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Prism helps little Robert with some nightmares
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Definitely a dispatch request book!!! by DefinitelyNotRacoons
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
11 Feb 2026
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I'm taking dispatch requests for Valentine's day! Leave your request in the comments and I'll try to get to as many as I can before Valentine's!
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Roberts never let anyone help with his regression before, hell he's never even told anyone about it before SDN. That was about to change
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In an attempt to ignore all of his other instincts Robert becomes a bit over reliant on caring for Beef and ends up making himself sick as a result. Luckily the z-team is here to help
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With Chase no longer on the brink of death and a host of new powers to back him up thanks to blazers amulet he wants to take charge of Roberts care while in little space. As Robert current caregiver, Flambae of NOT happy with this. Robert meanwhile has no idea he's being fought over.
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While Chad is trying to be a good person by escorting Robert home, they get hit by a superpower that makes it very painful for them to be more than a few feet apart. In trying to figure out how to be together under these new conditions, they learn a lot more about each other and slowly fall in love.
Or, the Reverse Social Distance AU that emmasmoke8 keeps yapping about on Tumblr
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Trigger Warning: Implied/referenced self-harm, body dysmorphic disorder, jokes about murder/suicide, more to be added- Language:
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12 Feb 2026
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Robert Robertson the III knew his body was different after his coma. It was obvious to anyone who pointed out how small he was. And unfortunately, many many people pointed that out.
So he pushes himself to get better. Perhaps too much. But he was Mecha Man. And Mecha Man had to get up.When Robbie Robertson time travels to 2022 due to an incident with the Astral Pulse, the first thing he asks is why his son is so small.
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20 Jan 2026
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“It’s not a real kid, Chase.”
Chase is technically underage, he’s a year away from being able to drink but the bartender didn’t bother to check his ID. Chase has always looked a little older than he was, it works in his favor now.
Nobody at a hero bar like this would assume he was so young.
“How the fuck do you think that?” Chase asks, spits. His hands still shake with the memory of it. The beer in his hand shakes with the tremors of his hands. “How the fuck do you do it?”
Mechaman sighs, deep, disappointed. He leans back, taking his whiskey with him.
The rest of the Brave Brigade was downstairs, drinking in victory, dancing with the other heroes, celebrating.
“It’s the Astral Pulse.”
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08 Jan 2026
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Months after Shroud's arrest, the defeat of the Red Ring, and welcoming Sonar back onto the team, Mecha Man falls out of the sky again.
But this time, Robert watches it happen from the ground.Or
Robert “Robbie” Robertson the Second encounters a villain with the ability to split timelines and knocks him out of the sky. He wasn’t expecting to wake up to meet his son years in the future - with a Mecha Man suit of his own and a team of ex- villains hanging onto his every word.
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07 Jan 2026
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Robert Robertson never wanted to be an omega. It got in the way, complicated things. That's why he's been on suppressants since he presented. Seventeen years later and his body is breaking under the strain. He needs to stop taking them. Robert isn't good at taking care of himself on the best of days. How is he supposed to deal with the challenge of learning how to deal with his secondary gender?
Herman has always liked his boss. He thinks Robert is a great man, a great hero. Robert is kind and patient and understanding and always makes Herm's day better, so when Robert reveals that he's an omega Herman's instincts go into overdrive. He wants to care for Robert, in whatever form the other man will accept.
In which Robert finds it difficult to accept help but Waterboy persists.
This updates Tuesday and Friday, with extras when I’m able!
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06 Jan 2026