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no ends 'cause you're timeless by philomelas_tongue
Fandom: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
14 Aug 2025
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Daniel learns how to be a vampire, with a little help from his friends.
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16 Sep 2025
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Two Bedrooms in the Same House by disco_vendetta (brinn)
Fandoms: The Host - Stephenie Meyer
22 Aug 2013
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“I just wish I could know what’s going on in your head.” What he means is, I will never be a part of you the way she was.
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14 Sep 2025
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22 Aug 2025
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Louis is shocked to find the fledgling Daniel in his home in Dubai. He is also shocked by his own bitter jealousy.
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19 Aug 2025
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In the aftermath of the interview, Daniel brings Louis home with him to his apartment in New York.
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- English
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19 Aug 2025
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let gravity be my sculptor by luminoussbeings
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
30 Mar 2025
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“No more doctor’s appointments,” he says to Armand, who’s perched in one of Daniel’s squashy armchairs, scrolling listlessly on his iPad. “But maybe we should book you in with one. When’s the last time you had a prostate exam?”
“Ha,” says Armand, without looking up. “Why, are you offering?”
Or: when Daniel gets turned into a vampire, Armand gets turned back into a human. It’s not going well.
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17 Aug 2025
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It’s a platonic renaissance of sorts. They’ve become like teenagers compelled to appraise each other virtually of their every move, fingers furious on glittery keypads, only this is far better than texting, Louis reckons. Less hassle, less babble, more to the point. Just feelings, worn beneath the sleeve like a second heartbeat, tucked safe between the tendons of the wrist.
Louis adjusts his shirt cuff.
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14 Aug 2025
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We only become more fully what we are by deadpooled
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
22 Oct 2024
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—if there’s an antennae or something I have to fucking adjust but, Louis de Pointe du Lac please tell me you can fucking hear this—
Louis is too shocked to respond immediately. The voice is faint, but it’s not hard to extrapolate when he’d been listening to it dissect his entire undeath for the more tumultuous part of the past month. All he can blurt, both out loud and through the connection, is, “Daniel?”. Lestat squawks something from the shower.
Thank fuck, Daniel answers, bright with relief. Then a moment of long silence.
So. Slight, uh. Hiccup.
Louis takes the confirmation with all the grace of a brick shattering through a window. “No,” he says, “no, he didn’t.”
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14 Aug 2025
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Facing down the press junket for his book, Daniel Molloy is prepared to hype up his hit novel. He's less prepared to have Armand crash the tour to play bodyguard and doting assistant and he's definitely not ready to have his secrets spilled on a world stage because Armand wants to play games.
The longer he sticks around to torment Daniel as he chases him across the country, the longer he stays. So, who's really winning this game?
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12 Aug 2025
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Gabriel is a popstar at the height of his career. Unfortunately, someone seems determined to bring him down, and the threats are escalating.
Gabriel's manager hires Sam Winchester as his new bodyguard. Gabriel dislikes him on sight. Sam must keep Gabriel safe even as Gabriel is determined to thwart him at every turn and they fight their growing attraction to each other.
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01 Jul 2025
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Anywhere You Are by cozyqueerchaos
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games)
27 Aug 2021
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Rouge and Shadow move in together. Rouge is new to this whole "friendship" thing, and Shadow is still hiding something from her. But she'll make it work. She always does.
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- English
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- 6/6
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25 Jun 2025
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A magic spell robs Saitama and Genos of their strength, and Saitama discovers how little he knows about his disciple.
Now Genos is miserable, Saitama feels helpless, and a voice in his head is constantly screaming "DON'T SAY SOMETHING STUPID, DON'T SAY SOMETHING STUPID."
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25 Jun 2025
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The vast majority of the time, Nemuri is a great roommate. Still, Hizashi could do without her springing hot people on him at nine in the morning when he’s still in a pair of ratty pink sweatpants.
(Or: In which Hizashi thinks that Nemuri and Shōta are dating. They're not.)
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11 Jun 2025
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mirror image by ablondemoment
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
13 Dec 2023
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Everyone always says Hitoshi looks just like Aizawa. It makes sense- Aizawa is his dad, his mentor, his hero inspiration. It was Aizawa who brought home the adoption papers and Aizawa who gave him his first capture scarf.
What they don't know, however, is that it wasn't Aizawa who he met first. And it isn't Aizawa he sees when he looks in the mirror.
(or: on his way home from work one night, hizashi meets a tiny hitoshi)
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11 Jun 2025
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Similarities in Unlikely Places by deafmic
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Sep 2020
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“I’m not afraid of them.” Hitoshi rests his chin on his knees, staring straight ahead of him. His eyes focus on an unmoving spot across the street, the same spot Hitoshi had darted home from just a few minutes before. A house sits there, quiet and still, with a few lights on but no other signs of life–the same as the rest of the neighborhood. It’s just the two of them out here, and it’s easy to feel like it’s just the two of them in the world.
“I know,” Yamada says softly. “I know it’s not about the dog.”
(Hitoshi has a breakdown one night. Hizashi is there to help and the two of them discover they're more alike than they thought.)
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10 Jun 2025
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The Waiting Area by MarziPanda95
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Sep 2020
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Shouta is tired.
His damn class keep getting into trouble. Every time they're hurt, he has to make the journey down to the hospital to sign paperwork and sit outside the room to wait for them to be discharged. It's a pain. It makes him anxious. It gives him headaches. He just wants a nap.
Unfortunately, someone has other ideas. Hizashi Yamada, a patient at the hospital, turns up every time to keep him company. Hizashi is smarter than he looks - and he might just be smart enough to help save some of Shouta's precious kids. Shouta can't help it if he starts to find the man endearing.
But Hizashi is keeping something from him. Hizashi never leaves the hospital.
Something about this situation... isn't right.
*COMPLETE!!*
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- English
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- 23,158
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 13
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- 476
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10 Jun 2025
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By the Numbers by ill go with that then (Linelenagain) for tiniest_hands_in_all_the_land
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Dec 2018
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“So they must know you pretty well, to get you so many gifts you like,” Tensei prompts. “They must be paying a lot of attention.”
Impossibly, Hizashi turns an even darker shade of red. “That doesn’t mean that they like me. They could just be friendly and shy.”
Kayama grins. “Do you want them to like you?”
Shouta would like to know that, too.
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- English
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05 Jun 2025
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CATastrophe! by Roguishly_Good_Looking for corndog_patrol
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Sep 2019
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Present Mic is a Hero, radio host and teacher. Eraserhead is a deadly and vicious villain that when encountering said hero, formed a ridiculous crush and lost all sense and self preservation in his presence. Present Mic has stopped the infamous Eraserhead multiple times the past few years and doesn’t know what all the fuss is about this fairly harmless, easily apprehended troublemaker.
And one day... he gets turned into a cat.
Based on corndog-patrol’s hero!Present Mic and villain!Eraserhead comics.
corndog-patrol.tumblr.com- Language:
- English
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- 16,454
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- 4/4
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- 111
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04 Jun 2025
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Try, Try Again by deafmic
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Nov 2020
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While picking up Aizawa Shouta from a police station after his patrol, Shinsou Hitoshi gets hit with an age regression quirk, turning him into a four year-old with no memories of being adopted by Aizawa and Hizashi and leaving the two of them as the parents of a very confused and upset toddler.
As it turns out, Shinsou has the memories of his four year-old self and because of that, the memory of his birth father’s death is still fresh, as is the memory of being abandoned and put in foster care by the rest of his family.
Against all odds, Aizawa and Hizashi finally have a chance to make better childhood memories for him.
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- English
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- 4/4
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- 316
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30 May 2025
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A Few Disasters Short by Robbirdthe8th (FictionalFeather)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Aug 2023
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Hizashi has the life he always wanted. He's got a successful music career, his own radio show, tons of fans, and tons of money. He's living the dream.
Except he hasn't written a decent song in months, his love life is nonexistent, and he might have a stalker.
He's not expecting a cat cafe to hold the answers to his problems, but the cats and their mysterious owner might end up solving them anyway.
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28 May 2025