ElijahDarling
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Overqualified by ElijahDarling for litra
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2020
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"He doesn’t tell Lan Zhan any of this. Lan Zhan is the sole reason he even attempted to look somewhat put together these days, and he knows he’s not pulling it off, okay, but he’s gotten really good at being in denial about this roughly 80% of the time and no one needs to know what his headspace is like that other 20%."
Wei Ying had money troubles until he suddenly doesn't.
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"Oh dear" [Meta] by ElijahDarling
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Jul 2019
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I rewatched episode three (as one does) and Thoughts poured out about Aziraphale and his relationship with God.
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let's make today great by ElijahDarling for TeaNSympathy, litra, 365paperdolls
Fandoms: For the People (TV 2018)
17 Mar 2019
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"Roger Gunn’s administrative assistant has been his administrative assistant since the job title was 'secretary'."
Leonard Knox should never have been able to put that lunch in Roger's planner.
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- Part 10 of Ten Week Countdown to Season Two
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"Before she learned to read, she organized by color."
Kate Littlejohn isn't a lover of mess.
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- Part 9 of Ten Week Countdown to Season Two
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"The last minute hit piece before the polls opened had caused an apocalyptic reaction in the Knox family - though an outsider would have never been able to tell with the perfectly put on smiles and composed dispositions. Still, Leonard feels the grip of his mother’s hand on his arm like a hot brand and sees only bared teeth while cameras flash and capture her polite smile.
“Fix this.” She murmurs."
Leonard asks Seth to be his last minute date.
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The Misadventures of Betty Boop and Peter Parker aka Sandra and Leonard Make a Porno by ElijahDarling
Fandom: For the People (TV 2018)
02 Sep 2018
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Jiang Cheng just blows his breath out and rolls his eyes right back at Wei Wuxian. "Stop being an asshole," he says. "You're lucky this is being set up for you. Do you know how many people would die--literally die--to get the chance to be betrothed to Lan Wangji?"
"Betrothed." Wei Wuxian rolls the word around in his mouth. "It even sounds stupid."
Or, an arranged marriage canon-divergent fic where the war doesn't happen, the golden core loss doesn't happen, but Jiang Fengmian and Madame Yu still die, Jiang Cheng is the sect leader, and Lan Wangji is still called Hanguang-jun because, well, look at him.
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28 Oct 2021
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What It Looks Like by phnelt for el_em_en_oh_pee
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Mar 2021
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So the thing about being a professional submissive, in Wei Ying’s opinion, is that it requires a lot more project management than most people think. Like, when he tells people about his job, they’re always like “oh but how do you take care of the bruises,” or “how do you store your elaborate harness get-ups” and sure, he has plans for all of that, but no one is asking the real questions, like: “How do you remember everyone’s preferred forms of address and also all of their physical home addresses?”
He’s definitely going to have a whole chapter on database management and information storage in his thesis (Plan D: Precarious Labour and the Grey Economy, a comparative perspective).
Which is how he ends up going “Oh no, sir, not the clamps! I mean, shit, fuck, daddy, don’t.” He’s definitely not getting a tip today.
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06 Apr 2021
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The good news is that Lan Jingyi has found a mentor, friend, and constant companion through the difficulties in life.
The bad news is that that’s because he’s been accidentally possessed by the Yiling Patriarch.
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21 Dec 2020
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only bought this dress so you could take it off by mirrorofprinces
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Nov 2020
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In any case, he has to get himself under control. He cares about Wei Ying, so much so that he cannot, should not, do anything to disrupt the peace in their home. Wei Ying allowed him into his life, introducing him to the people he loves most, trusting him with a secret that is easy to judge and misunderstand. More importantly, Lan Zhan does not want him living in a motel again. No, it’s easier on his heart to know that Wei Ying is down the hall, safe, comfortable, and off-limits.
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22 Nov 2020
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"Betrothed," Wei Ying says indignantly.
Lan Wangji can't stop his gaze from darting up to him. Wei Ying understands. Wei Ying is looking at him, wide-eyed and upset on his behalf.
"And you don't even like her," Wei Ying says.
"I don't even know her," Lan Wangji says quietly.
"But even if you did—" Wei Ying starts.
"I wouldn't want this," Lan Wangji finishes.
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Bookmarked by ElijahDarling
19 Nov 2020