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Edward Elric winking and giving a thumbs up over his shoulder to the camera, in front of Roy Mustang who has a vacant smile on his face like he just heard something brain-breaking



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    These fics are my personal favorites of my work! Please check them out if you're familiar with the fandoms, or if you like to live dangerously.

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    Because I don't want to inflict a twenty-fandom wall-o-tags on anyone.

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    This collection, as the title indicates, contains works written for other people, including exchanges, trades, and "surprise! here's a fic!"

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    Two protagonists smush faces, hold hands, and live happily ever after probably.

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    For various reasons, Yusuke keeps winding up crossdressing and Kurama keeps getting sex out of it.

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    The claiming ceremony itself would take place in the Central Stadium, and the bleachers, for what the young alchemist could see, were already full to the brim with people and reporters.

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  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    "We specifically ordered two rooms." Al's voice gets quieter, which only makes it more terrifying. The innkeeper looks like he's about to shit himself, but still braves on.

    "We're terribly sorry, but you haven't paid a deposit and all other rooms are currently occupied, there's only one left."

    Roy can only imagine the death glare on the colonel's face, because the innkeeper suddenly blanches. Having the ire of the Golden Hero of Ishval directed at you is not something Roy would wish on anyone.

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  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    Royal Mustang soon learns that "wine duty" means something very different to Xerxesian royalty.

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  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    “What do you want?” Roy murmured into the humid space between their lips.

     

    Ed leaned back just enough for his eyes to meet Roy's. He looked debauched, ravenous, and like he had plans for Roy. There was smoldering heat in his eyes when he said, “I wanna fuck you.”

     

    How convenient. When Ed looked like this—hungry, dangerous, a little feral—that was what Roy wanted, too.

     

     

    An established relationship Ed/Roy fic, featuring:
    - Ed's competence kink
    - very toppy Ed intent on overstimulating the fuck out of Roy
    - Roy being very into that
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    - some sappiness

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  5. Public Bookmark 35

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    The whole genderfluid thing isn’t anything new in the military circle (even if people didn’t really understand it, or like it, or respect Roy’s preferences,) but it still seems like no one gets it, or at least they didn’t until Roy swished their hips and breezed into the ballroom like they were walking into their own party.

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