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Someone to Watch Me Die by CatCommercials
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Jun 2025
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“Holy shit, Wade! Are you okay?” The voice sounds panicked, worried, pained. Like they actually cared for him.
He lets out a chuckle, it comes out more like a rasp, as if he’s smoked 10 packs of cigarettes, which honestly, he probably has.
—Or; Wade gets hurt, Peter cares.
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Dazai has no idea whats going on. He, Dazai Osamu, former Port Mafia Executive, has no idea what is going on. That must be some sort of achievement, surely. Had god decided to make his perfectly fine day a living hell?
He remembered accompanying Atsushi to a convenience store by the request of Ranpo, who had ran out of snacks for the day.
If Dazai wasn’t so observant he definitely wouldn’t have caught the tiny slug across the street, he could almost barely see the head of ginger hair underneath that tacky hat.
He sees the tiny ginger slug turn around, making eye contact with him for a second, azure blue meets chestnut brown.
“Ah..” Certainly Atsushi wouldn’t mind shopping by himself, right?
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EXTREMELY AGONIZINGLY slow updates (one chapter per year :3...)
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Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again, Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome.
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21 Apr 2026
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“Please doesn’t cut it, Mike. You have to say it. I wanna hear you beg me for what you want. I know you can do it.” Mike cries out when Will removes his hand, sitting up in Mike’s lap. Will’s smile falters as he raises an eyebrow and asks, “Or do you not want it that much? Should we stop?”
“No! Don’t stop. Don’t stop,” Mike begs, reaching out to try and pull Will back. Will’s the one that bought the fucking thing. He knows exactly what Mike wants, what he needs. He manages to grab at Will’s chest, squeezing over Will’s shirt as he continues, “Fuck. Please, Will. I can’t— You know already. Please.”
“I do know already,” Will says through a smile, his bunny teeth peeking out, and Mike wants Will to sink those teeth in him, “but I also know you’ll say it anyway. Because I asked you to.” Will tucks Mike’s hair behind his ear. “Because you like pleasing me so much. Don’t you, my heart?”
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Will is pleasantly surprised at the end of a long, hard day, and Mike gets what he's been wanting for a week.
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- Part 3 of Byler Sexy Times
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20 Apr 2026
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“Love, your secret admirer…” Mike trails off as he finishes reading the letter clutched tightly in his hands.
“Woah, love?” Dustin comments, leaning over. “This person must have it bad for you, Mike.”
“Yeah,” Max snorts, “which is insane because who’s crazy enough to be in love with Mike?”
Mike moves to swat her on the shoulder, but Will beats him to it.
Mike Wheeler’s disdain for Valentine’s day is only intensified when the party is sent on a wild goose chase to find the identity of his unexpected secret admirer with just a week before the day.
On an unrelated note, Will’s acting extra friendly lately. If Mike didn’t know better, he’d think he’s been flirting with him.
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09 Apr 2026
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“It’s not my fault that it took me so long to figure myself out,” Mike says thickly, no longer angry, instead just barely holding back tears as he repeats the sentiment that Debbie has spent so long trying to get him to believe. He’s not sure why this is the thing pushing him towards accepting it as truth, but he means it when he says it—means it, too, when he continues with, “It’s not my fault that it was hard for me to understand how I felt. It’s not my fault that I didn’t realize what it was until after you moved on. That’s not—that’s not my fault, Will.”
mike's queer journey happens a little later than will's. that doesn't mean it's any less real or valid. or: 4 of mike wheeler's birthdays and the ways things change.
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08 Apr 2026
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heliotrope; in reference to a flower that symbolizes devotion, eternal love, and faithfulness.
“Look at me, Till.”
Till’s eyes fly open.
Ivan is standing near the glass.
“Hi.” His grin grows wider, curled oddly, the upturn reminiscent of Ivan’s return after hours of special training, mouth bruised. It makes Till’s skin itch.
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- Part 2 of when flowers bruise