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    Harry's 5th year was probably the worst year of his life. First Voldemort happened, then Umbridge, then Voldemort AGAIN, and then Sirius died. Harry doesn't even have the time to properly mourn Sirius before he's shipped back to the Dursley's for the summer. He can't even think straight and with each passing day since losing Sirius, Harry feels more and more exhausted. By the time his 16th birthday rolls around, Uncle Vernon has to literally beat Harry just to wake him up.

    After a rather brutal beating given to him by his uncle on the eve of his birthday, Harry wakes to find something he had never thought possible. He wakes up to find a long snake tail instead of his legs. A few days later, his family abandons him in some random forest.

    What a wonderful way to start his 16th year of life after the worst year of his life.

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    10 Sep 2025

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    Stan Pines is the beloved, quirky old man of Gravity Falls. He runs the Mystery Shack at the edge of town, a museum of the mystical and mysterious filled with amazing magical creatures that delight everyone who comes by. Despite his age, his head is half-shaved and covered with tattoos. More than a few rebellious teens in the area idolize him for ignoring trends and being wholly unfazed by what people think of his eccentricities.

    There are a surprising number of things he keeps under wraps though. Things that his family aren't willing to just let him brush under the rug once they notice them.

    Because, if the Pines family would be known for one thing, it was their insatiable curiosity. (Or, possibly, their inability to mind their own business.)

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    Stan is the Cackling Cannoneer from the Season of Abyss and that changes more than people would expect.

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    30 Jun 2025

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    Ooo, fun

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    The chain's misadventures of discovering everyone around them isn't exactly quite Hylian as they thought they were. And how they deal with certain things.
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    Warriors- Dragon with some elements from Yubel and Beast men from Delicious Dungeon

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    23 Aug 2025

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    From the kinkmeme: AU Warlord!Geralt receives Tribute!Jaskier as a sacrifice to appease him in every way possible. Jaskier has no choice on the matter and he’s fully aware of the awful rumours that have spread about Geralt and his ruthless conquests. (But we all know those aren’t legit.) A classic angst with a happy ending please! A dash of smut to heal those scars and a sprinkle of new found love!

    Jaskier arrives at Kaer Morhen knowing his family gave him up without a second thought, and absolutely sure that the dreaded Warlord of the North will value him even less than his own blood did. But the White Wolf and his pack are not what Jaskier expected...and if he's unreasonably lucky, Kaer Morhen might become far more of a home than Lettenhove ever was.

    ...He is, in fact, going to be unreasonably lucky, because the Warlord of the North is a far finer monarch - and a far better man - than Redania's king has ever dreamed of being.

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    22 Aug 2025

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    "Oh, yeah," Tommy says, pulling another tupperware out of his backpack. He locks eyes with Wilbur, ocean blue meeting chocolate brown. "Dad told me to give some to you, too, since he made so much extra."

    Wilbur raises an eyebrow. Out of the corner of his eye, he can see Techno sit up straighter. "Never known a therapist to give their clients food." When Tommy pouts, he shrugs. "But, hey, I'm not going to pass up on free lunch. What did he make?"

    "Meat," Tommy says simply, he and Techno both watching as Wilbur stabs a piece of sausage onto his fork and raises it to his mouth.

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    Wilbur Soot was born with the ability to put himself into the mind of any criminal, from a pickpocket to a serial killer. It's this gift (or curse) that's made him the best criminal profiler the FBI's ever had. When he decides to start working on the case of the infamous serial killer "Angel of Death," though, things take a turn for the worse, and Wilbur starts to get lost in his own delusions.

    Luckily, he manages to find refuge in the arms of his eccentric therapist and his two sons, a rich family with a fondness for extravagant dinner parties and delicious meat dishes.

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    Yum yum, cannibalism