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• Strange Man Dressed Like Shadow the Hedgehog by ProfessorBird (FluffyEnderPug)

  Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  06 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Drowned (Minecraft)/Tyler Lennon Hogan | FluffyEnderPug
  • Drowned (Minecraft)
  • Tyler Lennon Hogan | FluffyEnderPug
  • Crack
  • Crack Relationships
  • Attempted Murder
  • Trespassing
  • Falling In Love
  • Human/Monster Romance
  • this is just a short joke
  • References to Sonic the Hedgehog

  Summary

  A Drowned sees a trespasser :3

  Series

  • Part 4 of Video Tie-in Joke Fics (2025 onward)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  90

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Hits:

  7

• In Which the Narrator Goes 'Splat' by ProfessorBird (FluffyEnderPug)

  Fandoms: Into the Woods - Sondheim/Lapine  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Major Character Death
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  09 Aug 2025

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Baker & Giant's Wife & Jack & Little Red Riding Hood & Mysterious Man & Witch (Into the Woods)
  • Mysterious Man (Into the Woods)
  • Giant's Wife (Into the Woods)
  • Baker (Into the Woods)
  • Witch (Into the Woods)
  • Little Red Riding Hood (Into the Woods)
  • Jack (Into the Woods)
  • Rewrite
  • Parody
  • this is mostly made to be funny to me and my friend
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Swearing
  • it's mostly just taking a serious scene and making it no longer serious idk
  • Autistic Jack (Into the Woods)
  • it's not important to the plot and comes up in one line but i thought i'd mention it
  • Little Red Riding Hood Being Little Red Riding Hood (Into the Woods)
  • Implied/Referenced Vore
  • the Mysterious Man lowkey being a freak
  • Death
  • Canonical Character Death
  • Gift Fic
  • Crack

  Summary

  Joking rewrite of the scene where the Narrator gets sacrificed as a birthday gift to my friend Dominic

  This is very unserious and bad

  Series

  • Part 20 of Crack Fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  207

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  32

• Berry X Bread (2019) by ProfessorBird (FluffyEnderPug)

  Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  07 Aug 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Berry/Bread (Minecraft)
  • Berry (Minecraft)
  • Bread (Minecraft)
  • POV First Person
  • Crack
  • Crack Relationships

  Summary

  Joke fic I posted on Wattpad in 2019 and never posted here. I think it was a prequel to Drowned x Berry?

  Series

  • Part 3 of Drowned X Berry
  • Part 19 of Crack Fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  52

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  7

• Drowned X Berry X Seed (2019) by ProfessorBird (FluffyEnderPug)

  Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen, Multi
  • Complete Work

  07 Aug 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Berry/Drowned/Wheat Seed (Minecraft)
  • Cameron | Bravery The Beast & Tyler Lennon Hogan | FluffyEnderPug
  • Berry/Wheat Seed (Minecraft)
  • Drowned/Berry (Minecraft)
  • Drowned (Minecraft)
  • Berry (Minecraft)
  • Wheat Seed (Minecraft)
  • Tyler Lennon Hogan | FluffyEnderPug
  • Cameron | Bravery The Beast
  • Crack
  • Crack Relationships
  • Humor
  • Meta
  • POV First Person
  • POV Alternating
  • Parting Ways
  • Childhood Friends
  • twist ending
  • if you even wanna call it that
  • this is very unserious

  Summary

  Joke fic I had posted on Wattpad in 2019 and apparently never posted here

  Series

  • Part 18 of Crack Fics
  • Part 2 of Drowned X Berry

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  307

  Chapters:

  5/5

  Hits:

  15

• That's Not Sonic by ProfessorBird (FluffyEnderPug)

  Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (Cartoon), Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  26 Jul 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Scratch (Sonic the Hedgehog)/Sonic Man
  • Scratch (Sonic the Hedgehog)
  • Sonic Man
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • kinda seriously
  • not super seriously
  • Crack Relationships
  • this is a joke
  • First Meetings
  • Meet-Cute
  • Confidence
  • Robot/Human Relationships
  • Falling In Love
  • Love at First Sight
  • Cute
  • Getting asked out
  • Gay Panic

  Summary

  Scratch meets Sonic Man and it's gay

  Series

  • Part 3 of Video Tie-in Joke Fics (2025 onward)
  • Part 22 of Crack Fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  197

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  11