CalamityCons
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- Mass Effect Trilogy (3)
- Homestuck (1)
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Your name is Eridan Ampora, and there is a chlorine-soaked alien in the backseat of your car. It fell into your family pool while you were leaning against its edge and considering drowning yourself so your dad would pay attention to you a little and actually go looking for mom like he promised. You didn’t wind up going through with it, both because the human-shaped monster got you soaking wet before you even went into it, and because Damara wouldn’t stop bugging you about picking up your goddamn Nerf rifle off the kitchen floor.
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Benezia cannot cope with the discovery that her daughter is an Ardat-Yakshi.
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- Part 1 of Noble in Name and in Thought
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Garrus Vakarian doesn't want to confront Shepard after their less than satisfying liaison, so she goes to him instead.
Spoilers for Mass Effect 2.
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- Part 3 of Noble in Name and in Thought
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Commander Shepard's actions don't add up. Tali intends to find out what's going on.
Many thanks to theherocomplex for her beta work!
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- Part 2 of Noble in Name and in Thought
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Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence. The story of Mass Effect, following the life of Ethel Shepard and her crew. Renegade, Earthborn, Ruthless. Garrus romance, strong Tali friendship. Doesn't follow any headcanons from other fic.
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- 3
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Hiccup misses his thumbs. It's what happens when he angers a witch and she swaps his mind with Toothless' every week. Learning how to fly is hard as a human, let alone as a dragon. And to top it all off he's only got 44 days before the curse melds their minds into one.
Bookmarked by CalamityCons
08 May 2026
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Of the Northmost Winds and Skies by xxiiyu
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
25 Aug 2020
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It's the first winter after Pitch's defeat. Jack is happy, he's not alone anymore, and his memories are gradually returning. But when a treasure hunt gone wrong puts Jack and Jamie in danger, flinging them through time and space, they find themselves on an island neither of them have heard of before. Jack's first priority is to get Jamie home safe, but Berk's inhabitants - human and otherwise - are certainly not making it easy.
Knowing they will leave Berk and the Vikings behind as soon as they know how to, Jack is not going to risk the pain of growing close to any of these people (or dragons, for that matter). But Hiccup Horrendous Haddock, wearing his heart on his sleeve, doesn't seem to want to take the hint.
Listen to the wonderful SANTAtheGREY's PODFIC HERE
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The Worst Assignment by A_Writer_of_Whimsy
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
24 Jul 2019
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After talking back to a superior officer, Cloud Strife is given the task none in ShinRa want: to be General Sephiroth's personal bodyguard.
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“Yuna?” He asked at last, slumped back in a chair in the Fahrenheit’s cockpit.
It was a bad time, yeah. But this had become too much to bear.
“Hmm?” Yuna swiveled around, where she sat opposite him. “What is it?”
“That thing, with Seymour… that’s not still legal, is it?”
That was how they found themselves here—at an attorney’s office in Bevelle.
Bookmarked by CalamityCons
26 Mar 2026
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you're not alone by alcor
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024), His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
21 Dec 2025
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Tifa never imagined running into Cloud Strife again after seven years. But that's not the strangest part of their meeting.
He has a different daemon.
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21 Mar 2026