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Something moves. Pebbles skirt across the ground, echoing in the still-standing hollow of the cave. Sound is strange in there, and as the collapsed earth settles, it’s hard to tell if those movements are close or far away. There’s nothing he can see, not an outline or a shape. His world is nothing but the darkest pitch, stuck in this place where light does not reach.
Something is in here with him, and he can’t get away.
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To finish his apprenticeship and become a hunter, Obito has to complete his first solo mission. But things go sideways when he gets trapped in a cave with a vampire.
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10 Feb 2026
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Unsolicited trip down memory lane by Hydre for Stepmicrowave
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
23 Jan 2026
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Kids are the joy of life, cousin Mikoto once said, presenting him with the ugliest, wrinkliest, most eyesoreful infant possible. Itachi opened his eyes then, and, almost as if he could read Obito’s thoughts and decipher the grimace of disgust on his face, started crying and screeching like a captured bijou - Obito would know, he heard that sound many times by now.
So that was a fucking lie.
He forces himself not to comment on the armoury that the kid’s bed had become - he can allow Sasuke to keep some paranoia, as a treat - and instead tugs at the covers.
Three more shuriken and a kunai fall to the floor.
“I’m happy right here. Can you teach me katon?” Sasuke tells him, as if Obito isn't going through every thing he knows about anger management in his head right now.
“Kid, seriously,” Obito rubs at his temples, “take it from me, only having training as your hobby will lead to a burnout,” or, to becoming a terrorist that gets thrown into the past against his will.
Or; after the fight with Kaguya, instead of dying, Obito finds himself in the Uchiha compound week post the massacre.
He ends up taking care of Sasuke.Or; Obito repents by becoming a parental figure.
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- Part 2 of Naruto extravaganza
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- English
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- 136,844
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- 26/?
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08 Feb 2026
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"Have you been dunked in a well by a ghost?" Hashirama asks, fascinated.
"Multiple times," Madara mutters. Haunted wells are the worst. "Let's get to work."
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- 10,405
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07 Feb 2026
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It's no small thing to save a life, but losing one can shape you beyond imagining. The day Obito had his first brush with death was the day another part of Obito woke up. And What should have been, took three steps to the left. In typical Potter fashion. Harry Potter made a decision and Uchiha Obito has to live with it, whether he likes it or not.
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- 65,154
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- 10/?
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07 Feb 2026
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Wherein transmigration occurs, but not everybody gets to start out as a baby. ANBU Dog is also, by far, the worst captain ever, and Kagura very much does not recommend working with him because he’s a loony piece of shit.
A gripping tale of ANBU shenanigans, disturbing romances, and excessive gore. Highly self indulgent.
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- Part 13 of lulu's self insert fics
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- English
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- 41,339
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- 15/?
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19 Jan 2026
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Madara doesn’t know where this absolute maniac came from, but he had quickly established himself as the most terrifying thing to stalk the land. That green leotard, the bowl cut, those orange legwarmers - The Eyebrows.
And his utterly terrifying habit of propositioning Madara at the top of his lungs.
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19 Jan 2026
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How To Survive The Weirdest Experience Of Your Life by IncompleteSentanc (Erava)
Fandoms: Naruto
30 Aug 2016
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Obito has lived through the single weirdest experience of his life. Not many could say that they'd gotten crushed by a boulder, had half their body replaced by creepy alien flesh, was promptly held captive for a year by a supposed-to-be-dead Madara Uchiha, was saved by a randomly raiding pack of supervillains, then promptly killed by them, fixed up again, then dumped in a forest, and finally, FINALLY, returned home again.
Yeah.
His life has gotten pretty weird. But he's home, he has his family, and he has hope that someday soon he'll be able to say he didn't just survive the experience - but that he also come out of it pretty okay.
(Sequel to How To Save The World)
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- Part 2 of A How To Guide To Shinobi Life
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- English
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- 40,041
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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14 Jan 2026
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A collection of original character art for Team Jiraiya, consisting of ANBU Crow, ANBU Owl, ANBU Fox and, of course, Minato. Contains characters sheets and completed art.
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- Part 2 of Team Jiraiya
- Part 3 of Anjelle's Art
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11 Jan 2026
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Kakashi Hatake never returned from Kannabi Bridge. Having sacrificed himself for the sake of his teammates, he is presumed dead in the wake of Iwa's attack.
ANBU Crow is called to Danzo Shimura's office with a mission assignment and a proposition. When he's put in charge of Danzo's latest fixation, he's not sure what he sees staring back at him.
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Kakashi is used by Danzo as a test subject. When he's finally located, he's no longer the person he once was.
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- Part 1 of Team Jiraiya
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- English
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- 57,610
- Chapters:
- 11/?
- Comments:
- 375
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11 Jan 2026
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Tsunade turned Sakura down when she went to ask for an apprenticeship, and life only gets harder from there. Sakura struggles to learn how to survive on her own without an instructor. Kakashi gradually comes to fill the role, but it takes time for him to escape the guilt of Sasuke's betrayal.
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- 61,202
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- 20/?
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10 Jan 2026
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Disciple, Are You Flirting With Me? by 831Tea
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Nov 2025
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Shen Yuan did not expect to wake up in “Proud Immortal Demon Way: A/B/O Dynamics Version".
Now he's in the body of Zhu Xiao, a background Beta disciple from Qing Jing Peak, assigned by a matchmaking system to help one (1) Scum Villain Shen Qingqiu fall in love.
Unfortunately, his target is cold, rude, elegant, terrifying, and—plot twist!—a secret Omega pretending to be an Alpha to protect himself.
Add in: sword duels, inter-peak gossip, heat suppressants, suspicious Alphas, a system that ships like a fangirl, and a slow descent into emotional ruin.
Shen Yuan’s goal is simple:
“Make the Scum Villain fall in love and live happily ever after.”Easy, right?
…Right?
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Romance is hard. Courting a Scum Villain is harder.Series
- Part 2 of SVSSS Stories
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 120,563
- Chapters:
- 22/?
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- 1,225
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02 Jan 2026
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The Wife Plots by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jan 2026
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Shen Yuan: No, see, but if I stick to the childhood sweethearts route, I can be Binghe's other adoptive mother. A teacher is like a father, and the teacher's wife will be the mom.
Shen Jiu, a person who is also on the ace spectrum: No men will bother my wife, AND we can sleep in the same bed and hold hands whenever. An appropriate solution.Qiu Haitang begins to act differently after awaking from a week long fever. Shen Jiu is concerned by the amnesia no one else seems to be picking up on, but he can admit he appreciates her new attitude.
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- English
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- 20,526
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- 13/?
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02 Jan 2026
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Contrition or Lack Thereof by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Dec 2025
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Li Xiulan is fed up and decides to arrange it so his disciple gets married and stops having his peers act like he's five seconds away from groping some poor woman at any given time. If Shen Qingqiu "takes responsibility", that'll shut them up.
Shen Jiu is a little too enthusiastic about the whole thing.
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- English
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- 7,018
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- 5/?
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27 Dec 2025
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Oh Sh*t, Not the Liu Family by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Nov 2025
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Hu Yunru's efforts to teach her son to hate injustice and protect those less fortunate than him were going... fine... She just hopes he doesn't make a habit of punching noblemen in the cock. Challenge them to a duel - absolutely! No unseemly below-the-belt hits, Haohao! You're better than that!
Baby LQG, dragging a gaggle of feral bitey slaves back to the house: Mother, look.
Madam Liu: You didn't pay for those?
Baby LQG: No.
Madam Liu: Yes, good. That's a good boy. We don't negotiate with slave traders. *pat pat* Dear?
Master Liu, already heading out the door: Finish the job. I know, Dear.- Language:
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- 2/?
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26 Dec 2025
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The Woes of a Pretty Boy by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Dec 2025
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Shen Jiu mistakes Liu Qingge, who hasn't had his growth spurt yet, for a girl. Liu Qingge also mistakes Shen Jiu for a girl. This misunderstanding lasts far longer than it should for two decently intelligent young men.
Of course it doesn't help that everyone assumes it's an inside joke when they go around in public, saying Shimei, Shijie.
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- English
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- 35,138
- Chapters:
- 24/?
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Bookmarked by Azur92
26 Dec 2025
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In an alternative universe where Uchiha turn into gremlins as soon as they hit the DRAMA limit break (Madara you little monster, do you ever stay human?) this comic drawing being have played around, and proudly present a collection if pure crack!
[Comics, each chapter a separate story, mostly MadaTobi or implied MadaTobi as that's what I do, but also some gen]
[The gremlinverse, in which the Uchiha turn into gremlins when they try to DRAMA, was started by Sloaners. It snowballed all over, and I found it irresistable to join in! :3 Their Tumblr & AO3]
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- Part 6 of MadaTobi short comic collection
- Part 16 of the collection of scribbly short comics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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24 Dec 2025
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10 Dec 2025
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Squalo is having a perfectly miserable day—he’s surrounded by maniacs, the Ninth’s latest power play is pissing him off, his Sky’s still out of commission and, most alarmingly of all, Lussuria has been humming for the past two days—when instead of another load of paperwork the answer to all his prayers shows up on his front door.
Unannounced. In the shape of a little kid that looks like Primo reincarnated and possesses all the survival instincts of a drunk college student on a post-finals binge.
Frankly, Squalo might have preferred the paperwork.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,157
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 7
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27 Nov 2025
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Everything A Decent Death Eater Needs To Know About Britain's Most Belovedly Feared Dark-Lord-Who-Definitely-Isn't-Back
as reported to you by Harry J. Potter, the Boy-Who-KnowsHarry needs a hobby. Luna offers to show him the ropes in investigative journalism. — In other words: Luna Lovegood is Luna Lovegood, Harry is so done with the Wizarding World, Ron is along for the ride, and Hermione really doesn't have time to stop Harry from becoming a Dark Lord.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 59,807
- Chapters:
- 9/?
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27 Nov 2025
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Harry dies. And then he wakes back up- only, he's eleven again, and waiting to be sorted.
Except, it's not his sorting. He's found himself in 1971, and he has absolutely no idea what to do. He's friendless and wandless and the constant sight of his eleven-year-old parents and his parents' eleven-year-old friends walking around and laughing and being alive is not helping him feel any less alone.
But he's not alone. Because as it turns out, he's not the only one that's come back.
Far from it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 36,272
- Chapters:
- 15/?
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Bookmarked by Azur92
21 Nov 2025