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John realizes what’s happening on the sixth loop.
In retrospect, it’s fucking embarrassing that it took him so long to figure it out—that this isn’t an illusion, and it’s not him finally going mad, and it’s not a dream or a trick or a torment devised by the King to fuck with them. It’s not like he doesn’t know that time is as malleable as clay in the hands of gods. The Dark World taught him many lessons that he’d like to forget, and that’s one of them.
It’s just been a little hard to concentrate when Arthur keeps fucking dying.
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When John decides to stay with Arthur as he bleeds out on the King’s plateau, he expects them both to die. Instead, they find themselves brought back in time to the first moment they stepped onto the plateau—and Arthur has no recollection of their confrontation with the King. John soon realizes that they’re stuck in a time loop that restarts every time Arthur dies.
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It doesn’t matter anyway, as he’s immediately distracted by the phone voice again. “Hello, hello? I know you’re there.” Okay. That’s ominous. But Evbo’s standing in a room with multiple mutilated corpses after getting thrown out the second floor by some overpowered freak and then talked down to by a crazy priest or something. And his shoes are like, iron-colored all of the sudden. So, definitely not the freakiest thing he’s experienced so far. This is probably that crazy priest again anyway.
Evbo picks up the phone. “Uh…hello?”
“Dude,” the voice says. “What took you so long to answer?” Not the priest guy then—this guy’s voice is much higher. And also sort of whiny.
“Bro, what?” Evbo exclaims, incredulous. “Why’d you expect me to answer at all?” Evbo eyes the area around him suspiciously. This guy could be nearby. “Also, who even are you?”
“I’m Seawatt,” the guy—Seawatt, apparently—responds, like Evbo is supposed to know who he is.
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Or, Evbo is a freelance journalist who gets a tip about the mysterious Mount Parkour Asylum and finds much more than he bargains for. Seawatt is his guide in the form of a voice over a walkie-talkie.
Or, an Outlast AU.
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- Part 1 of at arm's length
Bookmarked by IHateBasil
01 Jan 2026
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Evbo plays outlast irl and goes the fuck through it
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When Worlds Collide by Somewhere_in_Wales
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Staged (TV 2020) RPF, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Staged (TV 2020), Good Omens (TV) RPF
06 Feb 2024
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"Who the Hell is this?" Crowley asks irritably, thumb pointing back at David.
"David, I presume. And this is Michael."
"Angel, who the HELL are David and Michael?"
"Yes, well, that's certainly the question isn't it?"
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As the filming of GO Season 1 comes to an end for us, Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves unexpectedly transported to our world.
They find help in the form of two familiar actors but it comes at the price of mistaken identities. How can they get back to their world and, as they consider what our world can offer them, do they want to?
Basically, it's a Good Omens French Mistake - but a different take on it so we get to see all 4 characters together (Michael and David are written as their Staged characters).
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- Part 1 of Good Omens / Staged Crossovers
Bookmarked by IHateBasil
05 Aug 2025
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Crack but it’s a Supernatural reference-kinda
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Lit by fellshish
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV) RPF, Good Omens - All Media Types
29 Apr 2024
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Crowley takes a university course on literature and surprise! The book they’re discussing is Good Omens. Uh oh.
Bookmarked by IHateBasil
05 Aug 2025
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hilarious. I loved it. I don’t think this needs notes honestly. The summery explains everything about it.
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In an unfortunate encounter with an occult object, Crowley accidentally splits himself into his angel and his demon halves.
Aziraphale has to help put him back together.
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Bookmarked by IHateBasil
05 Aug 2025
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Kinda sad at one point but it’s really good. Kind of another crack fic. Man I fucking love crack treated seriously.