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Max stands, pacing again, and says, “I mean, what do I do? I can’t tell them I know now. It’s way too late for that.”
“It’s really okay,” Troy says far too optimistically. “It’s not that big of a deal.”
“Yeah, you can say that because you're not the one who heard Ilya tell Shane he misses his slutty little mouth."
Or: The Centaurs' newest rookie speaks Russian. It's too bad that Shane and Ilya don't know that.
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20 Dec 2025
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center mass by countdracilya
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Dec 2025
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Hi, this is Ilya. I will never listen to your voicemail.
Shane jolts like he’s been shot, a sharp breath bursting from the depths of his diaphragm. The comfort of hearing Ilya’s voice fizzles out with the knowledge that Ilya didn’t pick up. Logic says he’s still on the flight. But why would he—
Ilya knows how Shane is, how he gets. He wouldn’t send a bunch of ominous fucking messages and then drop off the face of the earth without letting Shane know he’s okay.
Except, he did. Which means—
The plane scene, reimagined. ft. Ilya's voicemail.
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20 Dec 2025
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Sparked Up Like a Book of Matches by Sena
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
03 Jun 2015
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Steve lives in Stark Tower and doesn't have much to do when he's not going after Hydra strongholds. He attends charity events to make Pepper happy. He goes hiking with Sam. He hangs out with Clint in Bed-Stuy and watches Dog Cops. Sometimes Tony gives him super alcohol in a sippy cup. Sometimes he sees Bucky out of the corner of his eye and wonders if it's real or if he's starting to lose his mind.
Alternately, the one with terrible jokes, a foot chase through the Lower East Side, and a tiny little robot named Shitcan.
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06 Dec 2025
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i don't need a plan if i've got your hand by iittaliia
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
08 Oct 2023
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”Okay, here goes”, Eddie says, takes a final deep breath before looking at Richie straight on and saying ”Richie, I’m gay.”
Richie feels his eyes widen and his breath get caught in his throat, while his heart misses a beat and million butterflies take flight in his stomach.
”You’re… gay?” he asks, like a fucking dumbass.
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Or, Richie doesn't know what's the appropriate way to receive and share news.
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13 Feb 2025
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the sidewalk angels echo hallelujah by ShowMeAHero
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
09 Nov 2019
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Richie’s not sure what he expects when Eddie calls on the night of December 24th, but it’s certainly not for Eddie to immediately demand, “What are you doing for Christmas tomorrow?”
“Uh, hi,” Richie says pointedly.
“Dickhead,” Eddie replies.
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01 Jan 2025
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Lost and found by She_sells_sea_shells
Fandoms: Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time (TV)
01 Apr 2022
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"I am not lost, Lan. I am right here."
A little reunion for our beloveds in the Stone of Tear. (Lan PoV)
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11 Dec 2024
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“So,” Eddie starts. “Myra’s lawyers are probably going to subpoena you.”
“What? Why?”
Eddie is quiet for another long moment, then he blurts out. “They think we’re having an affair.”
Richie forces out a laugh. “Why would they think that?”
(In which the Losers' Club has to convince a divorce lawyer that Richie and Eddie aren't having an affair, which is a little difficult because they are in love with each other.)
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11 Nov 2024
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Barrons takes Mac on a little adventure to find an ancient artifact. Takes place after Shadowfever. High probability for spoilers from all books of the Fever Series.
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29 Sep 2024
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if love is the answer, you're home by kissbrak, richiebeepbeep
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King
30 Sep 2024
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Eds looks so pink and flushed and cutecutecute that Richie can’t help but take it over the line. He leans in, grin heavy and shot glasses empty. “The only assholes I’m punching are with my di—”
“Sorry to interrupt,” Greta says from behind the bar. “And sorry to listen in. But why the fuck are you playing a game that involves being punched in the ass?”
Eddie grimaces. “Good fucking question.”
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The Losers master the art of releasing their inner children through annual game playing, and some of them fall in love while doing so. Or: a Tag (2018) au.
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18 Sep 2024
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send me something I'm afraid to lose by moichi
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
19 Nov 2021
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Richie's therapist had told him when he kept joking at one of their first meetings, “It’s just you and me here. There’s not always an audience to perform for," and at the time he’d laughed it off, of course, rolled his eyes, What a groundbreaking observation, a comedian seeking validation, but sometimes when he’s alone it creeps up on him: Are you performing right now? Who are you performing for? Are you performing right now?
“I go to therapy now,” he blurts out.
Eddie looks up from his phone, clearly surprised.
“Oh.” He nods, blurry in the corner of Richie's eye. “Me too.”
“Dope,” Richie says, popping the p hard. The conversation halts.
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After Derry, Eddie comes to visit. Richie handles it as well as he can.
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02 Sep 2024
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He’s still thinking about what Ben said as he turns the token in his fingers, I kept it in my wallet echoing in his head and making him feel oddly unsettled.
“This is a token from the Capitol Theatre,” he says quickly. He goes to throw it in the fire, but something stays his hand. A feeling of wrongness he can’t place.
I kept it in my wallet.
“You brought an actual token?”
For twenty-seven years.
The sudden headrush he gets looking over at Eddie is overwhelming as the memory snaps into place. It’s like the wind has been knocked clean out of his chest, a feeling like deja vu but with a stronger emphasis on nausea that has Richie fearing a repeat performance of the fire escape at his last show.
“Fuck.”
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19 Aug 2024
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They're walking down Kansas Street in a daze, covered in blood and greywater, seasoned with demon clown flakes, when Bev suggests the Quarry.
Eddie vetoes it immediately.
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An Everybody Lives AU with like, 0 actual plot but lots of silly banter and eventual displays of affection
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19 Aug 2024
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“Can you be at the airport in like, eight hours?” Eddie asks, apropos of nothing.
Richie breathes out a short laugh. “Um, what?”
“The airport, idiot, can you be there? I mean, I could, like, Uber to your apartment…house? Do you live in an apartment or a house? Fuck, why haven’t we talked about this before now, I don’t know anything about LA… Anyways, yeah, eight hours, can you do it?” Eddie is rambling, and Richie would be comforted by the familiarity if he had any idea what the fuck was going on.
OR: Eddie comes to LA, and Richie is in love with him.
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16 Aug 2024
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Richie got tall. And broad. He had these wide shoulders and big hands that he’d gesture with emphatically when making some dumb joke about fucking Eddie’s dead mother. At one point, he poured Eddie a finger of Jameson and when Eddie tried to wave it off, Richie took hold of his wrist with one hand and pressed the glass into Eddie’s open palm with the other.
Eddie took a long sip as he had two equally shocking and mortifying thoughts in quick succession. The first was I want his hand around my dick, followed by holy fuck, I’m in love with this dirty asshole.
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13 Aug 2024
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can't help myself (i want you and nobody else) by anemicaxolotl
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
22 Aug 2021
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It still takes Eddie a moment to speak up. “Do you think you could, like...stay here, while I… I mean. Is that weird? I know it’s weird, but would you like… mind?”
Richie swallows. “You want me to stay here while you jerk off?”
Or: The WiFi in the cabin is terrible. Porn mags are tragically heterosexual. Eddie has a request. (Richie has a boner.)
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08 Jun 2024
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changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes by teqvilasunset
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
03 Nov 2020
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A lot can change in a year.
Richie buys a houseboat and invites Eddie to move in with him.
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07 Jun 2024
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“Good boy, Richie,” Eddie says softly, ruffling his fur. “You want a treat?”
Behind him, he hears a swift choking noise.
“Um.”
Eddie slowly turns around, a sinking feeling in his chest. “Rich. What are— what are you doing here?”
Richie looks between Eddie and the dog, eyebrows furrowed. “I have a key? And, um. I know you said you were out of milk, so.” He holds up the jug of milk in his hand, as if that explains it. “Milk,” he says weakly.
Eddie moves to step in front of his dog, as if that’ll hide him, and slowly takes the offered milk.
“So, what, you were just going to replace my milk while I was out? Like some sort of reverse milk thief? What—”
“Is your dog named Richie?”
Richie, the traitor, barks at the sound of his name.
Eddie bites his lip. “No.”
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Eddie moves to LA and names his dog Richie.
That’s it that’s the fic
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03 Jun 2024
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Eventually the zucchinis are all decimated and the Furbys are lined up how Bev wants them. Richie tucks his legs in and makes room for other people on the couch. When Mike sits next to him instead of Eddie, he tries not to be crestfallen. Being seated next to Mike is a blessing, and Eddie’s only two cushions away. Richie waits for Mike to get comfortable before plopping his legs in his lap so his toes are touching Eddie, anyway.
“Get your foot out of my armpit,” Eddie says, shoving Richie away. “What the hell are we watching?”
“I’m so glad you asked,” Richie says. For a moment, his stomach twists nervously. But the truth is, he knows he has nothing to be worried about, not anymore. “Who here likes to objectify men?”
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29 May 2024
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lay all your love on me by chel_dorado for kcc
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
28 Sep 2020
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Before Richie (the second time), Eddie didn’t like to be touched. Casual touches from coworkers would find him frozen, tense, like cracked glass about to break, fleeting brushes from passersby on the street sent him rushing to him the nearest washroom or into a violent eruption of rage, but worst of all were touches from Myra. Looking back, Eddie knows why her touches gave him the most visceral reactions, but at the time he just thought he didn’t like to be touched, that he simply wasn’t a tactile person.
That all changed after Richie. After Derry. After almost dying. A lot of things changed after all of that.
Or,
Eddie wants to be squished by Richie.
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12 May 2024