Characterassassination
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- Schitt's Creek (67)
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David and Patrick agreed that they needed to implement some healthier eating habits for their New Year's resolution. They also agreed to keep each other accountable. This goes about as well as you might imagine.
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Hey friends! Let's embarrass Patrick via some technology bloopers, shall we?
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Marcy gets a new car and personalized license plate. There's a slight problem with the message though and the boys (or David, just David) has to set her straight.
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Santa Claus is Comin' to Town by Characterassassination for jamilas_pen
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
22 Dec 2025
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Patrick dresses up as Santa. David wants to have some fun.
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- Part 13 of SCMDC Drabbles
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The Brewers are coming to Schitt's Creek for Christmas. Lies are told, conversations are overheard, hints are dropped, mistletoes are hung, misunderstandings abound, chaos ensues.
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The Internet Is A Breeding Ground For Freaks! by Characterassassination
Fandom Schitt's Creek
22 Jan 2026
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Unrelated fics inspired by things I see on the internet that make me immediately think of SC.
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Patrick sometimes has a hard time with communication, with telling the truth....for various reasons. Let's explore that. These will be stand-alone works about Patrick getting caught in a lie that has to do with his relationship with David. Maybe he was trying to hide his crush? Maybe he wanted David to like him back? Maybe he wanted some alone time with his new boyfriend? Maybe he told lies to his parents so they wouldn't find out about his secret relationship...or that he's gay? We'll see where this takes us :)
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20 Dec 2025
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At the end of Season 4, Patrick decides to go home for the holidays and brings his boyfriend with him.
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19 Dec 2025
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23 Nov 2025
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Patrick isn't naturally good at dirty talk, but he's a persistent guy. He works at it.
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24 Oct 2025
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Patrick visits a gay club, thinking that if he can get some practical experience it might give him the courage to come out. He ends up getting a lot more experience than he had hoped for.
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03 Oct 2025