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    It doesn’t matter anyway, as he’s immediately distracted by the phone voice again. “Hello, hello? I know you’re there.” Okay. That’s ominous. But Evbo’s standing in a room with multiple mutilated corpses after getting thrown out the second floor by some overpowered freak and then talked down to by a crazy priest or something. And his shoes are like, iron-colored all of the sudden. So, definitely not the freakiest thing he’s experienced so far. This is probably that crazy priest again anyway.

    Evbo picks up the phone. “Uh…hello?”

    “Dude,” the voice says. “What took you so long to answer?” Not the priest guy then—this guy’s voice is much higher. And also sort of whiny.

    “Bro, what?” Evbo exclaims, incredulous. “Why’d you expect me to answer at all?” Evbo eyes the area around him suspiciously. This guy could be nearby. “Also, who even are you?”

    “I’m Seawatt,” the guy—Seawatt, apparently—responds, like Evbo is supposed to know who he is.

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    Or, Evbo is a freelance journalist who gets a tip about the mysterious Mount Parkour Asylum and finds much more than he bargains for. Seawatt is his guide in the form of a voice over a walkie-talkie.

    Or, an Outlast AU

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    01 Jan 2026

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    Evbo plays outlast irl and goes the fuck through it

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    "Who the Hell is this?" Crowley asks irritably, thumb pointing back at David.

    "David, I presume. And this is Michael."

    "Angel, who the HELL are David and Michael?"

    "Yes, well, that's certainly the question isn't it?"

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    As the filming of GO Season 1 comes to an end for us, Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves unexpectedly transported to our world.

    They find help in the form of two familiar actors but it comes at the price of mistaken identities. How can they get back to their world and, as they consider what our world can offer them, do they want to?

    Basically, it's a Good Omens French Mistake - but a different take on it so we get to see all 4 characters together (Michael and David are written as their Staged characters).

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    05 Aug 2025

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    Crack but it’s a Supernatural reference-kinda

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    Crowley takes a university course on literature and surprise! The book they’re discussing is Good Omens. Uh oh.

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    05 Aug 2025

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    hilarious. I loved it. I don’t think this needs notes honestly. The summery explains everything about it.

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    In an unfortunate encounter with an occult object, Crowley accidentally splits himself into his angel and his demon halves.

    Aziraphale has to help put him back together.

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    05 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Kinda sad at one point but it’s really good. Kind of another crack fic. Man I fucking love crack treated seriously.

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    “Do you think you deserve this?” the Oldest Dream asks.

    Dokja is exhausted, miserable, shaky in his own skin. He’s so tired of being tired. “I’m starting to think I do,” he says.

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    24 Aug 2025

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    Almost entirely angst. It gets better at the very end. Really fucking sad though. I love it <3