CelestialVapidity



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  1. Summary

    The cannibalism/serial killer KPDH AU you didn't know you needed! Original idea by @arson1949 on Discord. Mix can be found here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2rdWDbGgNHcyJNOZfyjmIv?si=4f8ffb3ce1574a2f

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    A series of stories set in a universe in which the plot of RE8 never happens, Miranda and the Lords are less evil, Alcina is trans femme, and you (the gender-neutral reader) are her lover. Prepare for wish fulfillment and enjoy!

    (Reader is basically my self-insert (AFAB, autistic, disabled, etc). Also, there will probably be smut eventually bc I am weak for the vampire milf. Warnings for each story will be in the author's notes! Title of the series is from Mary on a Cross by Ghost. Series now has a Spotify playlist that will be updated as I write more: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1MtioKxATpEjPlXIyULAk0?si=77873ad3520f49c6_)

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    A series of stories that take place after Miranda's good ending in Resident Lover. MC/Reader is written as AFAB but gender-neutral. Hope y'all enjoy!

    (Title from Angel Of Small Death And The Codeine Scene by Hozier.)

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    A modern AU in which Megan is a trans girl. Because I’m trans and I project on every character I like. Written by me, sometimes beta'd by DippertheShipper.

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    An AU in which Morgan is Mason and Margot's biological son, with Alana and Margot as his parents.

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    "Did you notice she's showing pregnancy symptoms?"

    "Symptons of what now?" Mira controlled her voice as much as she could, but couldn't help but look silly and wide-eyed. Zoey shrugs.

    "Morning sickness," the maknae raises her index finger. "Throwing up every time she eats something," she raises her middle finger, and continues listing Rumi's symptoms, raising one finger at a time. "Fatigue, drowsiness, fainting, and remember last night she smelled tacos while you were cooking rice?! She started crying because she wanted tacos! Which reminds me, mood swings. That's it, our fingers got our girlfriend pregnant!"

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    Rumi begins to show signs of pregnancy, something that leaves her girlfriends extremely confused, until they discover that, in fact, they got their girlfriend pregnant.

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    11 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    A heat is the worst time to forego a condom.

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    08 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    Before they had their daughter, Rumi was praised for her physique.

    She knew things would change after bringing their daughter into the world.

    That didn't mean she wasn't self-conscious about it, though.

    (milf Rumi mom bod appreciation)

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    04 Sep 2025

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    03 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Huntrix visits an upscale glory hole. Zoey is freaky. Mira is quiet. Rumi is pathetic. Polytrix as seen from the POV of a sex worker.

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    03 Sep 2025