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Family Emergency by Elpie (Horribibble), Wearydress
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jan 2026
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The problem is that Shane Hollander is an Alpha.
No. Okay. No.
Technically (by order of magnitude) the problem is that:
Shane Hollander is in labor → it is happening in the middle of a game → it should not be happening at all because → Shane Hollander is an Alpha.Everyone's day gets markedly more chaotic when Shane--an Alpha--goes into labor mid-game against New York. It's a good fucking thing the Raiders are playing North Carolina.
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For When I'm Not There by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Dec 2025
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For all of his conquests and his unerring sense of romance—he’s very romantic, Ilya is, always has been a lover—he’s never found himself at this kind of loss before. He has no idea what to give Shane for his birthday.
And it has to be perfect, needs to be lovely—because if he’s going to cup this magnificent love between his hands and protect it from the wind and the entirety of the league, he wants it to be just right.
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Shane Hollander spends several days leading up to his birthday in mortal fear of buttplugs.
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Honesty is the Best Policy (But it Scares the Living Hell Out of Me) by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
14 Dec 2025
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The rules are clear, and also written directly onto the cliff face.
You genuinely cannot miss them.
So Wangji says, “You are the most beautiful person I have ever seen, but I am required to punish you.”
And then realizes exactly what it is that seems to have gone wrong.
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Or right, when you consider the cosmic implications of running into your soulmate at sixteen years old and immediately threatening to have them spanked for breaking the rules.(An AU in which you cannot lie in the presence of your soulmate. And this may or may not give Wei Ying hives.)
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Reality Checks for the Absurdly Wealthy by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
31 Jan 2025
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It’s 2 PM on a Tuesday and Jin Zixuan is curled up in the corner of a dingy basement laundry room, tears in his eyes as he struggles to understand why the universe—and this washing machine in particular—hates him.
And then the door squeaks open, and Zixuan’s only reaction is to stuff his face into his stupid quarter-zip like a cashmere fleece turtle.
“Is someone in here, or is the laundry room haunted again?” A man’s voice calls, and it’s almost jarring how friendly it is.“Again?” Zixuan hiccups.
Footsteps on the tile, and then there’s a man frowning down at him with open concern. “Aw, bud. Are you crying? Me too sometimes.” And he pops a squat, right there in front of the sad turtle man, and Zixuan gets a close up of the riot of tattoos on his arms and peeking through the gaping rips in his jeans. “I’m Wei Ying.”
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In which Jin Zixuan gets cut off and is quickly adopted by a pair of heavily-tattooed magpies who teach him how to do things like do laundry, ride the bus, and take control of his own stupid life.
An ode to friendship and emotional support dipshits.
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Human Resources for Idiots by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Jan 2025
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Lan Xichen was trying to be thoughtful when he hired a temp to accompany his uncle to the Cultivation Conference in Jinlintai. Neither he nor Lan Wangji could make it, and he knows Lan Qiren despises these things on a good day.
Wei Wuxian is not that sort of temp.
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Honesty is the Best Policy (But it Scares the Living Hell Out of Me) by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
14 Dec 2025
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The Merry Wives of Witchers by Elpie (Horribibble), FlitShadowflame, MessengerGabriel, Wearydress
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, wit - Fandom
05 Feb 2021
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Bullen Week Prompts by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
28 Nov 2015
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“Shane!” Ilya breaks the surface and swims towards him, voice low and alarmed. He reaches for Shane’s wrist, “we can’t—“
But then he stills, because he catches the awe-filled look on Shane’s face as they tred water the surface. His head is stilted back, hair slicked against his skull, his mouth open in wonder. Ilya spins and follows his dark eyes up. Above them, a thousand stars glitter in the inky black.
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Now free from the confines of tanks and walls, Ilya and Shane set off to find Ilya's pod.Series
- Part 2 of my lover stands on golden sand
- Part 5 of hollanov aus
Bookmarked by Elpie (Horribibble)
15 Jan 2026
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“I’m sorry, buddy,” he says, “I should’ve known you weren’t feeling it.” Shane finally looks at him. He makes a low, unfamiliar sound, vibrating through the water. It is confused and searching, a sound Hayden doesn't hear from him often.
Somewhere deep in the facility, a heavy impact reverberates through the walls, metal groaning under the strain. Ilya. Hayden closes his eyes. Ilya is bigger, faster. And he wants to kill Shane.
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Hayden thinks the new wild mer in the aquarium, Ilya, is trying to murder his best fish friend, Shane. Turns out he's got it all wrong, and murder is the last thing on their minds.Series
- Part 2 of hollanov aus
- Part 1 of my lover stands on golden sand
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Bookmarked by Elpie (Horribibble)
15 Jan 2026
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For the first few days, Shane ignored it. He thought he was going crazy, or stuck in some coma dream, or that he was being punished by God for—well, you know. Either way, he thought: head up. Be good. Even if you never make it out of here, you’ll know you tried your best to do it right.
Shane gets stuck. Ilya helps.
Bookmarked by Elpie (Horribibble)
15 Jan 2026
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“Hayden I’m gay.”
It’s said so suddenly and so fiercely it takes Hayden a second to register what he’s heard.
“Oh.”
“Yeah.” Shane replies
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How Hayden finds out.
Bookmarked by Elpie (Horribibble)
14 Jan 2026
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He’s already in the room, shutting the door behind himself as quietly as he can before he realises that not only is there someone other than Shane in the room, but there are three someones other than Shane.
And, as if he hasn’t already fucked up spectacularly, the someones happen to be the Hollanders and Hayden fucking Pike.
// or; Ilya visits Shane in the hospital and meets his parents. He's traumatized and grieving, everything hurts, and Shane takes after his mother.
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Bookmarked by Elpie (Horribibble)
13 Jan 2026