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you get taken all the time for a fool by DittyWitty
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 May 2023
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In a weird multiverse twist of events: Spider-man is not close with Deadpool. But Peter Parker is.
Sure, Peter patrols with Deadpool. Very rarely though. Sometimes they’ll even get shitty street food after.
That’s the extent of Deadpool and Spider-man's partnership.
Peter Parker, the 29 year old, slightly broke and a bit socially inept guy from Queens, would consider Wade Wilson his closest friend. Maybe even his “bestie” as Wade calls it.
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dick discriminate by DittyWitty
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Apr 2023
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The one where MJ is a not-starving-artist living off commissions, smokes maybe a bit too much weed, and has Peter Parker as a best friend. Who is also Spider-man. Who also can't stop getting shot, or stop rambling about his embarrassing crush.
She wouldn't have it any other way.
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because their minds are made up (and of course it's all okay, to carry on that way) by DittyWitty
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Jan 2023
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“Joaquin! Jay! Thank god you’re here.” Bucky runs up to him, and Joaquin instantly mirrors his panicked expression.
“What happened? Is Sam okay? He didn’t..”
“No! No. He’s fine, he’s awake. It’s just..” Bucky trails off, not sure how to phrase it.
“What Bucky? He’s what?” Joaquin presses. Bucky looks around, making sure there are no secret cameras and that this isn’t an elaborate prank. He lowers his voice. “He thinks we’re married.”
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Peter Loves two things: Rain and Sam Ecklund. It's only fitting that Rain brought them together.
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Peter and Sam go to Madison's Graduation Party, but the cops crash it.
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It isn’t supposed to feel like this. Even after everything, his whole life, all the people who have left, the expanse of empty sheets in the morning a familiar sight—even after all that, Buck is still a romantic, deep down. He still thought if you found someone who stuck around for years, and you let them in and let them see the real you, and then they kissed you and took you to bed, then that was it, the happily ever after. At the very least they’d be there in the morning.
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28 May 2026
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Buck, 27
FirefighterWhat made me apply for Love is Blind? Uh, well, it's been a couple of months since my last serious relationship ended. Which was also my first serious relationship. But I feel like I'm ready for a real commitment. That, and one of my coworkers made me apply, so if this all goes wrong, blame Chimney.
Eddie, 28
FirefighterMy sisters actually applied for me. They said it wouldn't be like other dating shows, that's its meant to be like a science experiment. My wife- sorry, my ex-wife, still getting used to it, divorced me fairly recently. I want to get back in the dating pool, but it's hard when you're a single dad. I'd like to find a real connection, and somehow this seems preferable to having my tía set me up on dates with her friends’ daughters.
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Buck and Eddie meet on Love is Blind, and find themselves more drawn to each other than the women they're supposed to be falling in love with.Bookmarked by DittyWitty
08 Feb 2026
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the right direction by comewithmeforarest (idontreallylikebutterflies)
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
08 Aug 2025
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“I drink coffee every day, Buck. You have to stop looking at me like that.”
“Like what?” Buck asks, innocently.
“Like you're worried about me — I'm fine.”
Buck could reply to that in a thousand different ways. All of them are less humiliating than the one reply he blurts out, which is, “I know you were home the other day.”
Eddie and Buck drive up to Seattle to deliver all the belongings that wouldn't fit in Christopher's suitcase to his dorm room. They also, while on the road, confront the way their friendship is changing.
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08 Aug 2025
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“Eddie, you’re scaring me,” Buck says in the quiet of the room. “Do you-- do you know what day it is?”
“Friday,” Eddie answers, tongue thick like his throat is stuffed with cotton.
“Yeah,” Buck confirms. “And-- do you know my full name?”
Eddie swallows. “Evan Buckley,” he says definitively, but--
He finally turns to look at Buck’s face, and it’s like he’s waiting for Eddie to keep going. Like Eddie had gotten it wrong. Buck’s face melts, his brows pinched together, and Eddie--
He doesn’t know what the hell is going on.
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Eddie loves every version of Buck. And Buck? Well, he’s starting to realize every version of Buck loves him right back. If only Eddie could get back home to tell him that.
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