HelloMyNameIsAlias
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It starts on a Wednesday morning which, as far as Randy can tell, has absolutely nothing special going for it. He just wakes up at half past six, drives across town to his stupid pays-the-bills morning job, and discovers that the coffee machine is bleeding.
(AKA, the coffee shop AU where Randy goes insane trying to prove that his coworkers are killing people and stuffing them through the coffee mill)
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can't! buy! my! love! by the-night-gods-moon (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
30 Sep 2025
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Langa Hasegawa needs to get a job, but no one is hiring. What’s a guy to do? Well, put up fliers all over town advertising his services as a jack-of-all-trades handyman, of course! Quick, affordable, and reliable, there’s no job he won’t do! Surely this is a plan that can’t go wrong.
This is (not) a story about skateboards.
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Your name is Brian Moser. You are only seven years old, and for the past two days you have been bathing in blood. You're scared, and the only thing you want more than your mom's reassurance that everything is going to be okay is a glass of water for your little brother. But I'm here to help. Do exactly as I say, and things will start to go our way, my friend.
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A couple of deleted/extra context scenes from Branching Paths.
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- Part 5 of Branching Paths
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The whims of chance control us all, and the only thing any of us can do is make the decision, over and over again every single day, to do what is right, no matter how the winds may blow or the sun may shine.
The time has come. The danse macabre begins.
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- Part 4 of Branching Paths
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An alternate universe retelling of TUE.
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Encore by daylights-nightlights (HelloMyNameIsAlias), lonely-gotham-streetlamp (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandom Batman Beyond, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), Original Work, Teen Titans (Animated Series)
11 Dec 2024
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the vanishing of danny fenton by daylights-nightlights (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandom Danny Phantom
31 Oct 2021
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Ahsoka Displaced by roasted-frog-legs (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Feb 2021
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Always in motion, the future is, and sometimes in motion, the past is, when a realm outside of time one wanders.
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pilot study (knowledge gaps) by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.
Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.
Or: The sex
pollenamoeba fic you (never) asked for.Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.
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Bookmarked by HelloMyNameIsAlias
01 Jun 2026
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forever altered by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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Grace is put on cleaning duty and gets a mysterious fourth bag of vodka for his troubles.
Rocky begrudgingly takes on the role of Designated Driver slash Space Blob Supervisor, and receives a different kind of gift in return.
“Grace. What are you doing?”
Grace's mouth, still smushed against my xenonite, curves upward: Contentment, happiness, satisfaction. Interesting, that it should be prone to smiling when made stupid by ethanol, but not so much when it gets stupid because of a lack of sleep.
“‘s called a kiss, buddy. I‘m givin’ you. A kiss. ‘cause you're my best friend annnnd I like you. And y’nno what, you're actually pretty nice. When you’re not goin’ outta your way to be mean to me, that is.”
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Bookmarked by HelloMyNameIsAlias
01 Jun 2026
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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Bookmarked by HelloMyNameIsAlias
29 May 2026
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through the eye of a needle by funeralstrut
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 May 2026
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When the original Luo Binghe crashes into his humble mountain abode, Shen Qingqiu half-expects that the shitty world of Proud Immortal Demon Way might just implode from its blackened demonic protagonist meeting his own younger, innocent disciple self. But when it doesn't, he's going to have to deal with something much more complicated: figuring out original Luo Binghe's intentions when he declares he’s moving into the bamboo house, creating the world's most awkward roommate situation!
Nevertheless, Shen Qingqiu might still have a fighting chance of survival—if he can only decipher the haunting look in grown Luo Binghe's eyes, and his own increasingly muddled feelings...
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Bookmarked by the-night-gods-moon (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
20 May 2026
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bloom just for you by neocardinia for spikenard
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 May 2026
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Immortal Master Wearing Socks Fucked Hard and Fast by Half-Demon Disciple! \(★ω★)/
#blowjob #rimming #screaming orgasms #toe sucking #coming untouched #huge cock #anal creampie #ahegao
Bookmarked by the-night-gods-moon (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
18 May 2026