Where’s Tony? Is he with his kid?"

    Steve froze from his spot at the stovetop, looking up with alarm. The wooden spoon in his hand hovered above the boiling water pot.

    Bruce kicked Thor lightly in the shin. "Tony's got a kid?"

    Thor widened his eyes, looked up and around like a startled animal. "I wasn't aware Stark had offspring?"

    or: five times the avengers meet peter parker, and the one time they realize who’s training him

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    Someone tries to mug Peter Parker in a dark alley. It doesn’t exactly go as planned.

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    It starts with a field trip to Avengers Tower, but this Peter Parker is far more paranoid about his secret identity after Captain Stacy’s death.

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    It's Christmastime once again, and this holiday season is already shaping up to be one of the best yet for Peter. He has a family that loves him, a schedule full of fun plans and traditions for the month, and a special surprise to look forward to on Christmas Eve.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    All he wanted to do was go home, but Stephen Strange refused to leave until he knew why all the Avengers genuinely thought it was a good idea to trust the warnings come from a kid who felt a need to name everything after spiders.

    Honestly, he could maybe tolerate a "spider-suit" but what the hell was a "spidey sense"?

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    Tony never did figure out how he came to care for the spiderkid but it happened, and now he has to deal with everything that comes with mentoring a teenage superhero who has some freaky sixth sense that only tells him that there is danger but never seems to mention when Peter is directly in it.

    Seriously. How did the kid not even notice that he was on fire?

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    Steve was yet to decide if he should be feeling responsible enough to stop whatever it was that was going on.

    “Come on! Just hit him already!”

    “Clint shut the hell up I’m trying to concentrate here.”

    “Well you’re doing one hell of a job there aren’t you buddy? You’ve managed to succeed a grand total of none amount of times.”

    “That doesn’t even make grammatical sense also shut up.” Sam grunted, his first swinging wildly through the air and connecting with nothing.

    Spider-Man just laughed, ducking away again.

    Look, Cap may be from the 40s but surely even in the future it was not normal for children to dress as spiders and tell people to hit them just because they can "totally sense it coming".

    Then again watching Sam fail at even making contact with the kid who danced away laughing, maybe he could just wait to see where this goes.

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    Clint Barton just wanted to shoot some arrows and kill some bad guys. Why did an arachnid themed child have to go around saving his life and making up super powers?

    He is definitely getting too old for this shit.

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    Nearly two years after they saved the world and defeated Thanos, Clint is a walking shell of himself, though he puts on a brave front for his family.

    Six months after Spiderman dies—a mute, homeless teenager appears in the woods around the Barton farmstead.

    This is the story of how they resurrect each other.

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    “Why didn’t you say something sooner?” Tony asks. “I could have bought you an entire Christmas tree farm five years ago if you'd asked.”
    Pepper rolls her eyes. “I don’t need a Christmas tree farm. Just one single tree and some nice decorations would do.”
    “All right, fine. I just don't see the point. It's not like we have kids around to enjoy it.”
    Pepper lifts an eyebrow. “Are you implying that's something you'd like?”

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    Thor is in no way happy that his teammates are letting an infant onto the battlefield. He may have been off earth for a while but surely they could see this wasn't okay?

    And then he sees the hulk go flying.

    Huh.

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    Separated for more than a year and Tony still isn't over Pepper. He doesn't think he ever will be and he's determined to get her back. His plan? A basket of grapes.

    Or, Tony tries to win Pepper back and enlists the help of her new intern, Penny Parker.

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    “The fuck are you supposed to be?” Barnes asks. “Red and Blue Boy?”

    “I’m Spiderman.” The kid sounds like he’s frowning.

    “Fuck you are. You’re like twelve.”

    “I am not,” he protests, voice cracking. He winces.

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    Steve could have done a lot more to help him get used to the 21st century, Bucky thinks during the daytime. A heads up about bananas would have been nice, at least, before Steve fucked off to the 1940s to be with Peggy, or whatever. He would go, too. But the past holds nothing for Bucky, not really, even if it would be the past with Steve. So instead he faces the future with Sam.

    It consists mainly of not sleeping, nighttime patrols of the tower, and rediscovering Peter Parker.

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    The Avengers get in a tough spot and surrounded by hydra-
    KID!?? WHAT THE HELL- YOU TOOK OUT BARNES-

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