CuteButAlsoStabby

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  1. Summary

    Sequential series based on the characters and core premise of the Linked Universe LoZ AU, but ignoring 99% of the actual plot of the comic. Featuring: a found family where everyone is queer and neurodivergent and no one has their shit together.

    If you're unfamiliar with the original AU, basically a bunch of different Links from the Legend of Zelda games all go on an adventure together. Core cast is as follows, with the relevant games in brackets and rough ages (my version, and subject to change) after the hyphen:
    - Time (OoT/MM) - physically around 34, mentally ??
    - Twilight (TP) - 25
    - Wild (BotW) - 117, give or take 100 years.
    - Warriors (HW) - 28
    - Sky (SS) - 21
    - Four (MC, FS, FSA) - 23
    - Wind (WW, PH) - physically 12-13, mentally 14
    - Hyrule (LoZ, AoL) - 16
    - Legend (LttP, OoA, OoS, LA, TH, ALBW) - 19

    The core focus is platonic relationships, but the following romantic relationships are also included/referenced:
    - Time/Malon
    - Twilight/Shad
    - Legend/Ravio
    - Sky/Zelda/Groose

    I recommend reading the series in order, starting with In Which Wild Avoids Meeting the Gang.

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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Legend washes his laundry, Warriors washes his hair, they attempt to have a civil conversation

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    Just Legend getting kinda introspective about stuff while doing his laundry.

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    16 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Twilight shuddered. “That’s… that’s not right. This is sick”

    Warriors pressed a hand to his chest like he’d been struck. “Brave Legend. Veteran of countless battles. Slayer of nightmares. Reduced to… skincare.”

    A fairy placed a tiny flower crown on Legend’s head. Warriors let out a soft, reverent gasp.

    “He fought with such spirit!” Warriors murmured, voice trembling with melodrama. “And now he is fallen. Taken by the gentle but relentless hands of moisturisation.”

    Twilight stared at him. “You’re acting like he’s dead.”

    “He may never recover from this.”

     

    Or: A Great Fairy forces The Chain into a realm of restfulness. This does not go well.

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    10 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    The Chain gets high. That's the entire fic.

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    06 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Twilight hums, walking around them to approach the Loftwing again. It coos in greeting, but does not attempt to smother Twilight like it did with Legend. Twilight frowns in confusion, looking at Sky and Legend, back to the Loftwing, and then at Sky and Legend again. Sky mumbles something under his breath, no doubt puzzling over the actions of his Loftwing. Twilight catches Legend’s eye, blinks, then smirks.

    “That’s weird. We’ll probably never know,” Twilight says, not taking his eyes off of Legend.

     

    That son of a fucking bitch…

     

    “Well, we can’t just sit here on this island all day,” Legend states, glaring at Twilight. Don’t say a fucking word, wolf boy.

    Sky, once again oblivious, turns to face everyone else. “I can fly to Skyloft and see about getting some help in bringing everyone over.”

    “Maybe you should take Legend with you,” Time suggests from Legend’s side—wait when did he get there? “Get a head start?”

    Wait what?

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    29 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    “See you later”, Warriors had said with a sad excuse of a smile. Fucking asshole.

    Two years after the adventure with the other Links, Wind and his captain are thrown into a vortex of space and time again, landing them in an era dominated by the horrors of war and political intrigues. While Tetra tries to grapple with the clutches of fate and visions of the past, Wind – now Tune – reunites with two of his painfully missed brothers. Is it a chance or a curse? Maybe if he fucks around enough he’ll find out.

    Or: Three brothers meet each other again, but two of them are ignorant to it and the third is a fool.

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    25 Dec 2025