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    When uptight programmer John Irving moves into a dilapidated London flat with his best friends, he's just happy to be paying below market rate for rent. However, he'd failed to account for a few unexpected elements. Such as Ned's obnoxious childhood friend, Solomon Tozer, crashing on the sofa indefinitely. And, of course, the ghost of a long-dead madman named Cornelius Hickey, who's bent on making John's life a living hell...
     


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    The Haunting of John Irving: A Sex Comedy in Four Acts
    featuring
    some Hapless Flatmates - an Unwelcome Houseguest - a few Dead Victorians - a Devious Seduction - much Scheming, Plotting, & Carrying-On - a Pair of Competent Ghost Hunters - various & sundry Erotic Revelations, of a Personal Nature - and, by certain standards, a Happy Ending.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Damian looks at his notebook, scanning his research.

    Combining what info the internet has provided on good romantic partners, along with some of his own preferences, she’s statistically the best option.

    “Hm. Yes, you will do.”

    “Oh! Uhh… what?...”

    Damian’s family are pestering him to be more of a normal teenager. He doesn’t want to be more of a normal teenager. The average teens he observes at school are brainless savages. But his family is getting so annoying about it he’d do almost anything to get them to shut up.

    Then Marinette Dupain-Cheng transfers to his school. She’s intelligent, quiet, respectful of his boundaries— generally acceptable.

    His family want normal teen behavior? Fine. He’ll bring a girlfriend home.

    “Will you be my girlfriend?”

    Marinette blinks. Ya know what? This might as well happen.

    “Sure.”

     

    Daminette as told through equally socially unaware messes, general misunderstandings of each other's skill and experience, and a total lack of awareness as to how many flowers are too many flowers.

    Portuguese translation!
    Tradução em português!
    link da tradução nas notas do capítulo 1

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    09 Jan 2026

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    At the end of first year, Harry pocketed the Philosopher's Stone- in a secret pocket that everyone else missed.

    Now, two years later, Harry is in his third year, his friends are having the time of their lives in Hogsmeade, there's an escaped mass murderer running around, and Harry is going stir-crazy. Fortunately, the twins have a solution! Although- they're going to need something in return, and it needs to be good.

    Good thing Harry kept that Stone, huh?

    And then things go completely bat-shit crazy.

    (featuring the Marauders vs 1993, an exhausted Professor Lupin, a bewildered Harry Potter, and an opportunistic Hermione Granger)

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    08 Jan 2026

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    “I’d rather eat a bowl full of worms than Boromir’s cooking,” Pippin said. “And I’ve eaten loads of worms.” In which Pippin reveals a secret, Legolas has a new experience, and Sam is the only person in the Company with any class.

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    05 Sep 2025

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    “Okie-dokes.” Kuroba shakes himself, and then turns to wave at the waiting group of suspects and witnesses with a reassuring smile. They stare blankly at him.

    “They’re traumatized, Kaito-san.”

    “I know. That’s why I’m being nice.”

    Shinichi grabs Kuroba’s jacket and starts yanking him toward the group, ignoring his annoyed muttering. In Kuroba’s defense, he’s very good at looking reassuring. It’s just a lot less effective when he’s standing next to the corpse.

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    When a magician seemingly murders an audience member in the middle of a show, no one but Conan can even begin to figure out all the tricks of this case. Naturally, Megure talks to Nakamori, who recommends the one and only magic expert that he knows: Kuroba Kaito.

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    28 Jul 2025