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The Hobbit: A Suicidal Journey by vividpast
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
21 Mar 2020
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Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.
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- English
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- 107,206
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- 43/?
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- 1,156
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28 Jan 2026
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Vividpast strikes again and makes another absolute (unfinished) banger omgggg amazing 10/10 no notes
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A Shot in the Dark by Silver_pup
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Jan 2023
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When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
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- Part 1 of Take a Shot
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- English
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- 213,631
- Chapters:
- 51/51
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- 79
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- 6,481
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27 Jan 2026
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This story would give me a little forehead kiss before proceeding to rip out my heart stomp on it and go oh wait sorry about that give it back with a little pat on the head before ripping it back out and stomping on it again in the next chapter
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Tossing Hearts by Morg47
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
13 Oct 2024
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Bilbo has not caught something since he was a lad and accidentally caught the flower that Bertie Proudfoot was tossing to see if anyone was interested in her. It had taken a lot of practice and restraint but he was quite proud of the fact that he no longer flinched when someone threw something at him. For even that sort of reaction meant something to the hobbit tossing their heart. And while he’d always been careful to never throw anything that someone might be able to catch, he couldn’t have prepared himself for their quest.
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- English
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- 1/1
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25 Jan 2026
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Giggling I love themm
"I think our hobbits broken"
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Discovering Mr Baggins by Eareniel
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
03 Jan 2014
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A.K.A. The Quest for Erebor:
The story of a Hobbit, told through the eyes of the dwarves.
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You Got Me by drunkonwriting
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
26 Feb 2015
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The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.
(Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 16
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- 458
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24 Jan 2026
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AHHH omggg I wish the movie explored the different cultures and customs ngl
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The Desperate Type by chchchchcherrybomb
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
25 Apr 2017
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After falling from the tree didn't do the trick, Evan begins to seek out another solution. A partner. Peer pressure to get the job done. He spends several weeks trolling a website with a section called Suicide Partners after breaking his arm. He finds a potential match in someone else who is looking to make sure they actually pull the trigger this time (metaphorically speaking).
Three guesses whose message Evan responds to.
It's Connor's, of course.
Inspired by My Heart and Other Black Holes
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- Part 3 of The Desperate Type
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- English
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- 88,528
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- 22/22
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- 1,235
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23 Jan 2026
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"Connor had both finished putting teal dye on their newly bleached hair. They were playing rock paper scissors to determine who would get stuck washing their hair in the guest bathroom downstairs.
Some people’s problems…" giggling
"It would come back, Evan told himself.
It would come back, he reassured himself." sobbing
"Evan thought maybe he just didn’t understand other guys." Real valid yes
“I don’t care what gender or genders you like, you can’t skip school just because you’re not straight.” Damn it well there goes that excuse
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It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn’t just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That “doctor” actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.
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How to care for your 🕺Sherlock
John created the group chat 'How to care for your 🕺Sherlock'
John added G. Lestrade, Molly! :3
John: This is your crisis hotline for any and all inquiries regarding Sherlock Holmes while I am away for this medical conference. You will need it. Trust me.
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- English
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- 11,267
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- 10/?
- Comments:
- 247
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19 Jan 2026
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"SH: This is not a war you will win, John. -SH
SH: This is not Afghanistan. -SH"
Otter sherlock x porcupine john i love them
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class president and his first lady by MattUlrichSkeetLillard (Clickingtypewriter)
Fandoms: Scream (Movies), Scream'd: An Unauthorized Musical Parody - Heard & Grayson
09 Oct 2025
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Billy gave a fuck about nothing but him
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15 Jan 2026
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Freaks matching freaks I love then
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“Chuuya.” Dazai squeezed his hand. “I won’t laugh.”
The boy stared back at him, piercing his gaze through the darkness, trying to latch onto any sign of insincerity or malicious intent. But Dazai was a master, and he couldn’t find anything.
He’d just have to trust, something that was hard for them both outside of risking their fates for each other on the battlefield. It was absurd, but there was a difference between trusting each other with their lives and trusting each other to hug them and tell them it was okay. The latter just wasn’t them.
But, somewhere, Chuuya decided to take that chance.
“I miss my mum.”
And Dazai’s heart stopped.
Soukoku miss their mums.
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Standing from his chair to reveal his full height, Stu sauntered over to Billy on the other side of the room. “We don’t use guns.”
“Why would we use guns?” he asked. “That’s loud. Loud gets us caught.”
“Well, I had to make sure. ‘Cause they never use guns in the movies,” Stu said. “You ever notice that? It’s about the knives. It’s about the stabbing.” He pressed a finger against Billy’s sternum. “The penetration.”
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07 Jan 2026
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When your "the faggots faggot" so your not technically gay
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This whole “killing Cain plan” was really starting to give people the wrong idea.
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hollanov 5+1 by londonfoglatte (nimbus2003)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 Jan 2026
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- 4
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05 Jan 2026
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Love the competitiveness just always unending
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“What do you think?”
“I think you could’ve done this someplace other than my desk,” Mobius placates with his hands on his hips, pushing down his growing awe.
He has to take the high road here. One of them should. Though that’s kind of hard when Loki leans into the tiny scraps of praise.
“Alright, fine... it’s pretty impressive,” Mobius admits in fond exasperation.
To think, Loki really made this from a not-so-secret stash of plastic knives. It's more than impressive - it's spectacular. But these knife-related incidents are also really getting of hand and have to stop.
“I call it Loki Liberty.”
“Still hung up on New York, huh?”
Loki always has something up his sleeve, especially when that thing can’t be a real knife.
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05 Jan 2026
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I love them Mobius.M.Mobius the man you are
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Getting into Jack Crawford's Forensic Psychology class was a dream come true for Will Graham, until he learns that his final assignment is to attend twelve interviews with the notorious serial killer, Hannibal the Cannibal, in order to unravel his mysterious past.
Even as he grows closer to the truth, he also grows closer to Dr. Lecter, and the doctor is very eager to get to know this young man who thinks like a murderer.
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- Part 1 of Beloved
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- English
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- 74,339
- Chapters:
- 26/26
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- 17
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- 1,774
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30 Dec 2025
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Was expecting a harley quinn x joker esque thing was even better than imagined amazing
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"You can take Daisy out to fetch the cloak-"
"How do you know that?"
Arthur closed his eyes, expression riddled with irritation before turning to look at Merlin expectantly.
"Know what?"
“The mare I use. You know I call her Daisy? I never told you that." Merlin explained. Arthur stared for a few moments. He could see the flicker of emotions pass easily over him. Anger, annoyance, exasperation, indignance, and finally acceptance...AKA the Five Stages of Grief (Pendragon Edition).
"You talk to the horse.” He pointed out. Merlin narrowed his eyes.
“I whisper to the horse."
"...am I supposed to not hear it?” Arthur asked. Merlin wondered how likely it would be that he also heard him whispering magical spells if he heard him murmuring to the bloody horse. “Also, only you would choose such a ridiculous name.” He muttered. Merlin swallowed. This wasn't a problem at all, right? Right.
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Merlin knows Arthur well. Better than he knew himself apparently. What he hadn't expected was for Arthur to know his servant just as well... This causes problems. (also known as "The Time Merlin Had a Mental Breakdown Over Arthur Being a Normal Human")
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28 Dec 2025
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This is what happens when youre next to someone for 7+ years
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How to Train Your Monkey by Tuima11
Fandoms: Xi You Ji | Journey to the West - Wu Cheng'en, 黑神话：悟空 | Black Myth: Wukong (Video Game), LEGO Monkie Kid
06 Nov 2024
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When Xuanzang spotted the bundle of monkey skins dangling from the trapper’s pack, his first instinct was to flinch. But his second was to catch the man’s arm and say, urgently, “Your pardon, honored sir. Would it be possible to ask you a few questions about your line of work?”
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Tripitaka acquires a manual entitled "On the Training of Monkeys." Bizarrely, this does not backfire on him.
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- Part 1 of The Found Family Instruction Manual
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because of you, because of me by dizzy
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
16 Dec 2025
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Phil realized his superpower when he was seven years old. He can summon a single pigeon any time and place he wants. Useless, but kind of fun.
It takes Dan until he's thirty-four to figure out what his power really is.
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17 Dec 2025
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Not usually a RPF people but this is great
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In which Dan accidentally winds up in a confused sort of maybe friendship with the Devil himself, through absolutely no fault of his own.
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- Part 1 of Worthy and Forgiven Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,879
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 682
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25 Nov 2025
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Dan and Lucifer friendship didn’t know I needed
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"See you in sixty," Billy says.
"Love you," Stu replies, and then knows to hang up without waiting for an answer, because Billy never drops a casual I love you and he never will.
It's been 28 years since the Woodsboro Massacre. It's also been 28 years since Sidney Prescott threw the world's biggest wrench in their entire God damn plan by refusing to die. What a bitch.