Grumpy_tooka
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Any guy can be a babygirl but it takes a real man to be a wife, and Ilya Rozanov is a real Russian man, so Lily Irinova better be a great wife. Or girlfriend, but only for now.
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Jackie puts "Boston Lily" on the WAGs chat, chaos ensues
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Possession Homoérotique by Grumpy_tooka
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, SURVIVRE UNE NUIT EN FORÊT - Maghla
09 Nov 2025
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Recette d'une romance toxique :
- prenez deux personnages complexes
- émincez les à la peur et au désespoir
- ajouter un soupçon de démon
- épicez avec une bonne dose de tension sexuelledégustez !
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Blackmail, sleep-deprivation and unexpected kisses... by Grumpy_tooka
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
22 Oct 2025
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Fox is the master of blackmail, but sometimes we all just wanna know how he uses it...
Or sleep deprivation leads to some fraternization and our boys just act like useless homosexuals.
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Made of Outer Space by Grumpy_tooka
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
13 Sep 2025
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Five times they were professionals and the one time they were not.
The General tapped Cody twice on the shoulder, sensing something. Glancing back, the commander confirmed the presence of his three companions, and above all Obi-Wan's alert gaze. Concentrating on what he heard, he didn't miss the slight buzz of a probe droid. He raised his blaster, finger on the trigger, and the second the clanker passed the angle that hid it, Cody shot it with a blaster bolt perfectly adjusted in the infrared sensor.
“Good job, my dear,” Kenobi praised, his voice muffled by the mask.Or
just them in missions and on leave being raging homosexuals <3
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Tea Holder (blackmailed) by Grumpy_tooka
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
21 May 2025
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Cody found out what Jedi see when they're meditating, and of course, he's gotta tell his batchmates.
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A silly and short chat fic about the disaster batch
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Whatsapp Work Skin Template /Revamped by etc e tal (pe_pe_peperoncinocandy)
Fandoms: No Fandom
21 Apr 2023
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Whatsapp work skin.
- Text messages, photos, videos, voice messages, links and quotes;
- Group chats;
- Header and icons;
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- English
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12 Jan 2026
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Shane Hollander is a guest on The Tonight Show after his third Stanley Cup win. His (secret) boyfriend Ilya Rozanov watches from his home in Boston.
When Shane pulls out his slutty little glasses during the interview, Ilya goes to great lengths to get to New York City as soon as possible.
(Post HR, Pre TLG, the end of Ilya's last season in Boston.)
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- Part 1 of Notes from Shane Hollander's Press Tour
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11 Jan 2026
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"I've thought about it. Maybe it’s time I retired my glasses," he said.
Shane Hollander dominates the rink - and now he’s setting his sights on the next challenge: his vision. It looks like the NHL star is gearing up for LASIK surgery.
Read the full story here: HotTake.com/hollander-lasik-interview #ByeByeGlasses
Shane Hollander might get LASIK, rendering his glasses completely useless - and so, Ilya Rozanov is about to make it everyone's fucking problem.
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- Part 2 of felt cute, might delete
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11 Jan 2026
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The Shane Hollander Thing by fandom_commitment_issues
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Dec 2025
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Cliff Marlow has been on Boston’s team with Ilya Rozanov for the last seven years.
Last week, he figured out the Shane Hollander thing.*** Now with a 2nd Chapter of Shane's *slightly* more serious POV***
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11 Jan 2026
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Thank You Notes by SiladhielLithvirax for subcorax
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Dec 2025
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Babies are expensive. Even on an NHL salary. So that's why Sarah was so grateful and confused when she got the UPPAbaby Vista V3 Stroller and Car Seat when it wasn't even on her registry.
yet more Ilya in the WAG chat.
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Bookmarked by Grumpy_tooka
06 Jan 2026