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    Another year in the life of two dumb hockey boys.

    Sequel to Like for Like, an AU where, instead of meeting at the World Junior Hockey Championships in 2008, Shane and Ilya meet a full year earlier - in a hockey group on Facebook.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    A nostalgic what-if where, instead of meeting at the World Junior Hockey Championships in 2008, Shane and Ilya meet a full year earlier - in a hockey group on Facebook.

    A year in the life of two hockey boys.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    “I did not have a crush on Hollander,” Troy argues.

    “So wanting his number is not having a crush?” Dykstra asks.

    “Jesus Christ,” Troy murmurs under his breath.

    Harris feels like he should take pity on his boyfriend. “Hey, hey, it’s okay. I had a crush on Hollander too.”

    It’s close enough to the truth. Harris is not going to confess that in the depths of his crush, he wrote fanfiction about Shane. And he certainly is not going to elaborate on all the plot points from the rare heart condition requiring expensive care in the United States to being sold by his family to Shane Hollander to cover the debt.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Anonymous asked:
    imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terror

    ridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
    i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the net 

    hockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
    #this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebras

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    Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    your fave is problematic - yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/6453061/ilya-rozanov

    Admin note: POST IS WIP
    1. Admitted to using the f-slur during his rookie year in the NHL and doubled down with ableist remarks on Twitter.
    2. He’s a stalinist and supports the unlawful slaughter of children.
    [cont…]

    rozanovdefender replied to yourfaveisproblematic
    “the unlawful slaughter of children” YOU MEAN THE ROMANOVS??

    habsbluntrotation reblogged ⇄ yourfaveisproblematic
    girl not to be a bolshevik on main but the romanovs sorta deserved that one

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    Ilya Rozanov lands himself on yourfaveisproblematic for—well, quite a few reasons.

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    16 Feb 2026

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