Crayonhydra



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    “I’m sorry, did you say eleven years old?” Ratthi asked, because humans can’t play back bits of conversations that they didn’t hear and are always asking each other to repeat things, much to the annoyance of any contracted SecUnits being forced to listen in and record everything they say to be sold for advertising data.
    “Yes,” Gurathin confirmed, and then everyone was staring at me and looking all shocked and sad and whatever.
    “Constructs don’t age the same way humans do,” I reminded them, before anyone could start thinking anything stupid like oh no, Murderbot is just a little kid and little kids shouldn’t be doing security and eleven year olds shouldn’t have guns in their arms. "Eleven is old for a SecUnit. Most of my inorganics are already past warranty.”
    Except, because I’m an idiot, that didn’t make it better. It actually made it worse, because now even Dr. Mensah was making a concerned face at me.

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    Four times having a governor module fucking sucked, plus one time [REDACTED: FILE MISSING].

    (Or: Murderbot has Emotions for 8,000 words. ART tries to help. So does Dr. Mensah, but like, in a decidedly less assholish way.)

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    Dennis Whitaker tried to find answers in God. When that didn't work, he turned to medicine.

    And when that didn't work, he turned to the two married attendings.

    Or I heard we were making Dennis Whitaker have religious trauma and I decided to help out.

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    Kelas Parmak's new coworker, an ex-Starfleet Human, is not what he would have expected.

    He realises with a cold certainty exactly who he reminds him of soon after making his acquaintance.

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    Julian and Garak agreed they belong to different worlds. Once Julian's world no longer wants him, he has to know if Garak's might have a place for him, after all.

    Or, Julian Bashir's guide to practical romance.

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