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    My Great Gatsby fics

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    In nearly every way (except the most notable), the Princess of Hyrule was the Goddess incarnate. For that reason alone, it was a little ingenious for the King to offer up his daughter’s hand to whoever was able to pull the sword.

    Link hadn’t meant to pull the sword. He planned to watch as his comrades pulled with all their might, perhaps even tease a few about how it was all for the better that the sword didn’t budge, because surely no Princess could ever love their ugly mugs, and then get into a good old-fashioned wrestling match with their bruised egos after one too many jokes. But it hadn’t mattered what he had in mind; Link’s plans be damned. The Goddess had already plucked him out of obscurity and set him along Her own path.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    Actual PEAK ONG

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    "How Obvious?" #MikeWhatTheFuckDidYouDoGate [What happened in those 18 months.]

    As obvious as Mike's eyes landing on Will again, and again, and again.

    Vecna had torn Hawkins in half. The air tasted like chemicals and ash. Schools shut down, and soldiers patrolled the streets like the world had tilted just past survivable. Everything was wrong, but Mike Wheeler wasn’t complaining, because two months ago the Byers had moved in with the Wheelers.

    Mike’s breath stumbled in his chest. He tried to ground himself, tried to think of anything, anything except the awareness of how close Will was (he was sitting at a normal distance), except the shape of Will’s mouth when he spoke. Maybe if he counted to ten, he could shake off whatever the hell this was instead of staring at Will’s lips like some creep.

    One… two… three… four…

    When he lifted his eyes again, Will’s eyes were still on him, he was still talking, and he looked so alive.

    Five… six—

    Mike’s pulse thudded hard enough that the numbers broke apart in his head. The air felt too thin, his chest too tight, everything tilting just slightly off-center around the curve of Will’s smile.

    God.

    Fuck.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Omg peak

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    The prince was destined to lose his heart… but he never imagined it would be to love.

    Prince Sonic bears the curse of a prophecy: on the day of his coronation, a beast will tear out his heart and bring ruin to the kingdom. To prove he needs no guardian, he embarks on a perilous quest to slay the creature before it’s too late. At his side travels Lancelot, a foreign warrior to whom he has promised the title of Dawn’s Sentinel as a reward. But as danger grows, so does a love between them, one that may render the prophecy even more deadly.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    Icrediable

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    Mike remembers that one Saturday when they were nine, when he had biked to the Byers house for a sleepover, only to find Will bruised and bleeding after an encounter with Lonnie. How Joyce was a mess as she tended to Will’s wounds, telling her son how brave he was for not even shedding a tear. But Mike could see how hard Will was trying not to flinch every time she touched him, how hard he was clutching his hands to stop them from trembling. And later that night, when they were curled up in Will’s bed, Will had sobbed into Mike’s chest as Mike held on to him, promising that he’d always keep Will safe.

    Mike confronts his feelings for Will with a series of memories.

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    13 Dec 2025

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    Shadow's never been good at subtext.

    If it's not said outright, chances are he won't get it. It's a bit of a curse, really. That he takes everything literally. He's realized this by being best friends with the queen of subtly. Thankfully she sees Shadow for who he is and is literal with him. Others? Not so much.

    Or, 5 times Sonic spoke another language and 1 time Shadow did.

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    17 Oct 2025

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    AWWWW but also AYO???