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Step 100 of Might Gai’s 100 step plan involved a lot of very careful footwork. It was a battle plan ten years in the making, honed through trial and failure like every other technique Gai had worked on in his life. But at last, tonight is the night that Gai will put it all on the line and ask Kakashi to join him in the passionate bloom of springtime!
Kakashi doesn't say no. What he says is much worse than that.AKA: the Konoha sex trauma extravaganza
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17 Aug 2025
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Gai takes it as agreement and mentally begins composing a speech about the true and unfaltering nature of their Eternal Rivalry. He struggles to lay out the words this doesn't have to mean anything or change anything in a way that means he doesn't say it at all but Kakashi will hear it anyway, until he passes out again with his nose pressed against the back of Kakashi's neck.
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17 Aug 2025
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And so Shisui obeys, and bends, and breaks.
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11 Aug 2025
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Team Seven can’t have a normal mission. After an attack with a bloodline theft seal triggers a desperate situation, Sakura and Sasuke’s relationship is fast tracked. Naruto is left on the outside watching it all unfold, pretending to be fine with it.
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31 Jul 2025
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When he sat up, his eyes slowly adjusted to what was in front of him. A person. A fully formed, dark-haired person— and Sasuke scrambled backwards into the bodies of Naruto and Sakura, terrified for a moment that it summoned Itachi alive, but why—
And then the blurriness fully cleared.
And then he realized.
Wide black eyes met his own. A soft, confused face, one that he recognized all too well, one that had been ripped right out of his only good childhood memories.
In a strangled voice, he spoke the first word that came to mind: “Mom?”
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In which Sasuke buys a scroll from a street vendor that promises to grant him the one thing he wants most. He uses it, thinking it will kill Itachi for him— but instead, it brings his mother back to life.
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30 Jul 2025