AntiSelfConfabulator



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    "What can I say? Priest pay is kinda shit, and the benefits... aren't overwhelmin'." Wolfwood pulled out his pipe, hoping the smoke would cover up just a little of the stench that was still enveloping the both of them. "You gotta make do."
    "Benefits?" Eriks echoed. "Like what?"
    "Oh, y'know. God's eternal love." Wolfwood took a drag from his pipe and blew it out into the sky. "And dental."

    (Half an hour in, and already he was addicted to Eriks's laugh.
    Shit.)

     

    Or: Rumour has it that Eriks the Thieving Typhoon killed young Prince Vash in cold blood. Travelling priest (and mercenary) Nicholas D. Wolfwood knows that you can't trust everything people say about the man.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    "You mean…" The wicked grin of insurance fraud stretched Wolfwood's lips around the cigarette. "There might be a way for you to finally get some well-deserved cash back outta those Bernadelli bastards, and for me to resolve my current predicament without havin' to sell a kidney or two?"
    "Entirely mutually beneficial." Vash smiled angelically. "And really, I think Bernardelli will still turn a profit on me. It's very pricey insurance."
    "Ya should really cancel that package."
    "And make Milly cry!?" Vash gasped dramatically. "Oh, you monster."

     

    Or: a story about contracts (of insurance and of marriage), about jokes (that are perhaps not funny at all), and - of course - about love.

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  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    He can stay on the ship for a while until he can think of a way to break the news, which, who knows when that'll be. Maybe in a few weeks, or maybe until the baby is close to being born. In the meantime, he has to be mindful of himself. A human pregnancy requires lots of vigilance and rest, which shouldn't be too hard. He might go stir-crazy, but it's the least he can handle.

    Vash doesn't get a normal pregnancy because he's not normal.

    Or, Vash struggles with being both pregnant and a Plant, Wolfwood learns how to take care of a pregnant Plant.

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    10 Dec 2025

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    Vash pulls off a stupid stunt to save Wolfwood (again) and pays the price.

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    10 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Vash asks God for one small favor, and he gets it. Tomorrow won't come without Wolfwood, or so he thinks.

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    06 Dec 2025