CelestialVapidity



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  1. Summary

    The cannibalism/serial killer KPDH AU you didn't know you needed! Original idea by @arson1949 on Discord. Mix can be found here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2rdWDbGgNHcyJNOZfyjmIv?si=4f8ffb3ce1574a2f

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    A series of stories set in a universe in which the plot of RE8 never happens, Miranda and the Lords are less evil, Alcina is trans femme, and you (the gender-neutral reader) are her lover. Prepare for wish fulfillment and enjoy!

    (Reader is basically my self-insert (AFAB, autistic, disabled, etc). Also, there will probably be smut eventually bc I am weak for the vampire milf. Warnings for each story will be in the author's notes! Title of the series is from Mary on a Cross by Ghost. Series now has a Spotify playlist that will be updated as I write more: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1MtioKxATpEjPlXIyULAk0?si=77873ad3520f49c6_)

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    A series of stories that take place after Miranda's good ending in Resident Lover. MC/Reader is written as AFAB but gender-neutral. Hope y'all enjoy!

    (Title from Angel Of Small Death And The Codeine Scene by Hozier.)

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    A modern AU in which Megan is a trans girl. Because I’m trans and I project on every character I like. Written by me, sometimes beta'd by DippertheShipper.

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    An AU in which Morgan is Mason and Margot's biological son, with Alana and Margot as his parents.

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    “Whoa, no—no consent here! I didn’t agree to any of this 'mating' thing. It’s not normal to just… tell someone that! There’s a process to these things, you know? Like dating… holding hands. I hardly know anything about you two! You should at least take me out for dinner first before trying to get in my pants.” She forced a weak laugh, hoping the joke would diffuse the tension, but her blush deepened, mortified by her own boldness.

    Mira tilted her head. “Dinner? Pants? What do these mean? We hunt for food, not ‘take out.’ And your… coverings? We wear hides for practicality, not barriers.”

    Rumi buried her face in her hands, groaning in embarrassment. “Oh god, never mind. It’s a human joke. I mean… you should spend time with me, get to know me better—talk, share stories, build trust—before trying to take things further. Like romantically, or whatever this is.”

    Zoey’s eyes glinted with sudden excitement. “So… you’re saying we can mate with you if we court you right? If we do this ‘process’ your way?” Her tail swished eagerly, the prospect of learning more about humans making her light up like a bioluminescent bloom.

    Or, Rumi betrays her species to have a hot alien threesome.

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    01 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    A series of tests done out of some concern for their healths deals a major blow to the self esteem of one of the members of Huntr/x.

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    30 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    After being kept as illegal hunting pets, three bonded cats are brought to Sunlight Sanctuary, where they become the subjects of a behavioural study on unprecedented interspecies relationships.

    Featuring snow leopard Zoey, king cheetah Rumi and caracal Mira. And head keeper Bobby of course!

    Epistolary style! And some POV.

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    28 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 94

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    Rumi has been standing in front of the wooden gate for approximately ten minutes now, listening to Mira and Zoey bicker inside her house. This is so stupid. She could just take the leaves from the oregano plant from within her reach. It's right there.

    But Mira insisted that they had oregano inside and told Rumi to wait here. So she waits.

    "Zoey, how did you rearrange the spice cabinet?!"

    "By vibes!"

    "What does that even mean?!"

    Rumi hid her cough with her fist. She just needed one oregano leaf, not whatever these idiots were trying to give her.

    ~*~*
    In which Rumi doesn't know why her mothers keep asking her to ask for leaves from the new neighbors, but she does so anyway because she's a good daughter. Zoey and Mira fumble their chance with Rumi (or do they?) because they don't know their plants.

    or in which the author really projects their culture on Rumi and Celine.

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    27 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    Opening night of Huntrix’s comeback tour was supposed to be loud.

    Instead, it becomes something else entirely.

    When a missed accessibility request reveals a Deaf fan in the audience, Zoey doesn’t argue, doesn’t explain, doesn’t wait. She just steps out of formation and makes space.

    The internet calls it historic. Zoey calls it obvious.

    Because some people don’t need to hear the music to belong in it.

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    24 Apr 2026