Dandelion_bb
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (13)
- The Magnus Archives (Podcast) (4)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
- Encanto (2021) (1)
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MARTIN
Do you really not feel…ARCHIVIST
Drowsy? I guess… I don't know. It's hard to know which feelings are actually mine anymore. But like I said, it won't be a bother if you fall asleep and I don't.MARTIN
Jus– just don’t feel bad about waking me up if you need to. It’s probably fine, but if anything weird happens, or– or you don’t want to be here anymore, just. I said already. I don’t need to sleep, this is just for comfort. So it’s okay if we need to leave.ARCHIVIST
Of course. Enjoy your nap, Martin.MARTIN
Thank you. I will.----------------
Martin and Jon travel through the eyepocalypse. One of the hells offers a convenient opportunity for a break... perhaps too convenient.
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"I'm not a good person; I'm barely a person at all,
But someday I'll be perfect and I'll make up for it all!"
(-Against the Kitchen Floor, Will Wood)-------
After Jon returns escapes the Circus in S3, Elias decides that his Archivist needs to get a grip on his ability to compel properly. Jon gets drained very quickly by the "training" Elias puts him through.
[written as a tape recording transcript]
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Sasha James:
>>hey jon, tim told me what was going on today. i’m so sorry(J.Sims):
Tim? What did he say?<<Sasha James:
>>he just explained to me about the prank thing(J.Sims):
What “prank thing”?<<____________
Jon hasn't made very many friends at his new job. In fact, he soon discovers that his fellow researchers find it fun to antagonize him.
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Fanart for the oneshhot "even hell can get comfy once you've settled in" (author anonymous)
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i'd say it was delicous (if it didn't taste of guilt) by Dandelion_bb
Fandoms: Dream SMP
04 Jan 2026
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“You ate me.” Schlatt stated.
“Yeah.” Quackity stared at him as though daring him to be mad about it. But Schlatt remembered now, and he wouldn’t lose this opportunity.
“There was something in that book about eating people, some kind of soul-bonding thing.”
“Oh my prime…” Quackity muttered, massaging his temples as he turned away and kept walking. “You can’t be serious.”______
~ Las Nevadas era. Dream has broken out of prison. With a threat on the loose, Quackity returns to the one person he never thought he would go to for help. But this time, things are going to be a little different. ~
*slaps hood of this fic* this bad boy can fit SO many useless headcanons inside
(title is from Missing Hell by Sushi Soucy)
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regarding a door she found in her childhood home by elizathegrand
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Coraline (2009)
23 Mar 2023
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“Statement of Coraline Jones,” Jon was saying into the recorder, “Regarding…?”
He looked at her expectantly and Coraline cast around for an answer. How to sum up everything that had kept her awake at night and ruined her life for the past eight years in one sentence?
Finally she settled on, “A door I found in my childhood home.”
“Statement begins,” Jon said, and he nodded at Coraline to start talking.
So she did.
Coraline Jones may have found what she's been looking for since she was eleven in her new job at The Magnus Archives
Bookmarked by Dandelion_bb
11 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
awesome Coraline x TMA fic. Great characterization and flow. super fun to see my girl Coraline viking with the Archive staff :D
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The Eccentricities of Jonathan Sims by Ranoutofbraincells
Fandom The Magnus Archives, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Oct 2025
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A teacher! jon au in which three of his students look at their really weird teacher and go "hey, is anyone gonna investigate that or do we have to do it ourselves?"
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The Mechs Raised Jon Au by Bookworm_Bread
Fandom The Bifrost Incident - The Mechanisms (Album), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
30 Apr 2026
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It’s what it says on the tin.
Jon get adopted (kidnapped) by the Mechanisms after the Mr. Spider incident. This leads to a bunch of silly and not so silly stuff happening in the Tma universe!
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How to Raise an Archivist by Spoiler__Alert
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
20 Aug 2025
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The Mechanisms were a crew of immortal space pirates, sailing across the stars, having fun, violence, adventure, violence, and...more violence. And now, apparently, parenting, too.
OR: The Mechs accidentally kidnap/adopt a child - who they name Jonathan. Jonathan Sims.
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Bookmarked by Dandelion_bb
14 Mar 2026
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The TMA-Mechs crossover ever. So much sweetness
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What shall we do with a sleepy space pirate? by Spoiler__Alert
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
19 Aug 2025
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It's movie night on The Aurora, and admits the chaos and bickering, a four year old Jonathan Sims falls asleep on a certain First Mate.
"What shall we do with the sleepy space pirate, distant stars a-waiting!"
OR: Jon gets a lullaby, and Jonny D'Ville gets a reminder that, just maybe, he isn't as heartless as he pretend to be.
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- Part 3 of How to Raise an Archivist
Bookmarked by Dandelion_bb
14 Mar 2026
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this is my new comfort fic. I'm literally clutching my chest going 🥺 the entire time that Jonny is singing