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There was something off about all these people who claim to be from Denver.
__The main four are chosen to go on an exchange program with another school and this is an outsider's opinions of them and the nonsensical chaos they bring to his town.
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K2, but what if they were rubber duckies (and in love).
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- Part 1 of K2 as _____ (and in love)
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Arcade Token: why is the first thing I see the moment I’m online is my boyfriend and girlfriend in an alternate dimension againArcade Token: I was away for three(3) hours how did you both manage this
truckdog: to be fair it was entirely an accident this time
Main Three, Craig’s gang and Bebe + Wendy live on the same apartment floor for college. They make a gc and shenanigans ensue.
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"No it isn't. People die from the flu. A lot of people, in fact. I googled it."
"You can google anything and it'll tell you you've got stage 4 cancer."
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OR: Kyle is down with the flu and Kenny is his woefully unprepared caretaker.
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"Who.. are you?" Kyle asks again, completely fixed on Kenny. Well damn, okay. Guess Stan should just die then.
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Kyle gets his wisdom tooth removed and forgets who his boyfriend is.
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The series where I draw K2 as random objects.
and also in love.
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Seven Siblings And A Lost Childhood by EmergencyExitsOnly
Fandom The Umbrella Academy (TV)
22 Apr 2019
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A collection of fics starring the shenaningans the Hargreeves siblings gets up to after they time travelled back in time. With the second chance presented to them, they decided to live the childhood they never experienced first time round.
Takes place after season 1 and each can be read as a stand alone.
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Viper in the Grass by elegantflipflop2
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 Sep 2022
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Jiang Cheng didn’t want to die, but he also never wanted to wake up in the body of a fifteen year old Second Lady Jiang. He’s not sure what to do, but as long as he’s stuck reliving his teenage years, he’s going to make sure that the looming Wen threat is eliminated.
Now if only everyone around him would stop concentrating on his love life.
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“Millicent Puddin’ Thompson,” Nicholas D. Wolfwood says in his most plaintive voice.
Milly, both honed in on his current plight like a worm vulture to a sweet carcass and also blissfully unaware of anything and everything that doesn’t have to do with the knitting in her hands, interrupts him to reply, “That’s not my name, silly.”
“Camille-y, Emilie, Emilia,” Nicholas tries, flinging an arm over his eyes as Milly giggles, “Mildred, Amelia. Maximilian von Tomas, I have a life-or-death request t’make of ya.”
“Do you need more tea, mister priest?” Milly, light of his life and the bane of his existence all wrapped up in one beautiful six-foot package of a stun-gun shell brunette, stretches from her comfy side-lean against the arm of the couch in order to ruffle his hair.
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- Part 3 of Post-Canon Polygun
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06 May 2026
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“Do you believe that all people are good?”
Wolfwood frowns around his cigarette. “Loaded question.”
“It isn’t,” Millie denies, then frowns. “Or, well, it is, but…” Her fingers drum at the swell of her cheek, a quick one-two-three pattern. She’s a fidgeter, Millie Thompson. Never obtrusively, but enough to give off the impression of needing to be constantly in motion. She’ll adjust her tie or tighten the strap of her stun gun, tug out a crease in her pants. Polite, never bothersome, but a little restless… It makes Wolfwood wonder what she might look like at home where she’s safe and doesn’t have to worry about being a burden to other people.
What a nasty word that is, burden. Wolfwood sucks hard on his cigarette like he could burn the thing off his tongue, as he’d like to with every other remnant he still has of his old mentor.
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Millie approaches Wolfwood with a moral dilemma, of sorts.
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06 May 2026
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The Measure Of A Man by auroralightss
Published: 2025-10-16
Work ID: 72575721Relationship Tags:
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“Do you believe that all people are good?”
Wolfwood frowns around his cigarette. “Loaded question.”
“It isn’t,” Millie denies, then frowns. “Or, well, it is, but…” Her fingers drum at the swell of her cheek, a quick one-two-three pattern. She’s a fidgeter, Millie Thompson. Never obtrusively, but enough to give off the impression of needing to be constantly in motion. She’ll adjust her tie or tighten the strap of her stun gun, tug out a crease in her pants. Polite, never bothersome, but a little restless… It makes Wolfwood wonder what she might look like at home where she’s safe and doesn’t have to worry about being a burden to other people.
What a nasty word that is, burden. Wolfwood sucks hard on his cigarette like he could burn the thing off his tongue, as he’d like to with every other remnant he still has of his old mentor.
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Millie approaches Wolfwood with a moral dilemma, of sorts.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/05/06
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yearning by wolframvonbielefeld (yaoicocainebear)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
23 Oct 2018
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Thirteen years I have spent without you, Wei Ying, but my yearning has been fruitful.
Your - our son has grown up well.
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- Part 2 of come morning light
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06 May 2026
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yearning by wolframvonbielefeld (yaoicocainebear)
Part 2 of come morning lightSeries Information:
ID: 1336909
Words: 17,311 | Works: 5 | Complete: No | Bookmarks: 444
Description:My personal canonverse-compliant fics for MDZS, as well as a continuous postcanon.
EDIT 15/03/2021: You have blanket permission to podfic, remix, post other fanwork or art for this fic series, as long as you let me know in a comment!
Published: 2018-10-23
Work ID: 16385081Relationship Tags:
• Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
• Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui & Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji
• implied zhuiling - Relationship
• Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén & Lán Zhàn | Lán WàngīWork Summary:
Thirteen years I have spent without you, Wei Ying, but my yearning has been fruitful.
Your - our son has grown up well.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/05/06
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“Who told you you’re stupid?” Nick demands instantly; the reaction she’d predicted, when she ran over this conversation in her head. He’s sat up as well, lips pursed. “The hell you are.”
“Nobody told me,” Millie says with a sheepish laugh. She rubs the side of her neck, where the skin has begun to warm. “You don’t have to… I mean, I really don’t want either of you to be upset. It’s not like something someone said to me got under my skin. I just…”
It would be hard for anybody, wouldn’t it? Living in a house with these three. Vash and Meryl are geniuses, the once-in-a-lifetime kind. Vash knows things Millie hasn’t even begun to scratch the surface on, a math and history whiz, and Meryl’s so quick on her feet, so articulate. Nick’s a genius with people, subtle and sly; he can enter a room with crying children and have every kid either asleep or clinging to his leg by the time he’s ready to leave it. Millie ends up feeling lacklustre by comparison a lot of the time, and that’s fine, because at least she gets to be around them. But…
“Mm, I don’t know,” Millie finally says, and lets out a weak laugh.
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Millie approaches her partners with an insecurity.
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30 Apr 2026
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Published: 2025-05-20
Work ID: 65717365Relationship Tags:
• Meryl Stryfe/Milly Thompson/Nicholas D. Wolfwood
• Meryl Stryfe/Milly Thompson
• Milly Thompson/Nicholas D. Wolfwood
• Milly Thompson/Vash the Stampede
• Meryl Stryfe/Milly Thompson/Vash the Stampede/Nicholas D. WolfwoodWork Summary:
“Who told you you’re stupid?” Nick demands instantly; the reaction she’d predicted, when she ran over this conversation in her head. He’s sat up as well, lips pursed. “The hell you are.”
“Nobody told me,” Millie says with a sheepish laugh. She rubs the side of her neck, where the skin has begun to warm. “You don’t have to… I mean, I really don’t want either of you to be upset. It’s not like something someone said to me got under my skin. I just…”
It would be hard for anybody, wouldn’t it? Living in a house with these three. Vash and Meryl are geniuses, the once-in-a-lifetime kind. Vash knows things Millie hasn’t even begun to scratch the surface on, a math and history whiz, and Meryl’s so quick on her feet, so articulate. Nick’s a genius with people, subtle and sly; he can enter a room with crying children and have every kid either asleep or clinging to his leg by the time he’s ready to leave it. Millie ends up feeling lacklustre by comparison a lot of the time, and that’s fine, because at least she gets to be around them. But…
“Mm, I don’t know,” Millie finally says, and lets out a weak laugh.
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Millie approaches her partners with an insecurity.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/05/02