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    Hermione Granger’s post-breakup coping strategy is simple: professionalism and absolutely no pining. Unfortunately, both become harder to maintain the moment she and her partner at the DMAC, Theodore Nott, arrive at the DMGS fundraising gala. That’s when she spots longtime crush Oliver Wood, looking obnoxiously handsome and being impossibly charming. When the Ministry’s bargain-bin fireworks inevitably misfire, Hermione is forced into work mode, but chaos (plus a whole lot of Theo’s meddling and a heroically disheveled Oliver) quickly dismantles what’s left of her resolve.

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    07 Jan 2026

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    THERE IS A PODFIC IN ADDITION TO A WONDERFUL ONESHOT OF A SHIP I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED (I absolutely love Theodore in this one)

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    Hermione gets more than she bargained for when Malfoy gets hit by a spell during their mission, leaving her to deal with five time-jumping Malfoys!

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    01 Jan 2026

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    Nice quick read of fluff

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    “You touched my pup,” Steve said at the group with a cold, fake smile.

    “What the hell. Harrington?”

    “You need a bat to hit a blind girl?” He begun to stalk forward with a deathgrip on the handle of the bat.

    “This would be over if she had minded her damn business while we chatted with Munson here.” Andy didn’t sound as sure anymore. Good.

    “I will fucking bury you,” he said with a nod. “I’m going to put you so far into the ground, you’ll be shitting dirt until you’re 80. Do you have anything to say before then?”

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    Omega steve is mom and protective of his kids.
    Also Steddie happens in there with mutual pining and pathetic eddie :)

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    13 Dec 2025

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    nice fic to relax
    badass omega steve
    yearner alpha eddie

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    "No. We were brought here for a reason, Sammy." He grinned at her, a flash of white teeth. "We're here to wreak havoc."

    Sam was not on board with that idea. Absolutely not. They weren't here to exploit this new world. They weren't going to mess with the story just because they could. And she wasn't grinning right back at him.

    No.

    Of course not.

    They were here to make things better. They were here with the foreknowledge of what would happen so they could help people. She wasn't thinking about how much chaos they could create, or how someone like Jim being Harry Potter was going to destroy the entire plot. And she definitely wasn't thinking about the damage they could do to just about everything with magic at their disposal.

    She wasn't.

    "You're right," Sam leaned across the table so they were inches apart as she whispered, "Let's fuck shit up."

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    20 Nov 2025

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    One of the funniest story I read this year. Kept me from being bored in class !

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    Minato knows at the beginning of the week that it's going to be a hellish one. Mostly because it starts with the kidnapping of one of his two remaining students, only a year after they'd lost the first one. He just doesn't realize at the time that it's not going to be a hellish week - it's going to be hell for quite a bit longer than that.

    It all starts with Rin's kidnapping, and her subsequent rescue at the hands of a mysteriously appearing, monstrously strong, murderously violent woman.

    A woman with cotton candy pink hair.

    It only devolves from there.

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    16 Oct 2025

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    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
    It was perfect