CaptainLordAuditor

I bet you were expecting something clever, weren't you? This isn't xkcd you know.



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  1. Summary

    Or, gay Jewish elves. The adventures of Tzipporah Hawke, elf-blooded, lock-picking lesbian, and her best friends. May contain Hawke/Merrill, Fenris/Anders, Aveline/Donnic.

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Thomas Barrow held many positions over the years, but his weirdest job interview ever happened in the spring of 2011.

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    03 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    An AU beginning at Chapter 5 of “Barrayar” at the Emperor’s Birthday Celebration, where a few words left unsaid change the course of Barrayaran— and therefore Galactic—history.

    How loud can a few minutes of silence become?

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    04 Jul 2025

  3. Rec 30

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    “Do you remember, Sam, how Bilbo used to start the holiday at Bag End?”

    Inexplicably Jewish hobbits talk about celebrating Pesach, and of course someone has to sing Chad Gadya.

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    29 Jun 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Anders accepts a position he should have refused.

    A haunted manor in the Tevinter hills.
    A Magister whose research leaves bodies in its wake.
    A house that breathes, listens, and remembers.

    And an elf carved with lyrium—silent, nameless, bound to obey.

    What begins as curiosity becomes captivity.
    What begins as silence becomes something far more dangerous.

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    09 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Merrill supports the Hawkes in the wake of Leandra's death.

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    09 Jun 2025