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Brad pushes his glasses up his nose, looking down at his clipboard. “The B.O.B has been running for about three years now, yes? And we offer four weeks of vacation every year for employees?”
“Yes, all employees must use their vacation days or lose them. They don’t stack year-by-year, but an employee may request more time off.”
Brad gives her a meaningful look. Lucretia looks back with a neutral expression, refusing to be cowed. When she doesn’t say anything, Brad sighs and lowers his clipboard. “Director Lucretia, do you want to take a year off?”
Lucretia’s brain short-circuits.
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Shifty Job Offers from Local Woman Who Speaks in Static by AlwaysAmused
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
11 Jul 2020
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Lucretia is forty-three on a technicality when she meets Johann.
He is scruffy looking in ill-fitted clothes, and a violin under his chin as he plays for money on a mid-autumn day. She’s sitting at a café with Maureen as they go over some of their plans, but Lucretia can’t get herself to pay too much attention. They’re so close to raising the moonbase, she’s drifting, and the violin player is drawing her attention.
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With his strength, he pulled the spear up, just as Loki let go. He reached down and grabbed his brother's wrist, heart pounding in his chest as Loki twisted, trying to get out of his grasp as Odin pulled them up.
Loki doesn't fall and Odin makes him see a therapist per Eir's suggestion. Lots of angst for everyone. Updates rarely.
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[IMAGE] Kisping by AlwaysAmused for PeaceHeather
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
20 Aug 2019
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Fanart of PeaceHeather's OC, Kisping, who appears in her equally amazing fanfiction, "Skýli."
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Saying Without Words by AlwaysAmused for DragonWrites
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
20 Aug 2019
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Lucretia spent time studying gnomish culture while learning the language. There are many words defining relationships between gnomes, to distinguish between a friend and family, a distant relative from a closer one, between lovers and spouses. More importantly though, Lucretia knows that the most common show of affection between gnomes is forehead-touching. This motion often translates to touching your own forehead while looking at someone else, similar to blowing a kiss.
Plainly, to anyone else in the crew, it looks like Davenport is exasperated with Barry. To Lucretia, well. She can’t help but wonder if there’s something more to the motion.
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Born of Ice, Raised with Fire by AlwaysAmused
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
09 Jul 2015
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THIS SERIES IS PERMANENTLY DISCONTINUED. If you would like the synopsis and first two completed chapters of Memories, please direct yourself to my tumblr! The link can be found in my profile.
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Murderous Duet by AlwaysAmused, DaughterOfDungeonBat
Fandom Assassin's Creed - All Media Types
20 Feb 2018
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A series made out of two longfics, and a compilation of deleted scenes. Oneshots and other scenes may pop out of it later!
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1. A Most Spectacular Show. A violent, Jacob/Roth fic that shows an abusive relationship. Referred to as "AMSS" by the authors, please see the fic description for more. PLEASE TAKE THE TAGS INTO ACCOUNT! This is a fic that deals with abuse, and may discomfort & trigger some readers.2. Curtain Call. Less violent, Jacob/Ned fic that shows the healing after Roth's damage. Kinda hurt/comfort? Likely a slow-burn, but it hasn't been written yet, so who knows!
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Just a little series of sickfics. It wasn't supposed to be a series, but the urge to write more caught me, so here we are. It may or may not become a trilogy!
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- 2,150
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- 2
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- 2
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The Avengers Family by AlwaysAmused
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Dec 2014
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Little drabble-fics about the Avengers that I happen to write. In which Fury is Avenger Dad, Coulson is Avenger Mom, and Maria Hill is Avenger Aunt Who Babysit When Mom Has Had Enough.
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- 2,656
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Monsters Vs. Aliens by acoolusername
Fandoms: Lilo & Stitch (2002), Monsters Inc (2001), Disney - All Media Types
26 Sep 2016
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Based off the Tumblr post: Lilo and Boo become room mates in college. They become fast friends, and Boo doesn't shy away from Stitch and Lilo doesn't think Mike Wazowski is a weird name for a fish. Everything is going smoothly, until one night when something sneaks into their dorm, and Stitch disappears into the closet...
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- English
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- 21,134
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
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- 637
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- 8,610
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Bookmarked by AlwaysAmused
16 Jan 2026
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" 'Many who had fallen comatose with the infection are waking up, seeming healthy and whole.'
The king dismissed the courier, and began the process of ordering further studies."
Some unknown force has resulted in the disappearance of the Radiance, just before the infection could reach its peak under the Pale King's rule. The mystery soon takes a back-burner to a rearranged custody agreement over Herrah's brood, some clumsy attempts to re-establish marital trust, and some long overdue re-evaluations of the Pure Vessel. The king will send his newly unusable creation to train under the Great Knights, and become their sixth.
Court intrigue, sibling bonding, goddess hunting, different brands of motherhood, and accidental arson are abound.
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- Part 1 of Royal Nonsense
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- English
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- 14/14
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20 Jul 2025
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A Solitude of Space by aceofbasedesires
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
28 Oct 2021
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He’s always believed he knew what he was capable of, but it had only been in terms of the chaos he could incite and the pain he could inflict. He had molded himself to that belief. A dog to be kept on a leash, a monster to be chained, an aberration to be studied. He’d never considered that he was capable of anything else, because he was already capable of far too much.
Sephiroth, with one more chance at life, settles into life as a farmer. Then, Cloud shows up.
Do not need any prior knowledge of Stardew Valley to read.
- Language:
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- 90,699
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- 3/3
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- 181
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25 Nov 2024
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shed these lung spires and breathe by dustofwarfare
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
29 Jan 2018
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Cloud almost falls beneath his rival's blade, but instead gets a crash-course in flower symbolism.
Or: Sephiroth isn't very good at courting, but at least it's better than a sword in his chest.
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- English
- Words:
- 2,817
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
- Comments:
- 68
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- 2,493
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- 422
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- 15,942
Bookmarked by AlwaysAmused
30 Sep 2024
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Untitled Stardew Omens Fic by Atalan for ThunderheadFred
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Stardew Valley (Video Game), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Apr 2020
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Crowley has decided to give up on life in the city and move to the countryside. Aziraphale is intrigued by the new arrival in Pelican Town. Fluff ensues in such enormous quantities I am compelled by law to recommend a dental check-up after reading.
A series of Good Omens/Stardew Valley ficlets I've been posting on tumblr as I play through thunderheadfred's "Stardew Omens" mod (which replaces Harvey with Aziraphale as the town doctor). Knowledge of the game provides some additional context for the NPCs etc but really it's all about the ineffable farm romance here.
Note: E rating is for the end of chapter 4 only. The rest of the fic is all very tame.
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- English
- Words:
- 43,267
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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Bookmarked by AlwaysAmused
12 Jun 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
SO CUTE!! Recommended to me by a friend who then subsequently sent me the link. Lovely read.