18 Bookmarks by GetShrekdtFool
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"Technically," Tony sniffled. "That was only forty-six reasons."
Bookmarked by GetShrekdtFool
03 Jun 2025
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SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE SO CUTEEEE IT MAKES ME CRY
this like a dopamine hit to the veins, saving for the eventual rainy day
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Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist by AvengersCompound (emilyevanston)
Fandom: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
07 May 2018
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- 22,437
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- 4
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Bookmarked by GetShrekdtFool
17 Mar 2025
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cute little thing, dynamic is super cute. A nice little snack when u want some non serious fluff
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An answer to a question you wouldn't think to ask is yes, there are postal offices in Hell. You would know, you fell into one when you got there. Now, after being tricked into signing a deal with the man who owns it you are now an eternal employee of that very same postal office. Now, how likely would it be that you will eventually be sent off to deliver a letter to one of the most dangerous individuals in Hell?
Short answer, much more likely than you had anticipated. Long answer, would be this story.
[Reader uses They/Them]
[COMPLETED BEFORE S2//LAST EDITED: 01/26/25]
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- English
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- 134,030
- Chapters:
- 50/50
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- 617
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- 3,146
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Bookmarked by GetShrekdtFool
14 Feb 2025
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AHHHHHH SOOO GOOOD! And a true gender neutral reader which I love. Squeaks is near and dear to my heart <3. Everyone is an asshole at some point and Alastor’s creepy I’m-gonna-kill-you-ness is at a good middle. He could, he tried, but he probably wouldn’t. Maybe. I can’t tell with him in this story which I gotta say characterization is mwah. He’s the little shit of an enigma we know him to be. Rosie is here, I love it. And we get to see reader be an ass to, scared at, mad at, sappy at, twinning with and all the in betweens with Alastor. Love this mean it- I HAVE to make fanart. If I get the motivation. So hopefully. Huzzah.
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The first thing you remembered after your death was an argument.
“No, this isn’t one of my fucking sluts.” The man behind you exhaled, frustrated. “This is a present for you. Something to help you work through your Alastor fixation.”You awaken in Hell as the near-spitting image of a certain infamous radio host. Unfortunately for you, you immediately fall into the clutches of his nemesis.
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- English
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- 43,126
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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Bookmarked by GetShrekdtFool
02 Feb 2025
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Erm um… I’m just gonna drop this of riiiiiiiight here. Reader is the best part of this this thing. And how hot it is. So um…. yup.
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Demon Summoning & Other Neat Party Tricks by whimsy__willow
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
10 Jun 2025
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The kid looks at Alastor. Then at her spellbook. Then back at Alastor.
"You're not a dog," she says.
Alastor wrinkles his nose. "I should hope not."
(Or: Six-year old witch, Imogen Woods, steals her late grandmother's spellbook and tries to summon a hellhound, hoping for a puppy to become her new familiar. Instead, she accidentally summons one of the most powerful beings in Hell, Alastor, the Radio Demon.
They strike a deal where Alastor must celebrate Imogen's birthday on earth with her every year until she is eighteen. In return, he gets her soul ... terms and conditions permitting, of course. Unfortunately, deals are difficult to maintain when Alastor begins to feel like a father to the very witch who summoned him.)
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- English
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- 109,166
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- 12/?
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Bookmarked by GetShrekdtFool
20 Jan 2025
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AWWWWWWW THIS IS SOOOOO CUTE and still getting updated. I think. Kinda sorta maybe deal, yknow? But the Alastor and Imogen family bond is amazing. Alastor’s characterization and humor is just amazing, like the deadpan humor and noise effects and dad jokes- I EAT IT UP EVERY TIME! Also the chapters where Alastor and Imogen are talking through the radio are precious and I love them very much. And Imogen is a stubborn traumatized girl with a grudge and Alastor is a stubborn egotistical maniac so the angst is angsty in a enemies but also I love you so much so only I can be mean to you kind of way and not a grrrr emo and I hate your evil guts kind of way. Ehhhhh maybe a little bit but like the perfect balance I think. Also also GROW SOME BALLS ALASTOR AND TALKKKKKKKKKKK. Communication is the next group therapy topic >:)
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Direct sequel to "Let's Fall in Love."
"You're…married?" Charlie said.
"Were married," Tina said, still glaring at Alastor.
"Still married." Alastor held up his hand, showing off the black wedding ring on his finger.
A club owner called the Songbat offers her services to the Hazbin Hotel, as well as some potential guests. But things become complicated when it's discovered that she and Alastor have a history. They haven't seen each other in ten years, but Alastor is determined to win his wife back no matter what.
Note that this is a very, very angsty romance. If you're looking for pure fluff, or smut, look elsewhere.
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- Part 5 of A Marriage of Inconvenience
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 273,306
- Chapters:
- 52/52
- Comments:
- 432
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- 1,150
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Bookmarked by GetShrekdtFool
11 Jan 2025
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Oookay I’ll admit I didn’t read the prequel but even at the threat of pitchforks, I’ve gotta say I loved this! It had its cheesy cliches and Alastor is a fool in love and Tina is an idiot I can’t help but love. Characters seem close to canon but more realistic, love it. Also the OCs are fleshed out and don’t feel shoehorned in. Bad stuff happens, it’s Hell and it’s clear on that front. I also love that this was written by someone who is ace. I love reading Alastor love stories because the discussion around his sexual identity had introduced me to the concept. And I won’t start dumping my personal experiences here, I do think I fall somewhere on that spectrum. Being in a relationship and feeling like you’re letting your partner down or putting your own comfort down to please them is a devastating thing. So I think asexuality is portrayed wonderfully here. I’m ttping so much but I’m gonna swipe Tina from Alastor and be rereading this tons of times. This story also really updated my playlists with some old goodies.
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After months of living in the hotel, you’d come to know and be friends with everyone.
You notice that Alastor was acting a bit strange today. Turns out, it’s time for his antlers to shed velvet. In an attempt to become friends with him, you offer to help.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 272,262
- Chapters:
- 51/?
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- 5
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- 2,665
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- 4,906
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Bookmarked by GetShrekdtFool
29 Dec 2024
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Ooooooh Alastor is such a piece of work! And I hate it. And love it. He’s learning like a doe on deadly little twig legs. Wonderful. Lots of puns which is always a win in my book. Ynna is such a pretty name and she is such a sweetheart, but not niave. She’d give her arm up to a guy who she knows is swindling her. An absolute mess that refuses to be clean. Also an Angel friendship which I always love, also a lot more Charlie than other stories which I like. Can’t wait to see where this goes :P
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Years after his death, a young abused child stumbles across Alastor's original radio in his home in New Orleans and he's able to communicate with her. Scarlett becomes quick friends with the radio demon and he manipulates the small human into continuing his serial killer ways. Until she dies, that is.
This fic was inspired by On Air written by SugarGlaze
Bookmarked by GetShrekdtFool
26 Dec 2024
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soooooo cuteeeeee and I get all that child fic goodness with an extra sprinkling of angst because it's in well hell and everything. also love how everyone isn't just child care experts because a kid showed up. their flaws lead to mistakes that become big because of setting. still getting updated too so YIPPPPEEEEE3
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"I've found something in your pocket" by Oshann for NotYourMemily
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
07 Dec 2016
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Sans was out at Grillbys, and you found something in his jacket...
In which Sans and Reader experience long-distance boning.
Bookmarked by GetShrekdtFool
16 Dec 2024
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I've finally given in. I keep saying oh I'm not gonna bookmark this this is so silly it was just a one time things haha. Spoiler alert, it was indeed not a one time thing. This premise is too goofy for me not to come back to. So thank you for this silly thing while I go crawl into my unusual interest hole of confused shame. So also screw you. long distancedly.
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Partners in Death...and Life by Safination
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
09 Oct 2024
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“Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you. Quite a pleasure!” One hand reset on his chest, and the other shoots into the air. It’s the bow you did in high school, back when you wanted theater to pay your bills. A performer’s bow.
You chuckle. “I don’t think it will be quite the pleasure you think.”
“Is that so?” Alastor’s smile remains constant. “And why would that be?”
You show him the tray you’re holding. “I’m here to do your sutures.”
[Or after a seven-year absence, you find the man you were married to in life, not only back in town, but also helping . . . *checks notes* . . . the Princess of Hell run a hotel aimed at rehabilitating sinners who were sent to the bad place for a reason.]
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- Part 1 of Glimpses of Me and You
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- English
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- 87,895
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 246
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Bookmarked by GetShrekdtFool
14 Dec 2024
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This characterization of Alastor is the perfect gap between edgelord and simp. I think if he fell in love it would totally look something like this. Nice consensual everything, no excess of steamy scenes he probably would hate, and a crazy lady for that crazy man. Chefs kiss. Mwah.
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A nonlinear progression of yours and Red's relationship from one-night stands to [redacted]. Complements the Bottoms Up series, but can be read as a standalone.
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Bookmarked by GetShrekdtFool
01 Sep 2024
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hey this is smutty and kinda fluffy and just like an cool thing so thank u for that
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Sans didn't expect to find the door to the ruins open. He didn't expect to find a human corpse, piles of dust, and a lone living human baby inside. He sure has hell didn't expect ending up taking care of it. What does he know about babies, anyway?
But a promise is a promise and this one has to be kept.
No matter what.
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- English
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- 13/13
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Bookmarked by GetShrekdtFool
07 Jun 2024
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This is absolutely heartbreaking and heartwrenching in all the best ways OMGGGGG! The enemies to family pipeline has never been so good.
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A story where the reader is thrown into the game of Undertale...but with a twist. Not only do they have to try to guide Frisk through the underground, but they have to do it in a body that is not their own.
With time running out, you better be prepared to get to the root of the problem...get it? Cause you're a flippin flower!
Note: takes place in an alternate reality where Undertale was never launched and only one copy of the game exists.
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- English
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- 194,141
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- 47/?
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Bookmarked by GetShrekdtFool
03 Jun 2024
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If I ever turn a fanfic into a physical book, it'll be this one. This is so amazing and even if the ending isn't really the one the author intended at the start, it's satisfying all the less. This is just amazing. I don't know what else to say. Just... thank you, SillyMillyXD. (hehe, cool name)
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You are an alley cat that has been roughed up by the streets. You had no one, no mate, no kits, no friendly faces. You've gotten used to the tough lonely street life. But when monsters shake the Earth in the city you live in, what will you do?
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Definitely take advantage of a sleeping skeleton monster with his unprotected hot dog cart, that's for sure.
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- Part 1 of A Cat's Tale
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,243
- Chapters:
- 22/?
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- 2
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- 748
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Bookmarked by GetShrekdtFool
02 Jun 2024
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This is super cute and fluffy. End of story. Also the war between kitty and skeleton is awesome.
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You work at an animal shelter. You love all your fuzzy buddies and can't imagine a better job for yourself than looking after cats and dogs all day, even when the work is hard and often gross. What can you say? You've got a lot of love to give!
You're just not quite sure yet how you feel about the new monster who's been helping out these days, and this riddle wrapped up in an enigma is something you just can't resist investigating...
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- Part 1 of ~Soft Horrortale~
- Language:
- English
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- 100,078
- Chapters:
- 15/15
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- 1,464
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Bookmarked by GetShrekdtFool
26 May 2024
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So cuteeee! This feels like a nice middle ground for a kind of socially acceptable Horrortale Sans without making him normal sans with a hole in his head. This is the kind of book you'd curl up by the fire with. :)
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statistically significant by andypantsx3
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
08 Nov 2020
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You're the scientist who developed a neural net to model the value of assists. Now that your work is feeding into the hero rankings, pro hero Ground Zero has a bone to pick with your results.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 23,490
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 11
- Comments:
- 503
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- 4,977
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- 799
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- 67,133
Bookmarked by GetShrekdtFool
19 Jun 2023
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the one where he burns a hole through your dress (and it's a lot hotter than it should be)
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Sugar Scorched by restwellsoon
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Aug 2021
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Culinary AU. You’re hired on as a temporary consultant to Katsuki Bakugou, renowned chef patron of Ground Zero. As you work to improve the image of the explosive chef, you quickly learn that if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
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- Part 1 of Sugar Scorched
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,592
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 103
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- 1,036
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- 230
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- 19,558
Bookmarked by GetShrekdtFool
26 May 2023
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its hot in the kitchen (in the best worse ways)
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Bookmarked by GetShrekdtFool
01 May 2023
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i fucking hate you, red face, stomping off kinda energy from Katsuki