Dandelioff
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Of Sleeping Curses, and Stubborn Friends by Dandelioff for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 Jan 2021
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Written for the amazing discord secret santa exchange.
Jaskier finds himself on an unexpected adventure in an unknown realm. He definitely does not know he's the protagonist in the same fairytale he'd been looking for.
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Here's my version of what might've happened on Trask if Paz had been the Mandalorian Din had found.
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Din is tired and sore when he returns from a hunt. Vanth decides to give him a massage to soothe his overworked muscles.
As always, when I put these two men in a room, smut happens.
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Straight From The Horse's Mouth by Dandelioff
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Dec 2020
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A few bandits attempt to rob Jaskier. He makes them regret every decision that led them to that point, and also start a rumour that would spread across the continent like wildfire.
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Jaskier dies, and then wakes up in an unknown realm. He has a bad time.
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Jason, a youtuber, has a channel devoted to reviewing books/adaptations of books. He is extremely opinionated, emotional and swears like a boy raised by Alfred (which is to say, not at all)- because he might be an asshole, but he isn’t an asshole who corrupts innocent little literature nerds.
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Darnell nodded, glancing over Robby like he was trying to place him in the hierarchy of important to ignorable and it could go either way. "What's this?"
"MSF FNG," Jack shot back. Whatever that meant, he sounded amused.
Darnell scoffed and looked to Robby, expression going decidedly unimpressed. "Oh, yeah? You here to find yourself? Have an adventure? Do something hard?" he asked, each question more mocking than the last.
And there was that question again, like it was haunting Robby. He stifled his instinct to bite back and kept it simple: "I'm here to help."
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10 Mar 2026
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It Takes a Village by drauthor for Night_Fury
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types
17 Oct 2025
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If you had asked any one of the Fett brothers if they expected to find themselves embroiled in a fierce court battle involving child abuse and murder because Helix Fett was soft under all the grump and snarling, they would have laughed in your face.
Except Cody. He wouldn't have said he saw it coming per se, but he's not surprised. After all, Stitch was Needle's best friend and he needed help. He knows his brother; they were involved as soon as Helix laid eyes on the kid.
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They say it takes a village to raise a child; Cody can only begin to imagine what it takes to put a child's abusive parents in jail and then adopt said child.
Due to a series of quite fortunate meetings, the combined power (and villages) of Cody Fett, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Mace Windu are aiming right for the Su-Burtonis--and their mysterious benefactor--and they have no idea what's coming for them.
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07 Feb 2026
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there is no 'try' by itsthechocopuff
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
24 Mar 2026
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the chronological compilation of all the 'do or do not' snippets and ficlets
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When Obi-Wan dies by Anakin's hand, he expects that to be the end.
It is not.
When he opens his eyes again, all of thirteen but with forty extra years of experience, not even the dust, dread, and death on Melidaan can stand in his way. Obi-Wan had seen the worst that the galaxy had to offer twice over - he'll be damned if he lets everything happen the same way for the second time.
Enter one Jedi Master Yan Dooku, the lynchpin to so many of the galaxy's darkest turns in the future-that-was. Torn between a Master who doesn't seem to want him and a man wearing the face of the Sith who had once tortured him, Obi-Wan makes a choice.
Everything changes.
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01 Feb 2026
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Tim was doing just fine on his own. He fell into a routine between school, extracurriculars, and his nightly Batstalking. Maybe his situation was unconventional, but he could take care of himself.
Jason had something to say about that.
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Tim may have been thirteen, but he was also a high school Sophomore and perfectly capable of faking a nanny, breaking and entering, and hacking the Batcomputer—not necessarily in that order.All he had to do to keep this lifestyle was maintain the ruse—easy enough when it came to his parents but a more treacherous undertaking to try to put one over on the Batman himself. And with Jason as his English tutor, Tim found himself growing perilously close to the Wayne family. Although at first content to watch them from behind his camera, it was only a matter of time before he got invested.
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30 Dec 2025
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The conspiracy of Sir Leon to commit treason (by trying to keep Merlin's head on his shoulders) by Nelarun
Fandom Merlin (TV)
17 Mar 2026
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Sir Leon discovers Merlin's magic and suddenly has a second full-time job trying to keep the boy alive! It really shouldn't be this hard...
Merlin, in the throes of poppy juice and a need to keep Arthur away from the sidhe, kills the sidhe using magic in front of a lord and knight of the realm. At least he now has an ally in keeping the prince alive...
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16 Dec 2025