Dandelioff



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    Jason, a youtuber, has a channel devoted to reviewing books/adaptations of books. He is extremely opinionated, emotional and swears like a boy raised by Alfred (which is to say, not at all)- because he might be an asshole, but he isn’t an asshole who corrupts innocent little literature nerds.

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    It was a Thursday afternoon at the end of March, and Bruce Wayne met Clark Kent in the way enterprising billionaires tended to meet investigative reporters: Through an interview.
    Kent had posture like cooked spaghetti and wore his plaid like the strangest camouflage in history.

    Bruce was less than impressed.

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    18 May 2026

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    Three-year-old Jason Todd-Wayne wakes before dawn, grabs his stuffed elephant and trusty bucket, and sets off on a grand backyard expedition. What he finds is wonderful. What Bruce finds is terrifying.

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    10 Apr 2026

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    For two days, a countdown has been visible in the sky across the world and hovering in the corner of every video-capable screen. The source is powerful, extra-terrestrial, and godly in nature. The Justice League has already found itself unable to stop whatever is coming.

    In their civilian identities, Clark Kent, Tim Drake, Billy Batson, and Danny Fenton find themselves in the middle of an alien arena as the countdown hits zero. They're nowhere on Earth, but their every move is being broadcast far and wide.

    Antantlous is the Tantalan god of Judgement and Entertainment. His newest contestants will be judged. And, of course, along the way, they will also entertain.

    Featuring: the contestants living together in captivity; Clark trying to be team dad; Billy You're-Not-My-Dad Batson; Tim being hyper competent; and Danny just wanting to turn back time a couple of months, is that too much to ask?

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    05 Apr 2026

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    Darnell nodded, glancing over Robby like he was trying to place him in the hierarchy of important to ignorable and it could go either way. "What's this?"

    "MSF FNG," Jack shot back. Whatever that meant, he sounded amused.

    Darnell scoffed and looked to Robby, expression going decidedly unimpressed. "Oh, yeah? You here to find yourself? Have an adventure? Do something hard?" he asked, each question more mocking than the last.

    And there was that question again, like it was haunting Robby. He stifled his instinct to bite back and kept it simple: "I'm here to help."

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    10 Mar 2026

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    If you had asked any one of the Fett brothers if they expected to find themselves embroiled in a fierce court battle involving child abuse and murder because Helix Fett was soft under all the grump and snarling, they would have laughed in your face.

    Except Cody. He wouldn't have said he saw it coming per se, but he's not surprised. After all, Stitch was Needle's best friend and he needed help. He knows his brother; they were involved as soon as Helix laid eyes on the kid.

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    They say it takes a village to raise a child; Cody can only begin to imagine what it takes to put a child's abusive parents in jail and then adopt said child.

    Due to a series of quite fortunate meetings, the combined power (and villages) of Cody Fett, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Mace Windu are aiming right for the Su-Burtonis--and their mysterious benefactor--and they have no idea what's coming for them.

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    07 Feb 2026