Crocophant
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Shepard has bright green hair (most of the time). A collection of vignettes about touching up her hair while on the Normandy.
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- Part 3 of Holiday Harbinger Fics
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Akane has burned, will burn, is burning. But not right now.
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I Like Big Butts (And I Cannot Lie) by Crocophant for commandershakarian
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
01 Feb 2023
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Three times Joker got distracted by Shepard's ass (and one time he was
allowedencouraged to be)Series
- Part 2 of Holiday Harbinger Fics
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Liara Can't Skate, Liara Can't Skate, Liara Cannot Skate by Crocophant for smithy_of_words
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
08 Feb 2021
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Liara is an archaeologist, not a sexy dancer, for a reason, okay? She only reads books and she cannot skate, even if she's reading a how-to-skate book.
Set in a nebulous timeframe where our girls can go on a cute Valentine's Day Ice Skating Date and not worry about the world crashing down around them.
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- Part 1 of Holiday Harbinger Fics
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My collection of Destcember 2020 short fics.
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- English
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A collection of my outsider!POV fics centering around Bruce Wayne being kidnapped by the same group of chaotic neutral ex-military Gothamites.
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Bookmarked by Crocophant
27 Jun 2025
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Steve Rogers makes an awkward discovery on the internet. This does not work out at all the way Tony Stark expects it will.
Bookmarked by Crocophant
19 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I reblogged this in ye olden days of 2014 and just reread it so yes I would recommend it
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The bear loved the deer, it was obvious. It ripped the deer's throat out, and then licked the dying deer with the most passionate affection. - David Cronenburg
Sidney Crosby keeps on having dreams about his teammate. Ritual murder dreams.
Bookmarked by Crocophant
02 Jun 2025
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Bookmarked by Crocophant
27 May 2025