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I Don't Take Sugar In My Coffee by CalamityUnlocked
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
17 Sep 2025
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Five times various objects misunderstood the nature of Volt and Eddie’s relationship, and the one time Livewire hit the nail right on the head.
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the very last week of june by CalamityUnlocked
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
17 Sep 2025
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Volt has awoken to the sound of Eddie’s pained whimpers before. It is, unfortunately, not an uncommon occurrence. Usually, it means the wiring is acting up again. Usually, Volt would curl closer, press a palm against Eddie’s side, and hum quietly against his skin until the tremors eased.
Tonight, though, the sound is more alarming.
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The Breaker Box burns.
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admission free (could it be?) by CalamityUnlocked
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
05 Sep 2025
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A gradient of dark blue and pink is washed over the stage, deepening the shadows on his face. His hair is fucking perfect. Not a single flyaway or split end in sight. Lark wants to hate him but can’t quite bring himself to it.
“You know,” the man drawls into his microphone, “a little ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ can go a long way.” He pauses for effect. “It might even make you likable.”
Okay, maybe Lark can in fact bring himself to hate him.
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The punk scene in all likelihood saved Lark's life; for a while, he was miserable in all the right ways. But reading Kropotkin and doing drugs never actually fixed anything. The only fulfilling part of his life is his job as a sound tech at a local club.
Sadly, sometimes that means he has to deal with asshole musicians who think they're hot shit.
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- Part 1 of Punk AU
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more gain on the left monitor, please by CalamityUnlocked
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
14 Aug 2025
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Back in the 70s, things were different. Maybe not better, but easier. Lighter. For Eddie, who could manage with what he had, and for Rainey, who could dance and spin and twirl like there was no tomorrow.
Unfortunately, times and people change.
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“Nick,” Lark interrupts, and Nick’s name sounds oddly satisfying in Lark’s mouth. “You talk a lot.”
“Yeah, I tend to do that. My brain’s a 24/7 talk show, and the host’s always coked up. Which is weird, because I don’t even do coke—when I do, I just become normal. I once googled it and apparently Adderall and cocaine are like cousins or something? Not close cousins, but, like, second cousins who bump into each other at a family reunion and awkwardly make small talk about the weather. Anyway, when I take coke, I don’t even get hyper; I just sit there like, ‘Wow, so this is what normal people’s brains feel like.’ Which is wild, right?”
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- Part 2 of Punk AU
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your one wild and precious life by CalamityUnlocked
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23 Apr 2023
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Nicky looks at the discarded polo shirt on the ground, thinks about how much he wants a worn through band T-shirt. His heart beats a little too hard. He never knows what to say to the guys about all of it. The Nicholas and Nick thing. The two histories trapped in his head, talking over each other and battling for supremacy and eating at him more now than ever before.
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Wherein Nicky has a crush on Cass, and Nick has a crush on Lark, and Lark likes Nicky but he and Nicholas can't stop fighting, and Cass thinks she likes Nicky most of the time, but something is up there, and she and Lark were psych ward buddies because Lark is crazy and Cass is a recovering child actress and none of them know who they really are.
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- Part 3 of The Kiddad Drabbleverse
Bookmarked by CalamityUnlocked
29 Apr 2024
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how dare you want more by aximili_esgarrouth_isthill
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
31 May 2023
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“I’m happy.” Lark says. “I like Rebecca. A lot. Helped her plan the proposal. I don’t know why everyone thinks I’m gonna be fucking suicidal over this.”
Grant flinches. Lark doesn’t say sorry.
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It’s a lovely night for a party under the watchful red sky of San Dimas. Sparrow’s engaged, and Lark’s doing just fine.
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- Part 1 of i'm tired of wanting more
Bookmarked by CalamityUnlocked
06 Jun 2023
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Like Real People Do by MrDadGuy for CalamityUnlocked
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
23 May 2023
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“I can’t get a hold of Lark.”
...Nick is called upon to do a wellness check, memories and unspoken words are released.
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25 May 2023
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“I don’t think he’ll ever forgive himself,” a deep sadness aged Sparrows eyes, “but this guilt is eating him alive, and I’m worried that one day there won’t be anything left.”
The pair stood in heavy silence. They were united in their love for a man who wouldn’t allow himself to be loved.Lark's going to kill the Doodler and Nick's going to help.
Bookmarked by CalamityUnlocked
06 Feb 2023
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Normal Oak-Swallows-Garcia is nine years old when he meets his uncle for the first time. First chapter written for the Day Two FebuWhump prompt "Flinching," and second chapter written for Day Five, "That's Gonna Leave a Scar."
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- Part 2 of Febuwhump 2023
Bookmarked by CalamityUnlocked
06 Feb 2023