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The woes of Soundwave and the Love-botimiser 9000 by QuestionableLasagna
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
16 Aug 2025
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“Well, you see, my lord; what would you say is the driving force of your magnificent cause? The thing that keeps a Decepticon’s spark warm even in the coldest of nights?”
Megatron lets out a cackle, the answer so simple, it comes forth without command. “Hatred! For the Autobots!”
A nano-klik passes.
“And for complete control of Cybertron and the great wide galaxy! Everybody knows that!” Megatron continues.
Shockwave nods in approval. “Of course. However, from what you have described, it appears that that very source of hatred is no longer sufficient in keeping the armies satisfactorily rallied. It’s deathly unfortunate, but not every mech can be as noble and focused as you, my lord. After all these millennia, something new must be introduced to keep them on their pedes. And that’s where my latest invention comes into play.” Gesturing to the weapon held in Megatron’s grasp, Shockwave announces his achievement with a flourish.
“Introducing, the Love-botimiser 9000!”
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Aka the fic where Starscream inadvertently becomes Shockwave’s test subject, making it all Soundwave’s problem somehow -
a lifetime waiting around (for moments like these) by miniconsuffrage for swave
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Beast Wars
16 Nov 2019
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“I’m not living in a hole in the ground,” Depth Charge said.
“It’s a nice hole,” Rampage defended, and jumped down into it to demonstrate how cozy it was. It at least had to be better than recharging on the beach, right? “Try it.”
“No,” Depth Charge said, and walked away.
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- Part 4 of rampage and depth charge are stupid
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Press on the Gas Pedal and Accelerate, Baby by EVTrainingUniversity
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon)
28 Aug 2025
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"So, let me make sure I got this right," he started, tilting his helm back and forth in faux contemplation. "You want to pay me to pretend by being your happy little fake conjunx becauseee…?"
"Were you not listening the first time?" Bumblebee glared at him, working his jaw—the plates tensing in his desire to avoid repeating himself.
"Not really."
Or; after a messy breakup with Breakdown, Bumblebee searches out Swindle with one goal in mind—paying the Con to be his fake boyfriend to hopefully make Breakdown jealous enough to come crawling back to him.
Neither of the two expect to gain feelings for one another, but you know what say, the best laid plans of glitch mice and mechs...
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Out of Order by On_a_Single_Strand
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
16 Apr 2025
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“Wait, pause, pause, pause. You’re saying you and Megatron are stuck. In an elevator going to the bridge.”
“Yes, we are. Elevator A3.”
“You and Megatron?”
“Correct.”
“And no one else?”
“No one else.”
“Both of you. Completely stuck?”
“Yes, we- You keep asking that.”
“Nevermind that, just- You guys sit real tight, alright? I’ll call you back in a minute.”
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“We should not have called Rodimus.”
Or: getting stuck in an elevator, featuring Minimus' many layers of armor, Megatron's unending contingency plans, and Rodimus unintentonally cementing his own tragic fate.
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Deal with the Devil by SatelliteSoundwave
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
01 Dec 2021
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Jazz has a few problems. Problem one, the Autobots are being poisoned. Two, figuring out who’s behind it and stopping them is proving harder than anyone expected. Three, he’s found a fix for both of those but it depends on Soundwave, the most loyal Decepticon in the whole army, helping him.
And if there isn’t a good reason for Soundwave to cooperate with him? Well, Jazz will just have to make one.
“An easy course and following winds,” Jazz says to the two aliens first, because the possibility of imminent violence is no excuse to violate social niceties with these guys. And then just for Soundwave, he says in English, “You know these guys are planning to screw you over, right?”
He steps lightly into the room, moving so casually you’d never know it puts him in point blank shooting distance of a sworn enemy.
“Hold your fire for just a sec,” he continues, baiting the hook, “and I’ll prove it.”
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