AngstySenpai



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    After SunShane SPF50 leaves him with the worst breakout, Ilya does what any reasonable person would do: he leaves a one-star Amazon review and a complaint on Reddit demanding a refund. However, instead of a refund, he gets a reply back from the company's polite and handsome CEO Shane.

    Or: One angry Reddit post leads to Instagram stalking, horny DMs, getting stuck in a one-bed hotel room, and an Italian wedding.

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    From: [email protected]

    To: [email protected]

    Subject: Secret Santa 2015

     

    Dear Shane Hollander,

    Thank you for participating in the MLH Secret Santa!

    This year, you will be sending a gift to: Ilya Rozanov (Boston Raiders).

    In order to get to know him and get a personalized gift, you will get access to an encrypted messaging app where you can ask him questions. Make sure you don't reveal who you are!

    Please send your gift before December 15th to the Boston Raiders social media manager’s office at the address below.

    Merry Christmas!

    The MLH Social Media Team

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    Or: Shane and Ilya never hooked up, Shane needs to get Ilya a secret santa gift, and Ilya is on a mission to figure out who his secret santa is.

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    “Please,” he says finally, voice breaking as he gives in. “Fuck, please, Rozanov, I’m gonna—”

    Rozanov pulls all the way back, mouth releasing his cock with a noise that makes Shane’s hips rock up into nothing.

    “Rozanov,” he begs again.

    “Hmm?” Rozanov asks, kissing Shane’s shaking thigh gently. “You need something?”

    “You— fuck— you said I could come,” Shane says, trying and failing to keep the accusatory note out of his voice.

    “Mhm. When you say my name, yes?”

    “I did!” Shane insists, just a hint of a whine in his tone now. Rozanov smirks at him.

    “Oh, sweetheart,” he says. “My first name.”

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    Ilya does something a little different on tuna melt day.

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