Roberta Seaport (Deepdarkwaters)



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    Stede Bonnet owns a fancy yarn shop in a cosy little seaside town. Life is mostly peaceful, a bit stressful, often lonely—then the empty shop next door is taken over by a leatherworker with kind eyes and a surprising fondness for cashmere, and everything changes.

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    A stand up legend and a rising star are in Edinburgh for the festival.

    Their managers meet in a pub.

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  1. Rec 1

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    “I am your Roomba 1717p. I am ready to clean”, Stede said. Because that was what he was supposed to say when he was booted up.

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    Stede is a robotic vacuum-cleaner. One day, he finds an open door that had never been open before. Behind a door, there must be a room to clean, so Stede goes through. And finds himself on a journey towards new places, new people, and a new purpose ...

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    02 Sep 2025

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    Edward Teach moves into an old converted Victorian house because the rent his cheap, he figures he's in for a lot of annoying oddities in the place. However, he hadn't planned on a tiny man in his wall. He hadn't planned on falling in love.

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    18 Jul 2025

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    Edward Teach moves into an old converted Victorian house because the rent his cheap, he figures he's in for a lot of annoying oddities in the place. However, he hadn't planned on a tiny man in his wall. He hadn't planned on falling in love.

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    18 Jul 2025

  4. Rec 1

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    Edward Teach arrives at his AirHotel to find it's the fanciest house he's ever seen. The host has left him all kinds of luxurious treats, including the most comfortable pair of slippers.

    The more he finds out about his absent host, Stede Edward Harcourt Bonnet, the more bewitched he becomes.

    When he accidentally stumbles across Stede's favourite sex toy one evening, a whole new world of self-discovery is opened up for both of them from across the globe.

    They do their best to navigate the unexpected situation they find themselves in, and learn to accept themselves as they accept each other.

    A beautiful and unique story, I’ve loved podficcing this.
    Please note it gets very EXPLICT

    Cover art by me

    Link below is to the full playlist of 13 chapters

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    05 Jun 2025

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    “You’re buying those jeans, right?”
    Stede’s lips make a shy little almost-smile. “I’m… considering it. Do you think they look all right?”
    Fuck it, Ed decides. Time to go for broke. “Look, mate, what I think is that anyone who sees you in those jeans is immediately gonna start wondering how fast they can get you out of ’em.”

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    16 Mar 2025

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