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Someone to Watch Me Die by CatCommercials
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Jun 2025
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“Holy shit, Wade! Are you okay?” The voice sounds panicked, worried, pained. Like they actually cared for him.
He lets out a chuckle, it comes out more like a rasp, as if he’s smoked 10 packs of cigarettes, which honestly, he probably has.
—Or; Wade gets hurt, Peter cares.
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Dazai has no idea whats going on. He, Dazai Osamu, former Port Mafia Executive, has no idea what is going on. That must be some sort of achievement, surely. Had god decided to make his perfectly fine day a living hell?
He remembered accompanying Atsushi to a convenience store by the request of Ranpo, who had ran out of snacks for the day.
If Dazai wasn’t so observant he definitely wouldn’t have caught the tiny slug across the street, he could almost barely see the head of ginger hair underneath that tacky hat.
He sees the tiny ginger slug turn around, making eye contact with him for a second, azure blue meets chestnut brown.
“Ah..” Certainly Atsushi wouldn’t mind shopping by himself, right?
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EXTREMELY AGONIZINGLY slow updates (one chapter per year :3...)
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There’s a lot of things Mike didn't expect in life, the first being that it was Max who drew his name in the Halloween secret costume exchange but he should’ve figured that one, it was just his luck after all. The second was the costume she picked out for him: a dog costume, complete with a collar and leash which he refused to even look at. He wasn’t going to be treated like an actual dog, thank you very much.
And the final, most pressing thing: how much he actually liked it when Will treated him like his own personal dog—tugging him around, giving him orders, and worst of all, calling him a good boy.
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17 Mar 2026
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"I wonder why people like it," Mike mused, eyes scanning down the page.
Will glanced over at it. The first column said Drive Her Wild: Pull Her Hair in large red letters. The other columns all contained information of much the same likeness: Make Her Moan: Choke Her, and Get Her Going: Slap Her Ass. Will raised an eyebrow.
"What? Hair pulling?"
"Yeah,” said Mike, glancing over at him. “And the… other stuff."
Will felt his stomach clench nervously. "Why? Do you… do you want to try it?"
Will finds a porn magazine and decides to show it to Mike, who develops a few new ideas on how to make things between them more interesting.
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12 Mar 2026
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“Your boyfriend?” she prompted, speaking quite slowly and carefully as though she was talking to a toddler, “You know, the fake boyfriend you use as an excuse every time someone asks you out?”
Will blinked surprisedly, then cracked up laughing, “What?” he said, “Fake boyfriend?” he repeated, grinning, “You do realise — you know my boyfriend isn’t fake, right? I do have a boyfriend. For the past year and a half, actually.”
Will Byers’ boyfriend is something of a myth amongst the residents of RISD. Nobody has met him, he supposedly helped to save Will’s life, and he goes to Brown. Seriously… who is this guy?
Or; Byler from the perspective of Will’s college friends.
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12 Mar 2026
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There was a buzzing sound, and a beep, before the same words sounded again:
“—all me back. I miss hearing your voice. I miss you.”
Another buzz, then again: “—still here… anyway, call me back. I miss hearing your voice. I miss you.”
Joyce realised with a terrible lurch to her heart that Will hadn’t called Mike. He wasn’t finally speaking to him again—it was a cassette tape. A cassette tape of Mike’s voice, a recording from what must’ve been the end of a missed phone call, and he was replaying Mike’s last sentence over and over. I miss hearing your voice. I miss you.
When Joyce first saw Mike at five years old—a sweet, caring little thing, jumping to Will’s aid without a second thought—she’d never thought it would end up like this.
Or; Byler from Joyce’s perspective
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12 Mar 2026
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Lucas and Will make a competition out of who can fuck Mike better.
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08 Mar 2026