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    "What else you got in that backpack? Social security card? Spare key to the Spidey bachelor-pad? You’re lucky no one’s stolen your shit yet.”

    Peter hesitated for just a moment, and instantly regretted it. Too late, Deadpool had already noticed whatever microexpression had given him away, and pounced on it.

    Deadpool gasped. “No fucking way.”

     

    Or, Peter Parker is not as good at the secret identity thing as he thinks he is, and Deadpool gains a few (metaphorical) gray hairs.

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    15 May 2026

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    “What makes you such an expert?” Peter challenged.

    “Oh, trust me, baby boy. I can read you like a book. It’s like I’m crawling through that cute nerdy brain of yours, plunging inside of you—“

    “Wade,” Peter warned.

    “Inside of your mind. You didn’t let me finish.”

     

    Or Peter submits to the mortifying ordeal of being known and Wade shares his (alleged) expertise with Spidey impersonators.

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    15 May 2026

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    “Would it kill you to make a normal entrance every once in a while?”

    “You usually catch me before I get to the jump-scare part,” Wade protested. “I think the real question here is why didn’t you turn around this time? Hm? If you think about it, you’re lucky it was your old pal Deadpool and not some perverted creep sneaking up on you.”

    Spidey raised an eyebrow at him.

    “Well, better the devil you know,” Wade muttered.

     

    Or, Peter’s spidey-sense is missing in action, and Wade is determined to get to the bottom of it.

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    15 May 2026

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    Wilson re-entered the room, took stock of the two blushing faces, Rogers' abject confusion, and Wade's laughter, and sighed. "I really, honestly don't want to know," he said, moving past Peter to get to his seat.

    "Neither do I," Coulson said, and his return signaled the meeting would resume.

    Peter tried his best to listen, but was more occupied with covering a sheet of notepaper in his and Wade's logos and little hearts.

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    Five times Wade sang to Peter, and one time Peter sang to Wade.

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    15 May 2026

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    When Wade discovers a list of things Spidey hates about him, he’s terrified the only friend he has ever had is going to abandon him.

    This prompts Wade to try and improve all the habits of his that are listed, but why does Webs seem more and more miserable as the mercenary changes his behaviour?

    It’s almost as if... the list doesn’t say ‘hate’ at all.

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    (Quick Note:: My Spideypool is always based on the comic Characters!)

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    14 May 2026