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Unconditional Things by Roberta Seaport (Deepdarkwaters) for RoughWinds
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Jan 2024
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"We moved in on the Monday. You and I had our first cute little moonlit window rendezvous on the Wednesday. You were balls deep in me by Friday. Saturday I gave you my handcuff chain. And I was already calling you my boyfriend by Sunday. I mean, trying to," he corrected himself. "Cos I didn't know yet. Have to respect the rules of the sweater curse, obviously."
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Stede and Ed have been together ONE WHOLE YEAR. They have really great sex about it.
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- Part 22 of Seaglass
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The Hour of Pearl by Roberta Seaport (Deepdarkwaters)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Oct 2023
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Izzy has a little rant about the Tories in the polycule's WhatsApp group, bonds a bit with Pete, and then gets his tits fucked and three people's come fed to him. Just a normal day for Fang And The Gang.
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- Part 18 of Candyfloss
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Blackbeard's Choice by Roberta Seaport (Deepdarkwaters)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Oct 2023
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"You know, it's harder to concentrate on rubbing one out against your boot when you're covered in dog hair," Stede grumbles after several minutes, going still with his thighs clamped around Ed's leg so he can pick a few wavy pale hairs off his old leather jeans.
Ed, or maybe he's Blackbeard right now, grasps Stede by a fistful of his t-shirt and lightly slaps his cheek. "Move," he demands. "Or I'm confiscating your lint rollers. All of them. For a week."
The answering gasp is exaggerated for comedy purposes, but actually not by very much. "You wouldn't! God, you're cruel."
"Am I?" Ed says, slowly, softly, nudging his shin up more closely between Stede's thighs. "Could be crueller. If you wanted."
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- Part 9 of Seaglass
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"I'm gonna change," Jim says, but just for a moment longer stays leaning there in the doorway letting Olu look all he wants. Apparently what he wants is that deep, narrow triangle of bared skin down the middle of Jim's chest where their orange print shirt is unfastened maybe one button too far for good taste, displaying a tangle of pendants and part of the dagger tattoo over their heart. Cool. He can have it, for a price. "Can I bring you something to wear?"
Olu's little smile says he knows they're not talking about the comfy old joggers he likes to sleep in. He nods.
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Kinktober Day 4: Shibari & "Do you think they know you're gagging for it?" (Edging too, but I didn't get round to including that so please just imagine it happens later!)
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- Part 1 of Finders Keepers
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Sweet Sweet Fangtasy by Roberta Seaport (Deepdarkwaters) for VioletSmith
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Oct 2023
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He slides his palm up Izzy's thigh again, resting warmly high up on the bare stripe of skin just close enough for the gentle, ceaseless motion of his stroking thumb to occasionally brush the very edge of the lace trim on his new underwear.
"How about these?" Fang asks softly, tucking his chin over Izzy's shoulder to brush a line of gentle kisses across his jaw. "You like wearing pretty lace for me, boss?"
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Kinktober Day 3! Lingerie / "You're so wet for me"
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- Part 16 of Candyfloss
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Seaglass by Roberta Seaport (Deepdarkwaters) for TheFierceBeast
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Jan 2023
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Stede Bonnet owns a fancy yarn shop in a cosy little seaside town. Life is mostly peaceful, a bit stressful, often lonely—then the empty shop next door is taken over by a leatherworker with kind eyes and a surprising fondness for cashmere, and everything changes.
(Fluff and sock garters and seashore walks and midlife revelations and a loophole in The Sweater Curse.)
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- Part 1 of Seaglass
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Death By Mermaids by Roberta Seaport (Deepdarkwaters) for TheFierceBeast
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Nov 2022
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Reunions, communication, found family, craft therapy, a nice bath, two (2) blowjobs for a gentleman, and finding as many excuses as possible to rub your dick on silk.
Or: Five times Ed mentions mermaids, and one time Stede rashly tries to run with it.
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- Part 1 of Death By Mermaids
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The dreams started after Thunder cantered through the middle of a fairy ring on the beach below Malory Towers.
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Street Sweepers, Night Watchmen, Flame Keepers by Deepdarkwaters, tamerof (thekookster)
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
09 Nov 2020
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Harry survived V-Day - because of course he did - but not all the Kingsman agents were so lucky. With the world still going to shit and the worst staff shortage since the organisation began, Merlin calls a group of retired agents back to their posts to help out while he trains the new recruits.
Featuring snowball fights, banter, innuendo, handsome old men, lady scientists, secrets in walking sticks, Harry’s appalling crush, thumbnails of bigger pictures, a pastede on plot crammed in around all the flirting which is really just an excuse for me to write a silly sword fight, and an old bet from 1986 that’s still not been decided.
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- Part 2 of Flame Keepers
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273 Moments of Silence. by Deepdarkwaters for republic
Fandoms: 4'33" - John Cage (Song)
23 Dec 2019
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Listen.
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A Long Way from the Cromwell Road by Deepdarkwaters for archiesfrog
Fandoms: Ballet Shoes - Noel Streatfeild
18 Dec 2019
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Petrova visits Pauline in Hollywood after the war ends.
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Eggsy never could have imagined a job as perfect as dog nanny to the world's tiniest and most wonderful puppy, but an unexpected jailbreak just has to come along and threaten everything. Good thing his bosses are real life action heroes. You can pick up all kinds of skills from friends like that.
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- Part 2 of A Certain Dog
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"Honestly I ain't even sure you're the same species as the rest of us. It's fucked up how fit you are."
Harry gives him a funny look, hovering somewhere strange between reproachful and amused. "You have the most astounding talent for making a compliment sound like an accusation."
"Well, you got an astounding talent for fighting like Gene Kelly dances."
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Harry's favourite joke in later life is to talk about their meeting as though it were the most swoony romantic thing that ever happened. "He fell hard," he says, with that modest little smile on his mouth, and Eggsy's eyebrows fly up in surprise at the unexpected sentimental overshare. "But then I fell hard as well. I don't believe we had much of a choice. The moment we both stepped onto the street that night, falling was inevitable."
What actually happened was this: England gets very rainy and very cold in winter, and Alastair slipped on the ice.
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He takes the last few steps to the top landing, keeping his hands on Gheorghe's at his waist to pull him along. "I'm frozen, I'm having a bath. Wanna watch?"
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There was something about her skin - his, too, but mostly hers, her décolletage almost translucent above the low necklines of her gowns and bracketed by that tumble of dark hair either side - that looked luminous on film back when everything was in black and white. In colour, she looked like what she was - undead, bloodless, almost blue.
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"Do you know what we're saved as in Taron's phone?"
"Oh, god." Mark prods at the tap with his big toe, letting a top-up of hot water scald his ankles. "Collywobbles, wasn't it, for you? I think I got away with just my name."
"Oscar and Olivier."
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When Harry Hart loses his job as a tailor after thirty-four years, he decides to start taking evening classes in cookery or life drawing or something just to waste some newly empty hours.
Then he accidentally meets history teacher Gary Unwin, and accidentally signs up for his class instead.
Meanwhile, he's pretty sure he's falling in love via sexts with a man from a dating app whose name he doesn't even know.
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For a While by Deepdarkwaters for telm_393
Fandoms: Tonight Will Be Fine - Leonard Cohen (Song), Original Work
09 Jun 2018
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An inventory of love.
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AU: How different would Eggsy's life have turned out if Kingsman gave decent financial support to Lee's family after his death? With no Dean around to squash his interests, gymnastics leads to ballet school and a career as classical ballet's least likely ingenu.
There's also some kind of drama about famous folk disappearing and something about mass genocide.
There's also the matter of Harry Hart's gigantic, embarrassing, all-consuming crush. Bit awkward, really.