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When Your Name Was Everywhere by kittykatthetacodemon
Fandoms: Hobbs & Shaw (2019), Fast & Furious (Movies)
24 Jun 2023
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Hobbs didn't think it was a problem that Deckard Shaw had been hit by a witch-curse. That sort of shit happened to everyone. The actual problem was that the curse hadn't been meant for Deckard Shaw at all—it was meant for Owen Shaw, and that was when big brother Deck got slapped with a two-for-one, big-fucking-deal, problematic problem.
Because Owen Shaw didn't do things by half-measures, and neither did the people trying to curse him.
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Anastrophe by kittykatthetacodemon
Fandoms: Hobbs & Shaw (2019), Fast and the Furious Series
31 Aug 2019
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Anastrophe (noun): a rhetorical device; the inversion of the usual order of words or clauses.
In which Deckard Shaw is good with kids, Samantha Hobbs gets what she wants, Hattie Shaw is always right, and Luke Hobbs is along for the ride. Shaw and Hobbs do everything backwards, and the macho manly idiots would rather take a bullet than admit to having stupid fiddly little things like "feelings."
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Stede can’t help crying out in pain, in the next beat, finally giving in when an instinctive sound comes up. It’s loud, and the crew goes dead silent around him.
Stede doesn’t even notice. He’s just trying to breathe, skin tugging painfully, when a door bangs open at the opposite end of the ship.
“What the fuck was that?” Ed demands from afar, voice heard easily over the crash of the sea around them. “Was that Stede? Where the fuck is he?”
“Oh, no,” Lucius says quietly.
“If you jump overboard, babe, I swear I’ll come back for you,” Black Pete promises him.
or: lucius accidentally gives stede a flesh wound, and ed loses his mind like they're not all pirates.
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“The fuck?” Ed manages, instantly getting his foot stuck in a nearby bucket.
“Sh-shh!” Stede pushes two fingers against his lips to shut him up.
Ed goes still and a bit cross-eyed, staring down at the hand on his mouth. Stede moves it away, with a mouthed “sorry!” focusing intently on the sounds outside the shed instead.
In the alley, hurried steps and shouting voices rush past; they catch fragments of: “Where the fuck did they go then?” or “Keep looking!” and even “The short one looks like a bloody birthday cake, how do you lose that—”
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Of Course, You Know, This Means War by angelskuuipo for khaleesian
Fandoms: Fast and the Furious Series, Fast and the Furious (2001)
16 Apr 2012
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A picnic leads to some interesting discoveries.