GetShrekdtFool



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 66

    Tags
    Summary

    "Technically," Tony sniffled. "That was only forty-six reasons."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,697
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    1,221
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    10,905

    03 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE SO CUTEEEE IT MAKES ME CRY

    this like a dopamine hit to the veins, saving for the eventual rainy day

  2. Public Bookmark 65

    Words:
    22,437
    Works:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    65

    17 Mar 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    cute little thing, dynamic is super cute. A nice little snack when u want some non serious fluff

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    An answer to a question you wouldn't think to ask is yes, there are postal offices in Hell. You would know, you fell into one when you got there. Now, after being tricked into signing a deal with the man who owns it you are now an eternal employee of that very same postal office. Now, how likely would it be that you will eventually be sent off to deliver a letter to one of the most dangerous individuals in Hell?

    Short answer, much more likely than you had anticipated. Long answer, would be this story.

    [Reader uses They/Them]

    [COMPLETED BEFORE S2//LAST EDITED: 01/26/25]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    134,030
    Chapters:
    50/50
    Comments:
    617
    Kudos:
    3,145
    Bookmarks:
    415
    Hits:
    79,642

    14 Feb 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AHHHHHH SOOO GOOOD! And a true gender neutral reader which I love. Squeaks is near and dear to my heart <3. Everyone is an asshole at some point and Alastor’s creepy I’m-gonna-kill-you-ness is at a good middle. He could, he tried, but he probably wouldn’t. Maybe. I can’t tell with him in this story which I gotta say characterization is mwah. He’s the little shit of an enigma we know him to be. Rosie is here, I love it. And we get to see reader be an ass to, scared at, mad at, sappy at, twinning with and all the in betweens with Alastor. Love this mean it- I HAVE to make fanart. If I get the motivation. So hopefully. Huzzah.

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The first thing you remembered after your death was an argument.
    “No, this isn’t one of my fucking sluts.” The man behind you exhaled, frustrated. “This is a present for you. Something to help you work through your Alastor fixation.”

    You awaken in Hell as the near-spitting image of a certain infamous radio host. Unfortunately for you, you immediately fall into the clutches of his nemesis.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,126
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    727
    Bookmarks:
    126
    Hits:
    14,362

    02 Feb 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Erm um… I’m just gonna drop this of riiiiiiiight here. Reader is the best part of this this thing. And how hot it is. So um…. yup.

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The kid looks at Alastor. Then at her spellbook. Then back at Alastor.

    "You're not a dog," she says.

    Alastor wrinkles his nose. "I should hope not."

    (Or: Six-year old witch, Imogen Woods, steals her late grandmother's spellbook and tries to summon a hellhound, hoping for a puppy to become her new familiar. Instead, she accidentally summons one of the most powerful beings in Hell, Alastor, the Radio Demon.

    They strike a deal where Alastor must celebrate Imogen's birthday on earth with her every year until she is eighteen. In return, he gets her soul ... terms and conditions permitting, of course. Unfortunately, deals are difficult to maintain when Alastor begins to feel like a father to the very witch who summoned him.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    109,166
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    997
    Kudos:
    4,984
    Bookmarks:
    1,491
    Hits:
    113,828

    20 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AWWWWWWW THIS IS SOOOOO CUTE and still getting updated. I think. Kinda sorta maybe deal, yknow? But the Alastor and Imogen family bond is amazing. Alastor’s characterization and humor is just amazing, like the deadpan humor and noise effects and dad jokes- I EAT IT UP EVERY TIME! Also the chapters where Alastor and Imogen are talking through the radio are precious and I love them very much. And Imogen is a stubborn traumatized girl with a grudge and Alastor is a stubborn egotistical maniac so the angst is angsty in a enemies but also I love you so much so only I can be mean to you kind of way and not a grrrr emo and I hate your evil guts kind of way. Ehhhhh maybe a little bit but like the perfect balance I think. Also also GROW SOME BALLS ALASTOR AND TALKKKKKKKKKKK. Communication is the next group therapy topic >:)