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Most people don't need an ancient Sumerian ritual to summon their estranged husband, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
The residents of the Hazbin Hotel will need archaic forbidden magic to protect all of Hell from destruction. These pompous modern overlords have forgotten the ways of the elder ones, but they'll learn the hard way from the woman who won her freedom from an ancient demon and got him to put a ring on it. Amicable separations are for mature adults—and nobody is more mature than the woman who was once offered as a human virgin sacrifice, thank you very much.
You just need the Radio Demon to stop sticking his nosy antlers where they don't belong. He is burnt sugar and bad intentions, and baby, you've seen it all before.
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23 Nov 2025
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So. Tonight you're going to die a horrible, painful, yet oddly creative death like your fallen coworkers. Or! You're going to play every reverse uno-card in the book to scrape by long enough to complete the mission you were given, and put an end to this nightmare.
Good luck, new hire!Series
- Part 1 of just keep playing along
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- 15/25
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20 Apr 2025
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Welcome to the Fazbear Entertainment family! We’re absolutely thrilled to have you as our new manager. We can’t wait to see how you’ll bring your vision to life as you manage and rebuild one of our most beloved establishments. We’re sure you’ll rise to the challenge!
That said, we do recommend proceeding with caution—this building requires extensive repairs, and our animatronics may need a little extra attention. Fortunately, with your robotics background, we know our stars and robotic staff are in good hands. Just a friendly reminder: sometimes our animatronics can be a little… quirky—nothing to be alarmed about, just part of the charm!
Please be sure to adhere to our policies and take all necessary precautions. Remember, Fazbear Entertainment cannot be held liable for injuries, mutilations, or—on rare occasions—death, should the rules not be followed. Stay safe, and enjoy your time with us!
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15 Apr 2025
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fight so dirty (but you love so deep) by foxflowers
Fandoms: Fields of Mistria (Video Game)
04 Feb 2025
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Move to Mistria. Fall in love with the guy you hate. Whatever.
---It's useless. You try to put a little weight on your ankle. Your ankle, which is swollen and stubborn and beyond finished with your shenanigans - it screams again when you try to stand on it, and you nearly get your wish, letting out a small shriek as it gives out and you crumple—
But March is there, ducking under your arm and hoisting you up. Quick to the trigger, of course. Another fucking point for him, you think woozily as he grunts under your weight. “Just calm down, for god's sake,” he grits out, trying to manoeuvre you both back to the anvil. “It's fine.”
It doesn't feel fine, your shame and fear eating you alive, but you say nothing.
You chance a glance up at his expression, his face so close to your own. His eyes are narrowed in focus, and the tips of his ears are red. It takes your breath away, and you try to blame it on the pain.
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17 Mar 2025
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The Dragonguard has enlisted in your help into teaching them how to fend off the Demon Lord's army, only to be ambushed by his highest general, the Dark Knight!
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The kids rope you into their antics along with Balor :)Cross posted from my tumblr: ButterBeair
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17 Mar 2025
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Living in the middle of nowhere, you find yourself with some unexpected visitors on your property. You decide to let them stay with you in your home, because what’s another lost soul or two in an otherwise empty house?
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- Part 1 of Mending Souls
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- 30/30
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29 Jan 2025
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Bara Sans ONESHOTS by yanyansguts for Tyrant_Tortoise
Fandoms: Undertale, Underfell - Fandom, underswap, Bara - Fandom
26 Nov 2017
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Just random short stories of your loveable big skeletons!
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29 Jan 2025
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You're a modestly successful fiction writer living in rural Alaska; just you, your dog, and your horse in a small cabin on a large piece of property in the shadow of a mighty mountain range. You're used the the quiet, enjoy it even, but when you start having recurring dreams of a strange skeleton visiting you in the night you wonder if the solitude might be starting to get to you...at least until you realize you're not dreaming at all because Sans is, in fact, a real, live monster. Friendship, romance, and shenanigans ensue.
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29 Jan 2025
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Monsters Don't Do Background Checks by saltedpeppermintmocha
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
20 Jan 2025
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Moving across the country and starting your life anew on the basis of a rumor may not be the smartest thing you've ever done...but, well, you're here.
If only you could stop running into that asshole skeleton, life would be pretty good.
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- 20/?
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22 Jan 2025
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You thought moving was supposed to be a chance to start fresh, but the past always follows you, even to sleepy little towns in the middle of nowhere.
Your new job at “Cosmic Botanical Gardens” isn’t for the faint of heart. The owners are incompetent and you quickly find you’re the only one who knows anything about botany or plant care.
It wouldn’t be too bad, except one of your employers is as prideful as he is stand-offish. That’s fine by you, though. That is… until his icy exterior cracks unexpectedly, leaving you with feelings you’d rather never experience again.
His solar counterpart is a stark contrast. Always energetic, always giving you an enthusiastic greeting. Despite his quick wit and sass, he makes you feel a type of security you haven’t felt in a long time. A friendship quickly blossoms where you hadn’t expected it to, leading to the formation of dangerous emotions.
But you are far too guarded to fall for anything, let alone anyone. You’ve seen what happens when you open your heart and allow others in. You’re not ready to be vulnerable again and you promise yourself not to allow the butterflies in your stomach to escape.
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06 Sep 2024
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You weren't a technician, you weren't a security guard, you weren't a daycare assistant. You're just an employee. Staff. The ‘jack-of-all-trades’ employee with mediocre at best skills and specialty in none, tasked with doing miscellaneous jobs that robots couldn't do and human staff couldn't care to. The job is unpredictable, but it pays good and it's relatively easy.
Except for the part where all the animatronics are more sentient than you thought, and you're roped into a mystery surrounding the Daycare Attendants, who are bit too curious about you for your liking.
You don't think this was in your employee contact.
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01 Sep 2024
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“Mr Montgomery...” you try again, taking a brave step forwards into the room, only to freeze in your tracks when a guttural growl travels through the darkness and cuts straight into your chest like the roll of approaching thunder.
“The Hell're you doin' in here, lady?”
Isn't that the million-dollar question.
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31 Aug 2024
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So you sold your soul without a moment's hesitation to save your sister's life and you're doomed to Hell for eternity, but it's not so bad. The owner of your soul seems to enjoy your presence enough to protect you from the worst that Hell has to offer and employ you as an assistant on his radio show, and after a seven-year sabbatical, seems to even have turned over enough of a new leaf that he inexplicably agrees to help with your friend's idea to open a hotel for rehabilitating sinners, even though he's made it clear multiple times that he doesn't think redemption is possible and cited that it's only for the entertainment of watching you all fail.
It takes you far longer than it probably should have to realize why he really agreed to help you.
[An anthology of events during and between Hazbin Hotel episodes with a tooth-rotting amount of fluff thrown in.]
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- Part 1 of Moonlight Sonata
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- 21/21
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20 Aug 2024
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You are starting fresh. You deserve it after the hell on earth that you have been through. Buying a beautiful house and trying to stop constantly looking over your shoulders, what happens when you find a Cathedral Radio sitting in a glass case in a room in your new home that had been previously sealed up?
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19 Aug 2024
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After tripping a mad wizard’s trap, Astarion—now blinded—must navigate the Underdark with Eleanor back to their crew. These two shitheads must cheat, stab, and flirt their way through flooded caves, monsters, and something hunting them in the dark. All while very confusing feelings begin to muddle up Astarion’s Very Simple plan.
Sequel to Feeding Alligators
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- Part 2 of these two shitheads
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- 43/43
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10 Jul 2024
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Backed into a corner Cassandra has to choose the lesser of two evils. To escape a forced marriage to Nevarran royalty she must enter into a marriage of convenience. A task made infinitely more unbearable when Varric is the only one able to take up the cause.
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02 Jun 2024
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Nina Hart gets sent from our world into the Mass Effect universe, accidentally preventing Nihlus’ death, and effectively altering events. What she knows about the Citadel and its population, should that information fall into the wrong hands, could mean the end of all life in the galaxy. But if she can gain the trust of Nihlus and the Normandy crew, she just might save it instead.
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- Part 1 of The Altered Universe Trilogy
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02 Jun 2024
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Katel was young when it happened, her leg became twisted and damaged.
Aju-Lei came all the way to Skyrim from Black Marsh to find his fortune.
On a cold, snowy day just like any other, their lives would intertwine.- Language:
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02 Jun 2024
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"She took a deep breath and turned back to the siblings, forcing a friendly and most definitely trustworthy smile. They both looked at her like she was off her rocker, and she had to concede that they were probably right. No sane person would truly believe that they’d been isekai’d into a fantasy video game. Certainly not in their pyjamas."
When Lo suddenly finds herself in the world of her favourite game, Baldur’s Gate 3, she figures that the best bet is to stick to the story she knows -- how hard could it be? However, with every attempt made to follow canon, Lo finds herself only derailing the game even further. It definitely doesn’t help matters either that Rolan, the wizard tiefling she’d not bothered to talk to in her play-through, seems entirely set on thwarting her every decision.
Needless to say…
This adventure certainly isn’t giving the ‘main-character energy’ Lo had hoped for.Bookmarked by FriendlyGeode
30 May 2024
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You weren't surprised when you woke up in the pod - you always did. After every victory or death or failure, you woke up right as that mind flayer forced that tadpole into your eye. You killed the chosen three an infinite amount of times, destroyed the elder brain more times than you could count - died even more! And yet, no matter what you did, you always woke up at the very beginning.
A lonely existence, for anyone, having to re-establish eternal loves and undying friendships all over again. It felt like a hopeless cause, having to play the same game over and over again. Resetting no matter how it ended. You thought it was an eternal, lonesome torture.
Until you find out a certain devil is suffering in the same hell.
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- Part 1 of Have you ever danced with the devil
- Language:
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- 109,842
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- 30/30
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26 Apr 2024