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    Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    Vividpast strikes again and makes another absolute (unfinished) banger omgggg amazing 10/10 no notes

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    When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    This story would give me a little forehead kiss before proceeding to rip out my heart stomp on it and go oh wait sorry about that give it back with a little pat on the head before ripping it back out and stomping on it again in the next chapter

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    Bilbo has not caught something since he was a lad and accidentally caught the flower that Bertie Proudfoot was tossing to see if anyone was interested in her. It had taken a lot of practice and restraint but he was quite proud of the fact that he no longer flinched when someone threw something at him. For even that sort of reaction meant something to the hobbit tossing their heart. And while he’d always been careful to never throw anything that someone might be able to catch, he couldn’t have prepared himself for their quest.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    Giggling I love themm

    "I think our hobbits broken"

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    A.K.A. The Quest for Erebor:

    The story of a Hobbit, told through the eyes of the dwarves.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    Guyss no words omg

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    The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.

    (Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)

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    24 Jan 2026

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    AHHH omggg I wish the movie explored the different cultures and customs ngl